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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
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Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · Dec 31
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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hugemclarge.bsky.social
ahh fuck it. bad bunny for president
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
it always feels good to watch the Patriots get their shit split on national television
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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violetmusing.bsky.social
I don't watch football, but I think the Seahawk dudes will win.
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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chalza.bsky.social
The Seahawks played great and the Patriots played like Kraft.
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
if it has a good beat
going to listen, going to dance
February 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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azedand2knots.bsky.social
I feel like I have done something right in life by raising my white Boomer parents to like Bad Bunny.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
maybe an outlier but have listened to songs in other languages since childhood
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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alldolledup44.bsky.social
You meet the nicest girls in the bathroom.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
a local music show and tattoo would absolutely fix me
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
the dance dance revolution has begun
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
surrounding myself in salt and cats for protection
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
nah, nope, no way
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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violetmusing.bsky.social
Things I once valued have lost their sparkle.
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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violetmusing.bsky.social
I know a lot of things that don't amount to much but, hey...things.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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violetmusing.bsky.social
Going to sleep stressed out is my default move.
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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xinicit.bsky.social
Maybe I wouldn’t be hard to love if you weren’t such a stupid asshole
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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lorazekim.bsky.social
Husband: come on, you can do it
Me: no I’m scared
Husband: you want people to think you’re a chicken
Me: I am! I am a big yellow chicken
Husband: isn’t there a saying ‘nothing to fear but fear itself’?
Me: that’s what I have.. fear itself
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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professorkiosk.wtf
the time is an illusion morris day doubly so
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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professorkiosk.wtf
posting at 3:39am so you don’t have to
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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unfitz.bsky.social
𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘞𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 by the Doobie Brothers is my favorite song about coffee.
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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verucas-alt.bsky.social
I've got that thing everybody wants.

Coffee.
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 AM
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verucas-alt.bsky.social
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I have today off.
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
clearly my kids have figured out that when I’m drinking a margarita they can ask me for stuff and I’ll say yes so no more margaritas for me I guess
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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verucas-alt.bsky.social
My takeaway from last night: Skynet has already taken over, we're all cooked.
February 9, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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verucas-alt.bsky.social
I have a crock pot that's older than you, simmer down.
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 AM