Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
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Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
· Aug 2
This season of America really sucks.
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Pro tip: Turn off all your recurring subscriptions. Walk toward the horizon.
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pro tip: Turn off all your recurring subscriptions. Walk toward the horizon.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
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Going to pronounce macabre like macrame for 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Going to pronounce macabre like macrame for 2026.
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In 2026, I expect to see more hetero guys start up spicy alts. The ladies like to look too, ya know
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In 2026, I expect to see more hetero guys start up spicy alts. The ladies like to look too, ya know
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I need a weighted blanket, preferably with strong arms.
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I need a weighted blanket, preferably with strong arms.
You’ll know the porn is hot when you can hear a smoke detector that needs a fresh battery beeping in the background.
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You’ll know the porn is hot when you can hear a smoke detector that needs a fresh battery beeping in the background.
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lots of talk about eggs today
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lots of talk about eggs today
I am one multiple personality away from having my very own softball team.
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I am one multiple personality away from having my very own softball team.
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new years eve is a lie 2025 is going to continue into eternity
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
new years eve is a lie 2025 is going to continue into eternity
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I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
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Sorry I’m late, I was perfecting my mistakes.
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sorry I’m late, I was perfecting my mistakes.
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I’ll draw a partial sun in the upper corner of the paper, but I’m gonna give it a full smiley face and some rays. We’re all doing the best we can.
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’ll draw a partial sun in the upper corner of the paper, but I’m gonna give it a full smiley face and some rays. We’re all doing the best we can.
When I was younger, I would get wasted on this crap and pretend I lived in the house on the label.
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
When I was younger, I would get wasted on this crap and pretend I lived in the house on the label.
Babies are ugly and you can’t convince me otherwise.
December 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Babies are ugly and you can’t convince me otherwise.
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Everybody needs a gorilla for a pillow..
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Everybody needs a gorilla for a pillow..
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There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?
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a hug from your therapist is called a shrinkwrap
December 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
a hug from your therapist is called a shrinkwrap
I’m sick of people telling me to be merry. Fuck off.
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I’m sick of people telling me to be merry. Fuck off.
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Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but let’s go get matching tattoos
and this is crazy
but let’s go get matching tattoos
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy
but let’s go get matching tattoos
and this is crazy
but let’s go get matching tattoos
This is probably gonna suck.
- me, whenever I meet someone.
- me, whenever I meet someone.
December 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is probably gonna suck.
- me, whenever I meet someone.
- me, whenever I meet someone.
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emerging nude from a large glowing orb next to a denny’s dumpster
December 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
emerging nude from a large glowing orb next to a denny’s dumpster
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(at the ren faire) where is ye olde porne shoppe
December 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
(at the ren faire) where is ye olde porne shoppe
Next year is gonna be better. Right guys? RIGHT???
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Next year is gonna be better. Right guys? RIGHT???
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Fruitcake is the meatloaf of breads
September 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Fruitcake is the meatloaf of breads