Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
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Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
· Aug 2
This season of America really sucks.
When I die, someone in the funeral procession has to drive one of these.
I’m all about symbolism.
I’m all about symbolism.
February 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
When I die, someone in the funeral procession has to drive one of these.
I’m all about symbolism.
I’m all about symbolism.
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Raise your hand if you're exhausted
February 16, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Raise your hand if you're exhausted
Everyone at this Denny’s looks sad.
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Everyone at this Denny’s looks sad.
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Jeez it’s only one day after Valentine’s Day and the stores already have their Ides of March stuff out on display
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Jeez it’s only one day after Valentine’s Day and the stores already have their Ides of March stuff out on display
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Someday someone’s gonna try to remake Big Trouble in Little China and it’s gonna be the worst thing you’ve ever seen.
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Someday someone’s gonna try to remake Big Trouble in Little China and it’s gonna be the worst thing you’ve ever seen.
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Editor pounding the desk: Bleaker. Bleaker!
February 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Editor pounding the desk: Bleaker. Bleaker!
I need the opposite of Ancestry dot com. I don’t want to find relatives…I want relatives to disappear.
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I need the opposite of Ancestry dot com. I don’t want to find relatives…I want relatives to disappear.
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Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
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I used to pick up a frog like every day. what has happened
February 15, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I used to pick up a frog like every day. what has happened
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I am once again paying late night penance for my culinary crimes during the day
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I am once again paying late night penance for my culinary crimes during the day
Do you think Mary-Kate Olsen brags about having two first names when her loser sister only has one?
February 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Do you think Mary-Kate Olsen brags about having two first names when her loser sister only has one?
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a lot of people care about dumb stuff that doesn’t matter and it ruins them. they could instead look at flowers or watch birds or do cocaine
February 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
a lot of people care about dumb stuff that doesn’t matter and it ruins them. they could instead look at flowers or watch birds or do cocaine
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A large portion of the male figure skaters this year look like long-lost Hanson brothers.
February 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
A large portion of the male figure skaters this year look like long-lost Hanson brothers.
I wish I spoke Canadian.
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I wish I spoke Canadian.
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valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry,
Coffee.
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry,
Coffee.
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry,
Coffee.
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry,
Coffee.
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I think I hate squirrels.
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I think I hate squirrels.
I can outrun the Girl Scouts.
- me, holding 15 boxes of free cookies.
- me, holding 15 boxes of free cookies.
February 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I can outrun the Girl Scouts.
- me, holding 15 boxes of free cookies.
- me, holding 15 boxes of free cookies.
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if the burrito i door dashed doesnt fix me the vodka will? right?
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 AM
if the burrito i door dashed doesnt fix me the vodka will? right?
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usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 AM
usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar
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can’t go out tonight, i need to stay in and catch up on my kegels
February 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
can’t go out tonight, i need to stay in and catch up on my kegels
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.
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Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Hoping I haven’t done the stupidest thing I ever did yet because I want something to look forward to.