Hotsie🎀Tozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you.
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Hotsie🎀Tozzi
@hotsietozzi.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.
My favorite thing to eat while I’m on that ride at an amusement park where they strap you in a little metal chair and then spin you in a circle 50 feet above ground for 2.5-4 minutes is chicken tenders and a coke
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My favorite thing to eat while I’m on that ride at an amusement park where they strap you in a little metal chair and then spin you in a circle 50 feet above ground for 2.5-4 minutes is chicken tenders and a coke
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honk if your inner child found a refrigerator in the woods
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
honk if your inner child found a refrigerator in the woods
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
GROK fucked my wife :-(
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
GROK fucked my wife :-(
Neighborhood watch has me on their list because that one time my therapy raccoon “Wild Larry” took off on my riding lawnmower and ran over some kid’s lemonade stand smdm
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Neighborhood watch has me on their list because that one time my therapy raccoon “Wild Larry” took off on my riding lawnmower and ran over some kid’s lemonade stand smdm
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If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If a woman looks sad, tell her, "You'd be pretty if you smiled more" and you won't see her looking sad anymore because you will be dead.
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It's Trans Day of Remembrance. I don't know a single trans person who hasn't lost another trans person in their circle. Please hold them in your hearts today, even if their names are new to you.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It's Trans Day of Remembrance. I don't know a single trans person who hasn't lost another trans person in their circle. Please hold them in your hearts today, even if their names are new to you.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
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even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
even as a little boy i always dreamt of having bad knees
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I would like to share something.
A year ago, Trump won and I was furious and scared so I sent a text to a few of local women I knew and asked them to join me at a meeting and invite like-minded women they knew. A few showed up, then a few more. We became a group called The Salon and we meet monthly
A year ago, Trump won and I was furious and scared so I sent a text to a few of local women I knew and asked them to join me at a meeting and invite like-minded women they knew. A few showed up, then a few more. We became a group called The Salon and we meet monthly
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I would like to share something.
A year ago, Trump won and I was furious and scared so I sent a text to a few of local women I knew and asked them to join me at a meeting and invite like-minded women they knew. A few showed up, then a few more. We became a group called The Salon and we meet monthly
A year ago, Trump won and I was furious and scared so I sent a text to a few of local women I knew and asked them to join me at a meeting and invite like-minded women they knew. A few showed up, then a few more. We became a group called The Salon and we meet monthly
Charlie Kirk hasn’t rsvp’d to my New Years Eve party. Hope he’s okay.
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Charlie Kirk hasn’t rsvp’d to my New Years Eve party. Hope he’s okay.
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THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down
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We are offering two donation levels for our Kazoo at the Zoo musical event: $5 to have the event, $7 to prevent us from having it.
January 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We are offering two donation levels for our Kazoo at the Zoo musical event: $5 to have the event, $7 to prevent us from having it.
In my downtime I make puppets of the young cooks I work with. This is Dan
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
In my downtime I make puppets of the young cooks I work with. This is Dan
Ahhh, the grizzly horrific joys of being a professional chef. I’m sure when my day comes I’ll be trussed up and oiled just like these poor birds
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ahhh, the grizzly horrific joys of being a professional chef. I’m sure when my day comes I’ll be trussed up and oiled just like these poor birds
I asked GROK about his male pattern baldness and he started crying and then went on a tirade about Hitler
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I asked GROK about his male pattern baldness and he started crying and then went on a tirade about Hitler
Not much. How about you?
Love,
Toz
Love,
Toz
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Not much. How about you?
Love,
Toz
Love,
Toz
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only 25 hours and 2 minutes left to pledge please!
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
only 25 hours and 2 minutes left to pledge please!
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
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THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have just identified a powerful new antibiotic that is 100x STRONGER than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA and VRE. Hiding in a well-known soil bacterium, pre-methylenomycin C lactone KILLS drug-resistant bacteria WITHOUT triggering resistance.
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have just identified a powerful new antibiotic that is 100x STRONGER than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA and VRE. Hiding in a well-known soil bacterium, pre-methylenomycin C lactone KILLS drug-resistant bacteria WITHOUT triggering resistance.
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holy shit that’s not actually a reindeer! it’s a camry
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
holy shit that’s not actually a reindeer! it’s a camry
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
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I hope my made up words don't make you.....discomfortable
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hope my made up words don't make you.....discomfortable
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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I scrolled to the end, guys. It's not great
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I scrolled to the end, guys. It's not great