Damion Schubert
@zenofdesign.com
a longtime industry vet, I make games and lead design teams, and am looking for my next opportunity. Check out my rarely updated blog at http://www.zenofdesign.com
I'm a white cis straight male (he/him), an ally albeit an occasionally imperfect one.
I'm a white cis straight male (he/him), an ally albeit an occasionally imperfect one.
Sure, he was raping underaged girls but you're missing the context which was that EVERYONE was raping underaged girls at the frequent child raping parties his best friend threw on his private island specifically for the shadow elite, who all liked to joke about raping girls in emails afterwards.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sure, he was raping underaged girls but you're missing the context which was that EVERYONE was raping underaged girls at the frequent child raping parties his best friend threw on his private island specifically for the shadow elite, who all liked to joke about raping girls in emails afterwards.
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My wife: you watching football tonight
Me: yeah. What are you up to tonight
Wife: I dunno. Might read. Might doomscroll
Me: you could watch football
Wife: who is playing
Me: Jets/Patriots
Wife: I'll doomscroll thanks for the offer
Me: yeah. What are you up to tonight
Wife: I dunno. Might read. Might doomscroll
Me: you could watch football
Wife: who is playing
Me: Jets/Patriots
Wife: I'll doomscroll thanks for the offer
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My wife: you watching football tonight
Me: yeah. What are you up to tonight
Wife: I dunno. Might read. Might doomscroll
Me: you could watch football
Wife: who is playing
Me: Jets/Patriots
Wife: I'll doomscroll thanks for the offer
Me: yeah. What are you up to tonight
Wife: I dunno. Might read. Might doomscroll
Me: you could watch football
Wife: who is playing
Me: Jets/Patriots
Wife: I'll doomscroll thanks for the offer
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Karoline Leavitt is truly amazing. Even with the most extreme drugs, most people could not perform basic language skills surrounded by so much daily mindfuck
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Karoline Leavitt is truly amazing. Even with the most extreme drugs, most people could not perform basic language skills surrounded by so much daily mindfuck
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Attorney: Can 13-year olds consent to sex?
Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Attorney: Can 13-year olds consent to sex?
Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
Republicans: CAN THEY EVER
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
Hellraiser but the main character is asexual, very autistic and obsessed with solving puzzles.
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hellraiser but the main character is asexual, very autistic and obsessed with solving puzzles.
If you want to know how the American game dev job market is doing, today my lunch with an old contact to inquire about work was cancelled because he was laid off.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you want to know how the American game dev job market is doing, today my lunch with an old contact to inquire about work was cancelled because he was laid off.
Weird how the Catholic church finally decides to speak up on this issue when another issue - pedophilia - is the primary topic of conversation.
Here’s a gift link (no paywall) to the article, “Catholic bishops condemn ‘indiscriminate mass deportation’ in rare statement”:
wapo.st/448fDw6
wapo.st/448fDw6
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Weird how the Catholic church finally decides to speak up on this issue when another issue - pedophilia - is the primary topic of conversation.
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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literally every email this guy writes is like "by the way I love underage girls" and everyone is all "tee hee jeffrey you scamp"
I don't even email people commitments on deadline dates because I'm scared it'll be held against me one day and these people out here doing detailed documentation of a pedo club
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
literally every email this guy writes is like "by the way I love underage girls" and everyone is all "tee hee jeffrey you scamp"
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
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whenever a team's first score is a safety i just want a 4. just let me see one absolutely hideous 4 in my lifetime
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
whenever a team's first score is a safety i just want a 4. just let me see one absolutely hideous 4 in my lifetime
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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me, age 22: these political shitheads are knownothing incompetents
me, age 32: I should give politicians the benefit of the doubt, when they certainly have access to information I don't have and which shapes their choices
me, age 42: these political shitheads are knownothing incompetents
me, age 32: I should give politicians the benefit of the doubt, when they certainly have access to information I don't have and which shapes their choices
me, age 42: these political shitheads are knownothing incompetents
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
me, age 22: these political shitheads are knownothing incompetents
me, age 32: I should give politicians the benefit of the doubt, when they certainly have access to information I don't have and which shapes their choices
me, age 42: these political shitheads are knownothing incompetents
me, age 32: I should give politicians the benefit of the doubt, when they certainly have access to information I don't have and which shapes their choices
me, age 42: these political shitheads are knownothing incompetents
That shank was so far to the left that it thinks Bernie Sanders is a centrist.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
That shank was so far to the left that it thinks Bernie Sanders is a centrist.
Sometimes you have to watch Youtube videos to do your job as a game designer in order to better understand a game or IP and there are few things that I hate more than when one of the most influential and well-connected streamers for a game is also one of the most annoying people on planet earth.
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes you have to watch Youtube videos to do your job as a game designer in order to better understand a game or IP and there are few things that I hate more than when one of the most influential and well-connected streamers for a game is also one of the most annoying people on planet earth.
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listening to my team in a meeting today
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
listening to my team in a meeting today
An Epilogue to my Compilation of the Internet's Top 100 board games of all time, including me cleaning up a couple of errors and as a bonus the data for numbers #101-200. If your favorite game didn't make the top 100, see if it makes the hon mention list!
www.zenofdesign.com/top-100-boar...
www.zenofdesign.com/top-100-boar...
Top 100 Board Game FAMILIES of All Time, an Epilogue – Zen Of Design
www.zenofdesign.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
An Epilogue to my Compilation of the Internet's Top 100 board games of all time, including me cleaning up a couple of errors and as a bonus the data for numbers #101-200. If your favorite game didn't make the top 100, see if it makes the hon mention list!
www.zenofdesign.com/top-100-boar...
www.zenofdesign.com/top-100-boar...
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