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The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
There’s a woman on TikTok testing Christmas cookie recipes with the intensity of a general going into battle.

And now we’re making peanut butter blossoms 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The distinct sadness of liking a Teams message you don’t actually like
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ask your doctor if watching tiny dogs scamper along in the park is right for you
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I had an extra half cup of coffee this morning and can now confirm that god is real but so is the devil
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Who would want to be appreciated in their own time? You’d have to be perceived 😕
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You come to me on this day, national nachos day, and you ask me to email the draft?
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Writing “Happy Monday!” in an email as a cry for help
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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My gf said a little of her face cream goes a long way but I'm wonderin' how far would a lot go? There's only one way to find out.
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Women in STEM (reset my oven clock)
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The plural of Old Navy should be Olds Navy
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There are some TikTok trends that you could show an alien, and they would simply return to their home planet.
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A haunted house, but it’s a ghost mall. Your childhood is over, you can’t go back 😔
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I wish when it gets crazy crowded and backed up at check out, they’d get on the intercom and ask, “Do we have any former cashiers in the store?” Because I would fully take a crack at it.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A haunted house but each room is having to do an icebreaker about haunted houses 😦
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The way people say “If you know, you know” makes me not want to know anything. It makes me want to stop knowing things I knew.
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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So there I was, 37 tabs open, nowhere left to run, and then it hit me: close 'em all
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why do I post things that are cheesy and dumb that even I myself wouldn’t like? Because we all have to age and get annoying. It’s the circle of life, okay
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
That’s my emotional support same mistake I make every day at work. So supportive 🥹
October 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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continuously playing monster mash on a loop this week until someone puts me down
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Dinner tastes better when I don't cook it but that's probably because I didn't fill up on all my normal cooking dinner snackies
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Being less depressed for a second is going to financially ruin me. What do you mean I desire to own things?
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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committing to the bit is my longest personal relationship
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
*Adobe takes a drag of a cigarette* I love making people’s days worse
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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legally i don’t think a grandmother can be called glam-ma unless she has giant rhinestone crosses on the pockets of her jeans
October 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM