Tits McDick
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
When it’s your birthday party but someone else gets all the attention:
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
When it’s your birthday party but someone else gets all the attention:
Here’s a picture of me looking for my patience.
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Here’s a picture of me looking for my patience.
Give us this day our daily Fred.
October 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Give us this day our daily Fred.
Me and my friends sharing relationship advice:
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Me and my friends sharing relationship advice:
Well for starters…
October 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well for starters…
Me: All I’ve ever wanted is a nice house in the suburbs.
The house:
The house:
October 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me: All I’ve ever wanted is a nice house in the suburbs.
The house:
The house:
Don’t even get me started on mugs. Or Craig Ferguson.
October 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Don’t even get me started on mugs. Or Craig Ferguson.
“How was your day?”
Me:
Me:
September 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“How was your day?”
Me:
Me:
I hope she chooses cremation because it’ll take a million years for these plastics to break down.
September 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hope she chooses cremation because it’ll take a million years for these plastics to break down.
America’s favorite CEO killer is looking kinda beefcakey these days.
September 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
America’s favorite CEO killer is looking kinda beefcakey these days.
Courtney Love looks like shit these days.
September 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Courtney Love looks like shit these days.
If Dickens were alive today:
September 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If Dickens were alive today:
RIP Polly Holliday.
September 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
RIP Polly Holliday.
Me, when I realize tomorrow is Monday again:
September 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Me, when I realize tomorrow is Monday again:
I asked the Lord to give me a sign.
The Lord:
The Lord:
September 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I asked the Lord to give me a sign.
The Lord:
The Lord:
My fag hag gaydar says yep!
September 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My fag hag gaydar says yep!
This looks completely spontaneous and unplanned.
August 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This looks completely spontaneous and unplanned.
Wanna see my breasts?
August 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Wanna see my breasts?
Repost with a group you’d love to hang out with.
August 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Repost with a group you’d love to hang out with.
Them: How was your Wednesday?
Me:
Me:
August 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Them: How was your Wednesday?
Me:
Me:
There’s never a grassy knoll nearby when you need one.
August 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There’s never a grassy knoll nearby when you need one.
