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—I did feel the burn. I've pulled a muscle nodding back.
—I did feel the burn. I've pulled a muscle nodding back.
Thank you! ☺️
Thank you! ☺️
And then when I’m not, I’m really really not.
And then when I’m not, I’m really really not.
—And you know what? He's right.
—And you know what? He's right.
Organize and prepare accordingly.
Organize and prepare accordingly.
Hearing grandpa shout, “Free the nipple!” It is the highlight of the game.
Hearing grandpa shout, “Free the nipple!” It is the highlight of the game.
—One stray thread and you go from Olympic hopeful to a censored naked human toboggan.
#WinterOlympics
—One stray thread and you go from Olympic hopeful to a censored naked human toboggan.
#WinterOlympics
Me: so has the presidency of the United States. im sure everything will be fine
Me: so has the presidency of the United States. im sure everything will be fine
their problem, not mine
their problem, not mine
—"Behold! A thousand people dressed as ice crystals, which looks like what we scrape off our windshields for free!”
#WinterOlympics
—"Behold! A thousand people dressed as ice crystals, which looks like what we scrape off our windshields for free!”
#WinterOlympics
You can see the guy from Jamaica thinking, "Mon, this was not in the brochure. This is effing cold!!"
#WinterOlympics
You can see the guy from Jamaica thinking, "Mon, this was not in the brochure. This is effing cold!!"
#WinterOlympics
And we judge their form. Humanity's great.
#WinterOlympics
And we judge their form. Humanity's great.
#WinterOlympics