Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you prefer.
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
“Tamanduas distinguish themselves from all other anteaters by being the only genus that communicates exclusively through interpretive dance.”
“Tamanduas distinguish themselves from all other anteaters by being the only genus that communicates exclusively through interpretive dance.”
-Won't stop ordering unhealthy food
-Won't meditate
-Won't go to the gym regularly
-Won't save money
-Won't be a better person
-Won't finish my
-Won't stop ordering unhealthy food
-Won't meditate
-Won't go to the gym regularly
-Won't save money
-Won't be a better person
-Won't finish my
Alexa: I'm sorry, you are a desicated husk of something that once resembled a human being. You can only be fixed by renewing your Amazon Prime subscription. Would you like me to renew your subscription? Make a gurgling sound if you agree to our new terms and conditions.
Alexa: I'm sorry, you are a desicated husk of something that once resembled a human being. You can only be fixed by renewing your Amazon Prime subscription. Would you like me to renew your subscription? Make a gurgling sound if you agree to our new terms and conditions.