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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷

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I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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Everybody's gangster until the end of It's a Wonderful Life
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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My little niece got a kid’s version of a smart watch. She’s been texting me non stop today. She’s about to learn how it feels to be blocked.
December 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Who does Bo Nix’s eyebrows? I’d like their number.
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Man, I sure do love buying a dishwasher right after Christmas. Mmm, what a sexy purchase.
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Love you Bluesky. Good morning! 🩷
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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netflix asking me to rate a show i haven't finished watching yet feels like a mixture of pressure and mockery and somehow i will have my vengeance
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Oh, y'know, just a typical summer's day, where it's so cold that little Floyd needed a jumper and lots of snuggles 🥰
December 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is playing on sbs world movies 🤗🥰
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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we go together like stormy weather and the dark of night
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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merry catmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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that look when none of the gifts have your name on them
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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But have you considered that I may just be that stupid?
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I stand by what I said, no one normal loves celery.
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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“Wake Up” by RATM but it’s about moots in another timezone
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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grima wormtongue with a name like that why did he even get hired
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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why are all my posts in the Unpopular with Friends feed
December 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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another year without getting my dream present: a trap door for solicitors
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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need to get back in shape, haven’t been called “sport” since i was a kid
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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i will be victorious over my enemies on this the day of boxing
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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We decided to have a full turkey dinner tonight. BC we are adults and can choose what we eat. Turkey breast, stuffing, butternut squash, beets, corn, mashed potatoes, gravy. It was fantastic. Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people, unless you want it too.
December 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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How can I possibly BE a Hermes Birkin 35?
Be the gift you wish to receive this season.
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Mango Mussolini probably celebrates Christmas by watching ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ and rooting for Old Man Potter.
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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You’ve got to give him credit, Trump really put ‘Christ, what an asshole’ back in Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM