Jo is a delight
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She/ her THE crazy plant lady
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My entire fucking life is running kids around. And my job is running routes caring for plants. I'm always in my fucking car.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My entire fucking life is running kids around. And my job is running routes caring for plants. I'm always in my fucking car.
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history doesn’t repeat itself but it sure does rhyme
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
history doesn’t repeat itself but it sure does rhyme
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this may be a controversial take but i don’t think it’s a good idea to have so many delusional people in power
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
this may be a controversial take but i don’t think it’s a good idea to have so many delusional people in power
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sometimes i’m a huge cunt as a treat
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
sometimes i’m a huge cunt as a treat
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Don't start too many holiday traditions with your kids. They NEVER forget.
November 16, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Don't start too many holiday traditions with your kids. They NEVER forget.
Come hide out with me in the mountains. I need more people like you here
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Come hide out with me in the mountains. I need more people like you here
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i haven’t trusted anyone in authority since i was twelve and my pediatrician told me soon a wonderful thing would be happening to me once a month
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i haven’t trusted anyone in authority since i was twelve and my pediatrician told me soon a wonderful thing would be happening to me once a month
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I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I swear to god there must be a neurotransmitter that provides feelings of pleasure from doing or saying the stupidest shit. When they discover it, it must be named derpamine
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sending me a DM is a virtual and contractual agreement that anything you say can and will be used in a screenshot where I make jokes at your expense
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
sending me a DM is a virtual and contractual agreement that anything you say can and will be used in a screenshot where I make jokes at your expense
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Me as a therapist: *quits*
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me as a therapist: *quits*
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You ever get offended by your own fart? Anyway, how dare I?
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
You ever get offended by your own fart? Anyway, how dare I?
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I think that song "I Alone" was written about my dating life.
I think that song “All by Myself” was written about my preferred sexual position
I think that song “All the Small Things” was written about the dick pics I’ve received.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I think that song "I Alone" was written about my dating life.
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Nothing. Just out looking for a vacation home.
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Nothing. Just out looking for a vacation home.
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Ever since I was a boy, I’ve wanted to diversify my portfolio
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Ever since I was a boy, I’ve wanted to diversify my portfolio
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I'm losing weight by eating nothing but pickles. I'm so sick.
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm losing weight by eating nothing but pickles. I'm so sick.
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chilling with violence ‘round the 7th circle of hell today, wyd
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
chilling with violence ‘round the 7th circle of hell today, wyd
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
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First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed then leave
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed then leave
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I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
I need to interact more. I just generated a skirkle thingy, and the onion was in it. I mean, the onion is funny and all, but not skirkle material.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I need to interact more. I just generated a skirkle thingy, and the onion was in it. I mean, the onion is funny and all, but not skirkle material.
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
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Mid life crisis mutant ninja turtles
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Mid life crisis mutant ninja turtles
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On the hunt for a mcrib, but I'm taking it to a park to eat it in shame.
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
On the hunt for a mcrib, but I'm taking it to a park to eat it in shame.
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The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.