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humans: wander in circles
evolution: [roles eyes]
evolution: [roles eyes]
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
humans: wander in circles
evolution: [roles eyes]
evolution: [roles eyes]
truth with out sorrow [tosses the ball to your toddler] is grace
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
truth with out sorrow [tosses the ball to your toddler] is grace
[murmured] rome conquered itself
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
[murmured] rome conquered itself
endless buffet of candied thumbs
wolf howl coming out of a baby monitor
commemorative teeth
one clown eating another
other uses for beard nets
waking up to a tree in your room
toothpaste tube full of raw liver
waking up next to yourself
coffin that’s also a bong
wolf howl coming out of a baby monitor
commemorative teeth
one clown eating another
other uses for beard nets
waking up to a tree in your room
toothpaste tube full of raw liver
waking up next to yourself
coffin that’s also a bong
January 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
endless buffet of candied thumbs
wolf howl coming out of a baby monitor
commemorative teeth
one clown eating another
other uses for beard nets
waking up to a tree in your room
toothpaste tube full of raw liver
waking up next to yourself
coffin that’s also a bong
wolf howl coming out of a baby monitor
commemorative teeth
one clown eating another
other uses for beard nets
waking up to a tree in your room
toothpaste tube full of raw liver
waking up next to yourself
coffin that’s also a bong
chat bot named cathy
mandatory national gift exchange
the opposite of a lighter in hell
hailstone kisses
organic air at the oxygen market
piñata full of words
tire tracks on the ceiling
shipwrecked cheerleader hailing a plane
task rabbit for new year resolutions
mandatory national gift exchange
the opposite of a lighter in hell
hailstone kisses
organic air at the oxygen market
piñata full of words
tire tracks on the ceiling
shipwrecked cheerleader hailing a plane
task rabbit for new year resolutions
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
chat bot named cathy
mandatory national gift exchange
the opposite of a lighter in hell
hailstone kisses
organic air at the oxygen market
piñata full of words
tire tracks on the ceiling
shipwrecked cheerleader hailing a plane
task rabbit for new year resolutions
mandatory national gift exchange
the opposite of a lighter in hell
hailstone kisses
organic air at the oxygen market
piñata full of words
tire tracks on the ceiling
shipwrecked cheerleader hailing a plane
task rabbit for new year resolutions
them: happy new year
you: no
you: no
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
them: happy new year
you: no
you: no
death: *kills everything*
you: [eyes rolling] classic death
you: [eyes rolling] classic death
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
death: *kills everything*
you: [eyes rolling] classic death
you: [eyes rolling] classic death
what do we want
amore
when do we want it
when the moon hits our eyes
amore
when do we want it
when the moon hits our eyes
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
what do we want
amore
when do we want it
when the moon hits our eyes
amore
when do we want it
when the moon hits our eyes
a way to beat your own face out like a bathmat
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a way to beat your own face out like a bathmat
Reposted by Retsoor
A monk named Huichao asked his teacher Fayan, "What is Buddha?"
Fayan replied, "You are Huichao."
.
(Blue Cliff Record, #7)
Fayan replied, "You are Huichao."
.
(Blue Cliff Record, #7)
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
[to god] you’re muted
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
[to god] you’re muted
police artist rendering of god
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
police artist rendering of god
sorry I was all “the god of the universe is yet more terrible than men reckoned” at your holiday party
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
sorry I was all “the god of the universe is yet more terrible than men reckoned” at your holiday party
the shining but just the snow
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the shining but just the snow
[curse] may your airpods fall into the snow
December 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
[curse] may your airpods fall into the snow
life hack: imagine a perfect religion & have faith in it
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
life hack: imagine a perfect religion & have faith in it
Jesus Christ Superstore
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Jesus Christ Superstore
yeah sex is cool but have you ever taken migratory advantage of a landbridge revealed by an ice age
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
yeah sex is cool but have you ever taken migratory advantage of a landbridge revealed by an ice age
ice cubes made of frozen tears
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
ice cubes made of frozen tears
you: be true to yourself
krill: stfu
krill: stfu
December 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
you: be true to yourself
krill: stfu
krill: stfu
Reposted by Retsoor
William Carlos Whitten - Fallen Fruit, by Various Artists
from the album Winter 2019
iheartnoise.bandcamp.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
[summarizing ted talk] in the end, our hair grows us
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
[summarizing ted talk] in the end, our hair grows us
sorry I accused your baby of prioritizing relativism over critical thinking & inadvertently slipping into nihilism
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
sorry I accused your baby of prioritizing relativism over critical thinking & inadvertently slipping into nihilism
sorry I shot the crossbow you gave me for christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
sorry I shot the crossbow you gave me for christmas