raymz
@raymz.bsky.social
A very good boy
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raymz
@raymz.bsky.social
· Jun 16
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
The Star Trek universe depicts a military dictatorship
January 19, 2026 at 8:24 AM
The Star Trek universe depicts a military dictatorship
It’s only been 4 years, but I have to say James Beach in Venice. Not ‘cuz the movie made it mildly famous (locals already knew it was great and, yes, the fish tacos were amazing) but ‘cuz one night while I was there with a group of friends, Mel Brooks came in for dinner and it was like seeing Jesus
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
It’s only been 4 years, but I have to say James Beach in Venice. Not ‘cuz the movie made it mildly famous (locals already knew it was great and, yes, the fish tacos were amazing) but ‘cuz one night while I was there with a group of friends, Mel Brooks came in for dinner and it was like seeing Jesus
Fortifying my house in before the violent protests that may occur after that 60 Minutes CECOT piece finally airs tonigh…[holds finger up to ear piece] One moment, please… I’m sorry, I’ve been informed that the three week delay caused by Bari Weiss’ bullshit has had the intended effect. As you were
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Fortifying my house in before the violent protests that may occur after that 60 Minutes CECOT piece finally airs tonigh…[holds finger up to ear piece] One moment, please… I’m sorry, I’ve been informed that the three week delay caused by Bari Weiss’ bullshit has had the intended effect. As you were
Cool cool. I always wanted to be a citizen of a global pariah
“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Cool cool. I always wanted to be a citizen of a global pariah
Trump reneges on a deal he made only months ago. No one could have predicted this unprecedented yet completely predictable development
European Union lawmakers are poised to block approval of the EU’s trade deal with the US over President Donald Trump’s vow to impose tariffs on countries that supported Greenland in the face of American threats.
EU Set to Halt US Trade Deal Over Trump’s Latest Tariff Threat
European Union lawmakers are poised to block approval of the EU’s trade deal with the US over President Donald Trump’s vow to impose tariffs on countries that supported Greenland in the face of American threats.
bloom.bg
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Trump reneges on a deal he made only months ago. No one could have predicted this unprecedented yet completely predictable development
I have yet to hear anyone explain what happens after we disband ICE and suddenly tens of thousands of the worst and stupidest people this country has ever produced all show up at family court demanding to see their kids
January 18, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I have yet to hear anyone explain what happens after we disband ICE and suddenly tens of thousands of the worst and stupidest people this country has ever produced all show up at family court demanding to see their kids
Spending my Saturday painting fake tunnels on the sides of mountains to trick ICE into crashing and squishing there cars into wheezing accordions
January 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Spending my Saturday painting fake tunnels on the sides of mountains to trick ICE into crashing and squishing there cars into wheezing accordions
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I really think a lot of what’s happening in Minneapolis will die down once people get a chance to see MELANIA, the one-of-kind film that promises to give us a real look at America’s most misunderstood First Lady, and the woman behind the headlines. In theaters everywhere January 30th.
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I really think a lot of what’s happening in Minneapolis will die down once people get a chance to see MELANIA, the one-of-kind film that promises to give us a real look at America’s most misunderstood First Lady, and the woman behind the headlines. In theaters everywhere January 30th.
For sale: baby shoes, too big for me
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 AM
For sale: baby shoes, too big for me
I’ll never forget when I won my Oscar. Tom Hanks gave me his as a thank you for helping him out with some toilet paper passed under the stall divider in the bathroom at TGI Friday’s
January 15, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I’ll never forget when I won my Oscar. Tom Hanks gave me his as a thank you for helping him out with some toilet paper passed under the stall divider in the bathroom at TGI Friday’s
Doing dry January but only as it applies to my armpits
January 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Doing dry January but only as it applies to my armpits
I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure you can’t get internal bleeding from pretending to be hit by a car
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure you can’t get internal bleeding from pretending to be hit by a car
Politically there’s no difference between telling people who are struggling to afford to feed their families this and telling them that it’s raining while you’re pissing on their heads
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Politically there’s no difference between telling people who are struggling to afford to feed their families this and telling them that it’s raining while you’re pissing on their heads
[gets an audience with pope leo who i grew up with in chicago but haven’t seen in decades]
What’s uuuuuup, BITCH
What’s uuuuuup, BITCH
January 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
[gets an audience with pope leo who i grew up with in chicago but haven’t seen in decades]
What’s uuuuuup, BITCH
What’s uuuuuup, BITCH
Reposted by raymz
I like rewatching movies I fell asleep watching. You get to discover the exact moment you fell asleep. Then the moment you woke up for a bit. And then the moment when you fell asleep again. And then the scene where you woke up for a bit but were out of it. Then the credits that you sorta remember.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I like rewatching movies I fell asleep watching. You get to discover the exact moment you fell asleep. Then the moment you woke up for a bit. And then the moment when you fell asleep again. And then the scene where you woke up for a bit but were out of it. Then the credits that you sorta remember.
All it took was the first guy to shoot somebody and get away with it scot-free. Now, they’re gonna go through ammo like it’s confetti at a wedding
Breaking News: A federal agent shot an immigrant in the leg in Minneapolis, federal officials said, one week after an ICE officer killed Renee Good in the city.
Federal Agent Shoots Immigrant in Minneapolis, Homeland Security Says
The agent shot an immigrant from Venezuela in the leg while trying to arrest him, an official said. The shooting comes a week after an ICE agent fatally shot a woman in the city.
nyti.ms
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
All it took was the first guy to shoot somebody and get away with it scot-free. Now, they’re gonna go through ammo like it’s confetti at a wedding
New Fox News channel has officially dropped
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 AM
New Fox News channel has officially dropped
[buys a 1000 count package of balloons]
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
[buys a 1000 count package of balloons]
Alexa, I need to go to the grocery store. Are there any government death squads between here and Albertsons
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Alexa, I need to go to the grocery store. Are there any government death squads between here and Albertsons
That last sentence: zero Pinocchios. Well done, Mr. President
DOKOUPIL: When I travel the country, they tell me they don't feel it because grocery prices are up--
TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.
TRUMP: They're going to now. I've only been here for 11 months. I inherited a mess. If she got in, you wouldn't have this job right now.
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
That last sentence: zero Pinocchios. Well done, Mr. President
Reposted by raymz
ai slop of scott adams running up the stairs of the gates of heaven to suck off charlie kirk
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
ai slop of scott adams running up the stairs of the gates of heaven to suck off charlie kirk
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[spilling 64 oz martini] Jim Powell you’re under arrest,
Wild reporting from Bloomberg. Jeanine Pirro apparently freelanced the subpoenas and criminal investigation of Jerome Powell.
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
[spilling 64 oz martini] Jim Powell you’re under arrest,
Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Führer
January 13, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Führer
