hotsietozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
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hotsietozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
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Another ok photo from my 2019 trip to Japan. I really need to go back to make more (and better) pictures.
February 14, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Another ok photo from my 2019 trip to Japan. I really need to go back to make more (and better) pictures.
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Imagine living on a planet with kittens and starry skies and and sandwiches and choosing to spend your time terrorizing people.
February 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Imagine living on a planet with kittens and starry skies and and sandwiches and choosing to spend your time terrorizing people.
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Them: "So, how are you today?"
Me:
Me:
February 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Them: "So, how are you today?"
Me:
Me:
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Another good reason not to argue with shitty people on this site. Block and move on.
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Another good reason not to argue with shitty people on this site. Block and move on.
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one time i accidentally farted on the bus & there was so much bass to it the other passengers thought we were all in the opening credits to seinfeld.
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
one time i accidentally farted on the bus & there was so much bass to it the other passengers thought we were all in the opening credits to seinfeld.
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*talking into a banana* no you hang up first
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
*talking into a banana* no you hang up first
Please keep my imaginary best friend Louis Longebones in your prayers. He’s 12 feet tall and hates spaghetti and just learned he’s got the rickets
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Please keep my imaginary best friend Louis Longebones in your prayers. He’s 12 feet tall and hates spaghetti and just learned he’s got the rickets
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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Happy anniversary to this Mastodon post and the moderator who beloved my uncle was murdered by a jean jacket.
November 22, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Happy anniversary to this Mastodon post and the moderator who beloved my uncle was murdered by a jean jacket.
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Rep. Walkinshaw leaving today’s ICE hearing: “All of this comes from Stephen Miller’s sick, twisted, deranged Great Replacement Theory.” He says when Dems have the majority they will subpoena Miller to testify: “If he doesn’t he will end up in prison for contempt.” @pabloreports.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Rep. Walkinshaw leaving today’s ICE hearing: “All of this comes from Stephen Miller’s sick, twisted, deranged Great Replacement Theory.” He says when Dems have the majority they will subpoena Miller to testify: “If he doesn’t he will end up in prison for contempt.” @pabloreports.bsky.social
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one time when i was a kid my family took care of an injured squirrel that had fallen out of a tree. we tried to nurse it back to health for about a month but it showed no signs of improvement until one day my dad realized that it was just a simple pine cone.
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
one time when i was a kid my family took care of an injured squirrel that had fallen out of a tree. we tried to nurse it back to health for about a month but it showed no signs of improvement until one day my dad realized that it was just a simple pine cone.
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WHAT: Libertine (fall 2026)
OCCASIONS: telling your parents in Boca Raton that foraging IS a career & has NOTHING to with taking mushrooms & college is a WASTE & you want to be called by your SECRET SKY NAME
IF IT WERE A SCENT: poppers + gardenias
EMOTIONAL RANGE: whoa, darling
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: telling your parents in Boca Raton that foraging IS a career & has NOTHING to with taking mushrooms & college is a WASTE & you want to be called by your SECRET SKY NAME
IF IT WERE A SCENT: poppers + gardenias
EMOTIONAL RANGE: whoa, darling
#MJMfashionGuide
February 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
WHAT: Libertine (fall 2026)
OCCASIONS: telling your parents in Boca Raton that foraging IS a career & has NOTHING to with taking mushrooms & college is a WASTE & you want to be called by your SECRET SKY NAME
IF IT WERE A SCENT: poppers + gardenias
EMOTIONAL RANGE: whoa, darling
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: telling your parents in Boca Raton that foraging IS a career & has NOTHING to with taking mushrooms & college is a WASTE & you want to be called by your SECRET SKY NAME
IF IT WERE A SCENT: poppers + gardenias
EMOTIONAL RANGE: whoa, darling
#MJMfashionGuide
Never in my fucken life would I have imagined I’d be sending a strongly worded email at 1:00am to a group of dumbass corporate managers voicing my concerns regarding “time expenditure considerations” for my kitchen team
I’m just supposed to be making goofy lil’ toys and weirdo puppets
I’m just supposed to be making goofy lil’ toys and weirdo puppets
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Never in my fucken life would I have imagined I’d be sending a strongly worded email at 1:00am to a group of dumbass corporate managers voicing my concerns regarding “time expenditure considerations” for my kitchen team
I’m just supposed to be making goofy lil’ toys and weirdo puppets
I’m just supposed to be making goofy lil’ toys and weirdo puppets
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Slab Bulkhead!
Punch Rockgroin!
Blast Thickneck!
Uh...
(checks records)
Tick Bonesteel!
Punch Rockgroin!
Blast Thickneck!
Uh...
(checks records)
Tick Bonesteel!
Ridiculous. Come on now. Nobody is named that
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Slab Bulkhead!
Punch Rockgroin!
Blast Thickneck!
Uh...
(checks records)
Tick Bonesteel!
Punch Rockgroin!
Blast Thickneck!
Uh...
(checks records)
Tick Bonesteel!
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I spent a long time trying to figure out what to do with my Harry Potter books, because just dumping them in a little free library felt wrong. So I mailed them to this artist who was turning them into portraits of murdered trans women
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...
Artist uses Harry Potter books to make portraits of murdered trans women
A Vermont-based artist is making a statement after using Harry Potter books to make powerful portraits of murdered trans women.
www.thepinknews.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I spent a long time trying to figure out what to do with my Harry Potter books, because just dumping them in a little free library felt wrong. So I mailed them to this artist who was turning them into portraits of murdered trans women
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...
www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/11/a...
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Vermont US Representative Becca Balint being interviewed by Drop Site News shortly after reviewing more, unreleased Epstein files saying
"They're all a bunch of sick fucks"
"They're all a bunch of sick fucks"
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Vermont US Representative Becca Balint being interviewed by Drop Site News shortly after reviewing more, unreleased Epstein files saying
"They're all a bunch of sick fucks"
"They're all a bunch of sick fucks"
Where’s Prison Mike when you need him
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Where’s Prison Mike when you need him
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
This is just one of the reasons I cannot invite friends over
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
This is just one of the reasons I cannot invite friends over
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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gonna lose my shit if Bad Bunny brings out Bugs Bunny as a special guest at the Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
gonna lose my shit if Bad Bunny brings out Bugs Bunny as a special guest at the Super Bowl
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
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Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
[sound of 1.4 billion people doing an exaggerated shrug]
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
[sound of 1.4 billion people doing an exaggerated shrug]