hotsietozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
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hotsietozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
Where’s Prison Mike when you need him
February 8, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Where’s Prison Mike when you need him
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
This is just one of the reasons I cannot invite friends over
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
This is just one of the reasons I cannot invite friends over
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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gonna lose my shit if Bad Bunny brings out Bugs Bunny as a special guest at the Super Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
gonna lose my shit if Bad Bunny brings out Bugs Bunny as a special guest at the Super Bowl
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If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
If science is so great why do we only have one vegetable on the cob
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Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Concentration camps:
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
[sound of 1.4 billion people doing an exaggerated shrug]
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
[sound of 1.4 billion people doing an exaggerated shrug]
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ICE is not welcome here.
Want a sticker? Venmo [@]austinlouisray any amount of money and include your mailing address.
100% of the proceeds go to Minnesota mutual aid funds.
Let's do some good this week:
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Want a sticker? Venmo [@]austinlouisray any amount of money and include your mailing address.
100% of the proceeds go to Minnesota mutual aid funds.
Let's do some good this week:
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ICE is not welcome here
Good morning. It's bleak out there.
Maybe you've been reading headlines and watching videos and thinking absolutely bonkers thoughts. Maybe you're in an ongoing state of shock that our presidential a...
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
ICE is not welcome here.
Want a sticker? Venmo [@]austinlouisray any amount of money and include your mailing address.
100% of the proceeds go to Minnesota mutual aid funds.
Let's do some good this week:
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/ice-is-not-w...
Want a sticker? Venmo [@]austinlouisray any amount of money and include your mailing address.
100% of the proceeds go to Minnesota mutual aid funds.
Let's do some good this week:
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/ice-is-not-w...
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amazing that these broads can play lady hockey without getting their periods all over the ice
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 AM
amazing that these broads can play lady hockey without getting their periods all over the ice
Turns out zip ties make excellent frames for dollhouse art (3x2 cm)
February 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Turns out zip ties make excellent frames for dollhouse art (3x2 cm)
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Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half
My vision board is just pictures of clearance sale coffins.
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
My vision board is just pictures of clearance sale coffins.
One Word: Kokomo
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
One Word: Kokomo
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if dracula was real i think he'd be my friend
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
if dracula was real i think he'd be my friend
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I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
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Punxsutawney Phil is on the Epstein List.
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Punxsutawney Phil is on the Epstein List.
Youngsters won’t remember this, but there was a time between 1993 and 2003, where every flower was a Gerbera daisy.
February 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Youngsters won’t remember this, but there was a time between 1993 and 2003, where every flower was a Gerbera daisy.
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DOJ Releases Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jeffrey-epstein-fragrance/
February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
DOJ Releases Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance https://theonion.com/doj-releases-jeffrey-epstein-fragrance/
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The murderers of Alex Pretti were long-time veterans of CBP who hailed from Texas. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Two agents who shot Alex Pretti dead are identified as CBP veterans: report
A Border Patrol agent and a Border Protection officer have been identified in a report as the immigration agents who fired on Alex Pretti
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
The murderers of Alex Pretti were long-time veterans of CBP who hailed from Texas. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
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We’re currently in that section of the history book with a map and bunch of arrows all over it
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
We’re currently in that section of the history book with a map and bunch of arrows all over it
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them: [shouting] what do we want
you: nothing
them: when do we want it
you: never
you: nothing
them: when do we want it
you: never
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
them: [shouting] what do we want
you: nothing
them: when do we want it
you: never
you: nothing
them: when do we want it
you: never