Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
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Marc
@runoldman.bsky.social
· Dec 31
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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I just wanna be rich enough to build a house with a quicksand moat around it
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I just wanna be rich enough to build a house with a quicksand moat around it
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Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Leaving a warm bed on a cold day is a deadly sin like im gonna die if i do it
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☕ c h e e r s 🥶
a penguin wearing an orange hat and a blue vest is holding a cup of coffee
Alt: a penguin wearing an orange hat and a blue vest is sipping a cup of coffee
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November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
☕ c h e e r s 🥶
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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imagine actually dying on the hill though
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
imagine actually dying on the hill though
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Heroes are who love and live each and every day.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Heroes are who love and live each and every day.
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At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
At the risk of sounding like your dad: spend the extra money and buy the good snow brush for your car
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Kids will smile so hard at you with an entire mouth of missing teeth & I love that so much for them.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Kids will smile so hard at you with an entire mouth of missing teeth & I love that so much for them.
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You call me old-fashioned, I call me vintage. We're not the same.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
You call me old-fashioned, I call me vintage. We're not the same.
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cmon one of us must have enough money to start an app just for shitposters
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
cmon one of us must have enough money to start an app just for shitposters
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👋😊☕☀️🌬️
I made my offerings to the yard critters. Now coffee in hand.
All's well in the swamp.
I made my offerings to the yard critters. Now coffee in hand.
All's well in the swamp.
a bird and a squirrel are standing next to each other in the woods and the squirrel is looking at the bird
Alt: a bird and a squirrel are standing next to each other in the woods and the squirrel is looking at the bird
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November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
👋😊☕☀️🌬️
I made my offerings to the yard critters. Now coffee in hand.
All's well in the swamp.
I made my offerings to the yard critters. Now coffee in hand.
All's well in the swamp.
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
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A favorite of mine 📚😊.
“And so it goes...”
― Kurt Vonnegut,
Slaughterhouse-Five
“A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.”
―The Sirens of Titan
“Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.”
b. 11/11/1922
Remembering ❤️
Kurt Vonnegut
― Kurt Vonnegut,
Slaughterhouse-Five
“A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.”
―The Sirens of Titan
“Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.”
b. 11/11/1922
Remembering ❤️
Kurt Vonnegut
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
A favorite of mine 📚😊.
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Sit the fuck down. Nobody seizes a Tuesday psychopath
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Sit the fuck down. Nobody seizes a Tuesday psychopath
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Serotonin: “You knew what this was.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Serotonin: “You knew what this was.”
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I’m writing x-rated versions of popular Dr. Seuss titles. The first one is called “The Cat Cums in the Hat”.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m writing x-rated versions of popular Dr. Seuss titles. The first one is called “The Cat Cums in the Hat”.
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Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
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You're either my best friend or my worst enemy, there’s no in between.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You're either my best friend or my worst enemy, there’s no in between.
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Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
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White people be like I’ll flip you for it
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
White people be like I’ll flip you for it
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well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
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Me: I'm having stuff shipped here.
Rooster: What?
M: Never mind.
R: What is it?
M: Wax.
R: What kind of wax?
M: Facial wax, if you must know.
R: Why?
M: Because I have to pay someone to get all up in my cooch, but I can do my beard myself.
R: ...
M: Well, don't ask, then.
Rooster: What?
M: Never mind.
R: What is it?
M: Wax.
R: What kind of wax?
M: Facial wax, if you must know.
R: Why?
M: Because I have to pay someone to get all up in my cooch, but I can do my beard myself.
R: ...
M: Well, don't ask, then.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Me: I'm having stuff shipped here.
Rooster: What?
M: Never mind.
R: What is it?
M: Wax.
R: What kind of wax?
M: Facial wax, if you must know.
R: Why?
M: Because I have to pay someone to get all up in my cooch, but I can do my beard myself.
R: ...
M: Well, don't ask, then.
Rooster: What?
M: Never mind.
R: What is it?
M: Wax.
R: What kind of wax?
M: Facial wax, if you must know.
R: Why?
M: Because I have to pay someone to get all up in my cooch, but I can do my beard myself.
R: ...
M: Well, don't ask, then.
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My son: What's with all the orphans in your childhood movies? Were orphans like super popular in the olden days?
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My son: What's with all the orphans in your childhood movies? Were orphans like super popular in the olden days?
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I can't help but notice that every movie about time travel is about 35 minutes too long.
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I can't help but notice that every movie about time travel is about 35 minutes too long.