Chicken of Vermont
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Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
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I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
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Life is a cycle.
We're all recycled.
Don't be worried about whether or not something has been thought, written, or done before.
It has.
We're all recycled.
Don't be worried about whether or not something has been thought, written, or done before.
It has.
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i got up to go potty and I ended up having dessert.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i got up to go potty and I ended up having dessert.
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I had a dream that the rhythm was going to get me.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I had a dream that the rhythm was going to get me.
I can't even remember what I was watching because the commercials have been on so long.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I can't even remember what I was watching because the commercials have been on so long.
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Now is the time to fight, not surrender. 🗣️
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Progressive group MoveOn calls on Schumer to step aside
"Inexplicably, some Senate Democrats, under Leader Schumer's watch, decided to surrender."
www.axios.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Now is the time to fight, not surrender. 🗣️
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
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I once got a compliment on my wool sweater. I said, "Thanks, a sheep made it."
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I once got a compliment on my wool sweater. I said, "Thanks, a sheep made it."
I learned some things growing up with The Simpsons.
Some stuff, man.
Some things.
Some stuff, man.
Some things.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I learned some things growing up with The Simpsons.
Some stuff, man.
Some things.
Some stuff, man.
Some things.
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overestimate ppl, it's harder on you, but priceless for them
actually this backfired before i finished typing the skeet, as you were
actually this backfired before i finished typing the skeet, as you were
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
overestimate ppl, it's harder on you, but priceless for them
actually this backfired before i finished typing the skeet, as you were
actually this backfired before i finished typing the skeet, as you were
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Not overturning Obergefell is a rational move by Roberts since it was his Court that reached the decision in the first place— today’s development shouldn’t be misinterpreted as a moderation of this court
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Not overturning Obergefell is a rational move by Roberts since it was his Court that reached the decision in the first place— today’s development shouldn’t be misinterpreted as a moderation of this court
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That's adorable
I remember when I still had feelings too
I remember when I still had feelings too
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
That's adorable
I remember when I still had feelings too
I remember when I still had feelings too
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a six year gap in my résumé that just says “i fought the law and the law won”
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
a six year gap in my résumé that just says “i fought the law and the law won”
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Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
Rooster has exited the building and I can't go to bed yet so it's just me and a glass of wine while the dog's snores create a vibratory foot massage.
You know.
You know.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Rooster has exited the building and I can't go to bed yet so it's just me and a glass of wine while the dog's snores create a vibratory foot massage.
You know.
You know.
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i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
The power of wearing black is that no one will see if I spill red wine.
The power of wearing black is that all of the toothpaste and gravy just looks like Jackson Pollock art.
Right?
The power of wearing black is that all of the toothpaste and gravy just looks like Jackson Pollock art.
Right?
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The power of wearing black is that no one will see if I spill red wine.
The power of wearing black is that all of the toothpaste and gravy just looks like Jackson Pollock art.
Right?
The power of wearing black is that all of the toothpaste and gravy just looks like Jackson Pollock art.
Right?
This will not end well.
In the meantime, I promise I won't intentionally verbally abuse anyone who doesn't deserve it.
In the meantime, I promise I won't intentionally verbally abuse anyone who doesn't deserve it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This will not end well.
In the meantime, I promise I won't intentionally verbally abuse anyone who doesn't deserve it.
In the meantime, I promise I won't intentionally verbally abuse anyone who doesn't deserve it.
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So far (two episodes in), I love HBO's IT: Welcome to Derry.
That is all.
That is all.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So far (two episodes in), I love HBO's IT: Welcome to Derry.
That is all.
That is all.
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Look out. I'm on a rampage tonight. Where delightful ends, bitchy begins.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Look out. I'm on a rampage tonight. Where delightful ends, bitchy begins.
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I tried to entertain myself, but I'm boring as fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I tried to entertain myself, but I'm boring as fuck.
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
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Got the length right on the toilet handle chain and now there's nothing left to live for
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Got the length right on the toilet handle chain and now there's nothing left to live for
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Remember six days ago when we were all pretty jazzed about Democrats again? Good times.
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remember six days ago when we were all pretty jazzed about Democrats again? Good times.
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I’m looking for the words.
I type a few syllables.
Erase them, fraught.
I’m doing my best.
I still have to figure out dinner.
I type a few syllables.
Erase them, fraught.
I’m doing my best.
I still have to figure out dinner.
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’m looking for the words.
I type a few syllables.
Erase them, fraught.
I’m doing my best.
I still have to figure out dinner.
I type a few syllables.
Erase them, fraught.
I’m doing my best.
I still have to figure out dinner.
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How much bot, could a bot bot, bot, if a bot bot, could bee boop?
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
How much bot, could a bot bot, bot, if a bot bot, could bee boop?