Liz Lets Loose
@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know
[This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
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I'm telling ya, this dog is a strange little man
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"Accidentally" lol
I'm just going to say it: If your dog is able to shoot you with your own gun, you deserve to be shot
Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, the Police Say
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Accidentally" lol
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I'm just going to say it: If your dog is able to shoot you with your own gun, you deserve to be shot
Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, the Police Say
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just going to say it: If your dog is able to shoot you with your own gun, you deserve to be shot
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I work at the Kellogg factory stamping the expiration dates on boxes. It’s called cereal dating.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I work at the Kellogg factory stamping the expiration dates on boxes. It’s called cereal dating.
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this fucking guy
happy caturday I guess
happy caturday I guess
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
this fucking guy
happy caturday I guess
happy caturday I guess
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a pb&j but with an extra bread in the middle like a big mac
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
a pb&j but with an extra bread in the middle like a big mac
I'm just going to say it: If your dog is able to shoot you with your own gun, you deserve to be shot
Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, the Police Say
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just going to say it: If your dog is able to shoot you with your own gun, you deserve to be shot
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“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
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Considering all the times I’ve nodded in agreement because I just didn’t care enough to ask someone to repeat themselves, there’s really no telling what kind of crazy shit people think I actually believe.
June 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Considering all the times I’ve nodded in agreement because I just didn’t care enough to ask someone to repeat themselves, there’s really no telling what kind of crazy shit people think I actually believe.
Um.... Why doesn't Pandy have 10 million billion followers?!
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Um.... Why doesn't Pandy have 10 million billion followers?!
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I broke up with my farmer boyfriend. I wrote him a John Deere letter
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I broke up with my farmer boyfriend. I wrote him a John Deere letter
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*brings a mistress to a wife fight
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*brings a mistress to a wife fight
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It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
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To be a grown-up has undoubtedly
been the stupidest shit I ever wished
as a kid.
been the stupidest shit I ever wished
as a kid.
June 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
To be a grown-up has undoubtedly
been the stupidest shit I ever wished
as a kid.
been the stupidest shit I ever wished
as a kid.
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Up next on the Megyn Kelly show Megyn defends incest
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Up next on the Megyn Kelly show Megyn defends incest
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Every corporate email
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Every corporate email
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If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
November 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
This is a Public Service Announcement: If you're making tea with a teabag, you HAVE to put the teabag in first, then pour the hot water over it. Doing otherwise is an abomination.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is a Public Service Announcement: If you're making tea with a teabag, you HAVE to put the teabag in first, then pour the hot water over it. Doing otherwise is an abomination.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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I still carry a torch for my old flame.
- a pyromaniac love story
- a pyromaniac love story
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I still carry a torch for my old flame.
- a pyromaniac love story
- a pyromaniac love story
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The government announced a new plan to help with our finances. It's called "thoughts and prayers," but with more graphs.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The government announced a new plan to help with our finances. It's called "thoughts and prayers," but with more graphs.
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Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Hate Bush
Hate Bush
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Diana Loss
Diana Loss
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Sick Astley
Sick Astley
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Hate Bush
Hate Bush
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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no, i haven't gotten high in over 27 years, why do you ask
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
no, i haven't gotten high in over 27 years, why do you ask
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Away with them to prison
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Away with them to prison