Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
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Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
· Aug 2
This season of America really sucks.
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2029 is gonna be my year. Just you wait.
December 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
2029 is gonna be my year. Just you wait.
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When I say "Happy New Year to you and yours," I just assume the "yours" are a bunch of cats.
December 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When I say "Happy New Year to you and yours," I just assume the "yours" are a bunch of cats.
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Prescription drug commercials greatly overestimate how much I want to hike or fly kites.
March 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Prescription drug commercials greatly overestimate how much I want to hike or fly kites.
It’s 1pm on New Year’s Eve and I’m on my third cocktail.
We call this moderation.
We call this moderation.
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s 1pm on New Year’s Eve and I’m on my third cocktail.
We call this moderation.
We call this moderation.
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they say the trick is to leave out just enough so that
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
they say the trick is to leave out just enough so that
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"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"New year, new me", I say as I get a new me out of deep freeze and bury the old me in the woods
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me: hi do you take walk ins?
funeral parlor director: what?
funeral parlor director: what?
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
me: hi do you take walk ins?
funeral parlor director: what?
funeral parlor director: what?
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Pro tip: Turn off all your recurring subscriptions. Walk toward the horizon.
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pro tip: Turn off all your recurring subscriptions. Walk toward the horizon.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
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Going to pronounce macabre like macrame for 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Going to pronounce macabre like macrame for 2026.
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In 2026, I expect to see more hetero guys start up spicy alts. The ladies like to look too, ya know
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In 2026, I expect to see more hetero guys start up spicy alts. The ladies like to look too, ya know
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I need a weighted blanket, preferably with strong arms.
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I need a weighted blanket, preferably with strong arms.
You’ll know the porn is hot when you can hear a smoke detector that needs a fresh battery beeping in the background.
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You’ll know the porn is hot when you can hear a smoke detector that needs a fresh battery beeping in the background.
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lots of talk about eggs today
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lots of talk about eggs today
I am one multiple personality away from having my very own softball team.
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I am one multiple personality away from having my very own softball team.
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new years eve is a lie 2025 is going to continue into eternity
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
new years eve is a lie 2025 is going to continue into eternity
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I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
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I’ll draw a partial sun in the upper corner of the paper, but I’m gonna give it a full smiley face and some rays. We’re all doing the best we can.
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’ll draw a partial sun in the upper corner of the paper, but I’m gonna give it a full smiley face and some rays. We’re all doing the best we can.
When I was younger, I would get wasted on this crap and pretend I lived in the house on the label.
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
When I was younger, I would get wasted on this crap and pretend I lived in the house on the label.
Babies are ugly and you can’t convince me otherwise.
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Babies are ugly and you can’t convince me otherwise.
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Everybody needs a gorilla for a pillow..
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Everybody needs a gorilla for a pillow..
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There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?
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a hug from your therapist is called a shrinkwrap
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
a hug from your therapist is called a shrinkwrap