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Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."
It was actually such a beautiful interaction, I didn't understand what she was singing, but I could feel it. We really do need these reminders of our humanity. 💙
February 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Follow up: before I left the UPS, I let the lady know that her singing really touched my soul. And she told me it wasn't just a song she was singing, she was on the phone to India, and it was a prayer, a blessing, and that having heard her singing it, I too recieved the blessing. Serendipity.
February 19, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The old woman working in the back of the UPS store is singing to herself in another language, and her voice is so beautiful to my soul.
February 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
When the Shit Goes Down
YouTube video by Cypress Hill - Topic
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February 19, 2026 at 11:48 AM
In the immortal words of Cypress Hill, "when the shit goes down, ya better be ready"
February 19, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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I went to bed 5 minutes ago

This is an outrage
February 19, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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Question: I am the person that falls asleep in the recliner, but not on purpose. Why did the recliner choose me so soon? I am but middle-aged. I thought I had more time.
February 19, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Can't believe the establishment have arrested him to distract from the announcement of the 4K Blu-ray release of the 1996 Dr Who TV movie.
February 19, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Let's go!
February 19, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Hope it's over soon!
a woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a face
ALT: a woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a face
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣
a woman is drinking a cup of coffee while wearing a blue tank top .
ALT: a woman is drinking a cup of coffee while wearing a blue tank top .
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February 19, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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Andrew Mountbatten Windsor arrested, let's fucking go!!
February 19, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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I pride myself on telling it like it is*!

*how my stress, anxiety, and OCD-riddled brain perceives it to be
February 19, 2026 at 10:40 AM
a woman wearing a beanie and a t-shirt that says already
ALT: a woman wearing a beanie and a t-shirt that says already
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February 19, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Once it pops off, shit's gonna get real real fast.
February 19, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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The Cheshire cat is hanging out in the night sky again. I saw him smiling at me.
February 19, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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SSRIs are currently the pack mules of our society
February 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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fell into a huge pothole on the freeway and ended up in Australia
February 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Anything is possible when you have a front-butt.
February 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Carbon cut outs.
February 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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I’m not like the other boys, I’ve been kicked out of a movie theater for screaming “sausages”.
February 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM