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Tits McDick
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only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️‍🌈
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This season of America really sucks.
The holidays are right around the corner!

*heads in the opposite direction*
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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teaching the corgi Peter Gabriel lyrics so I can hold him over my head in your driveway
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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My sock keeps slipping down and bunching up inside my shoe and it's making me want to commit crimes
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I saw the sign
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be annoying online
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
So Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob? I’m not sure who I feel worse for.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Sometimes I forget to say something.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m getting sick of the chives guy on Reddit.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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If cop cars played REO Speedwagon songs instead of sirens I’d stop running from the law
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
live
laugh
live nude girls
live
laugh
lurk in the shadows
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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a Happy Meal would be if he choked to death on his fucking Big Mac
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Sure, I have 3 or 4 more hours in me 😭
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Goon a movie
“Goon with the Wind.”
Goon a movie
“The Naked Goon”
Goon a movie

"Top Goon"
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Her: I've never done this before

Also her:
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I replaced the seat in my car with a toilet. You can’t imagine the freedom I feel when I’m flying down the highway, taking a shit.
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
At a wedding, I whip the rice right at their face.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Laura Loomer (to her plastic surgeon): just fuck it up
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Me: Pull the plug, I’m ready

Doc: But you’re not sick?

Me: Coward
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Next year I will be celebrating just one holiday that I am calling Hallowthanksmas. We will dress up in costumes, eat turkey and gravy, and exchange gifts all in one day.
November 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
This chick at Starbucks is so damn perky I just wanna drive a nail through her head.
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m writing x-rated versions of popular Dr. Seuss titles. The first one is called “The Cat Cums in the Hat”.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM