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Sunday screamies. It’s when you just start screaming and don’t stop until Monday 🤷♀️
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sunday screamies. It’s when you just start screaming and don’t stop until Monday 🤷♀️
Not my ducks, not my row
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not my ducks, not my row
Is there a word in another language for enjoying the beautiful weather and not trusting it one bit simultaneously
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Is there a word in another language for enjoying the beautiful weather and not trusting it one bit simultaneously
I definitely leave the house in outfits I would not be okay with being in the background of a viral video in. And that’s on me.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I definitely leave the house in outfits I would not be okay with being in the background of a viral video in. And that’s on me.
I bet on the weekends Excel and Word chill out and stop doing inconceivably annoying things. They just get stressed during the work week and act out.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I bet on the weekends Excel and Word chill out and stop doing inconceivably annoying things. They just get stressed during the work week and act out.
Me: Can you imagine a baby named Dolores?
Gen Z: I know, can you imagine a baby named Laura?
Me: Haha what 🥺
Gen Z: I know, can you imagine a baby named Laura?
Me: Haha what 🥺
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me: Can you imagine a baby named Dolores?
Gen Z: I know, can you imagine a baby named Laura?
Me: Haha what 🥺
Gen Z: I know, can you imagine a baby named Laura?
Me: Haha what 🥺
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Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
My new office personality is “woman who’s so cold she uses an electric hand warmer in the shape of a smiling avocado.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My new office personality is “woman who’s so cold she uses an electric hand warmer in the shape of a smiling avocado.”
The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
There’s a woman on TikTok testing Christmas cookie recipes with the intensity of a general going into battle.
And now we’re making peanut butter blossoms 🫡
And now we’re making peanut butter blossoms 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There’s a woman on TikTok testing Christmas cookie recipes with the intensity of a general going into battle.
And now we’re making peanut butter blossoms 🫡
And now we’re making peanut butter blossoms 🫡
The distinct sadness of liking a Teams message you don’t actually like
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The distinct sadness of liking a Teams message you don’t actually like
Ask your doctor if watching tiny dogs scamper along in the park is right for you
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ask your doctor if watching tiny dogs scamper along in the park is right for you
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I had an extra half cup of coffee this morning and can now confirm that god is real but so is the devil
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I had an extra half cup of coffee this morning and can now confirm that god is real but so is the devil
Who would want to be appreciated in their own time? You’d have to be perceived 😕
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Who would want to be appreciated in their own time? You’d have to be perceived 😕
You come to me on this day, national nachos day, and you ask me to email the draft?
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You come to me on this day, national nachos day, and you ask me to email the draft?
Writing “Happy Monday!” in an email as a cry for help
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Writing “Happy Monday!” in an email as a cry for help
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My gf said a little of her face cream goes a long way but I'm wonderin' how far would a lot go? There's only one way to find out.
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My gf said a little of her face cream goes a long way but I'm wonderin' how far would a lot go? There's only one way to find out.
Women in STEM (reset my oven clock)
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Women in STEM (reset my oven clock)
The plural of Old Navy should be Olds Navy
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The plural of Old Navy should be Olds Navy
There are some TikTok trends that you could show an alien, and they would simply return to their home planet.
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
There are some TikTok trends that you could show an alien, and they would simply return to their home planet.
A haunted house, but it’s a ghost mall. Your childhood is over, you can’t go back 😔
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A haunted house, but it’s a ghost mall. Your childhood is over, you can’t go back 😔
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I wish when it gets crazy crowded and backed up at check out, they’d get on the intercom and ask, “Do we have any former cashiers in the store?” Because I would fully take a crack at it.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I wish when it gets crazy crowded and backed up at check out, they’d get on the intercom and ask, “Do we have any former cashiers in the store?” Because I would fully take a crack at it.
A haunted house but each room is having to do an icebreaker about haunted houses 😦
October 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A haunted house but each room is having to do an icebreaker about haunted houses 😦
The way people say “If you know, you know” makes me not want to know anything. It makes me want to stop knowing things I knew.
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The way people say “If you know, you know” makes me not want to know anything. It makes me want to stop knowing things I knew.
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So there I was, 37 tabs open, nowhere left to run, and then it hit me: close 'em all
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So there I was, 37 tabs open, nowhere left to run, and then it hit me: close 'em all