Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
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Shitpost in Dutch is "schijtbericht"
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Shitpost in Dutch is "schijtbericht"
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The Republicans are all laughing at you Schumer. You caved. You allowed 10 Democrats in the Senate to cave. RESIGN!
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Republicans are all laughing at you Schumer. You caved. You allowed 10 Democrats in the Senate to cave. RESIGN!
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I wish I was a Republican. Then my politicians would do what I wanted. MAGA owns Trump now.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I wish I was a Republican. Then my politicians would do what I wanted. MAGA owns Trump now.
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"adventure. excitement. a jedi craves not these things."
yeah, you mutant wart, i get it but maybe i do. why can't i be the cool dude jedi
yeah, you mutant wart, i get it but maybe i do. why can't i be the cool dude jedi
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
"adventure. excitement. a jedi craves not these things."
yeah, you mutant wart, i get it but maybe i do. why can't i be the cool dude jedi
yeah, you mutant wart, i get it but maybe i do. why can't i be the cool dude jedi
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Don’t let your peace cost you too much.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Don’t let your peace cost you too much.
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How dare you alter the sacred lyrics to Itsy Bitsy Spider for a commercial about itchy, itchy skin, you greedy, greedy drug company
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
How dare you alter the sacred lyrics to Itsy Bitsy Spider for a commercial about itchy, itchy skin, you greedy, greedy drug company
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Up past my bedtime.
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Up past my bedtime.
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how many last straws can one have
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
how many last straws can one have
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Democrats need to vet their candidates. I’m tired of Democrats who win, switching Parties and betraying our voters. North Carolina is sick of the fake Democrats.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Democrats need to vet their candidates. I’m tired of Democrats who win, switching Parties and betraying our voters. North Carolina is sick of the fake Democrats.
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*imagines full choreography listening to a song
*also me: ugh walking is hard
*also me: ugh walking is hard
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*imagines full choreography listening to a song
*also me: ugh walking is hard
*also me: ugh walking is hard
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feelings are temporary
mashed potatoes are forever
mashed potatoes are forever
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
feelings are temporary
mashed potatoes are forever
mashed potatoes are forever
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Today has been like any of other Sunday except a couple of people called & sang to me
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Today has been like any of other Sunday except a couple of people called & sang to me
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*embraces radical acceptance
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
*embraces radical acceptance
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I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
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toe beans
and teeth fangs
and glittery strings
cats are a few of my favorite things
and teeth fangs
and glittery strings
cats are a few of my favorite things
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
toe beans
and teeth fangs
and glittery strings
cats are a few of my favorite things
and teeth fangs
and glittery strings
cats are a few of my favorite things
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On the outside I’m a houseplant. On the inside I’m photosynthesizing dark thoughts.
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
On the outside I’m a houseplant. On the inside I’m photosynthesizing dark thoughts.
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Dessert?
You mean chips and salsa?
You mean chips and salsa?
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Dessert?
You mean chips and salsa?
You mean chips and salsa?
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The President of the United States of America is actively starving his populace and nobody is fighting back.
NOBODY IS FIGHTING BACK.
NOBODY IS FIGHTING BACK.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The President of the United States of America is actively starving his populace and nobody is fighting back.
NOBODY IS FIGHTING BACK.
NOBODY IS FIGHTING BACK.
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Didn't realize we were at the eat my leftovers stage of the relationship
(rolls out tarp)
(snaps on gloves)
(rolls out tarp)
(snaps on gloves)
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Didn't realize we were at the eat my leftovers stage of the relationship
(rolls out tarp)
(snaps on gloves)
(rolls out tarp)
(snaps on gloves)
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refreshing to see the PDC include women in the big games there was never a reason to separate sex in darts
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
refreshing to see the PDC include women in the big games there was never a reason to separate sex in darts
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Did not anticipate needing a musubi mold. Maybe I will use LEGOS?
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Did not anticipate needing a musubi mold. Maybe I will use LEGOS?