raymz
@raymz.bsky.social
A very good boy
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raymz
@raymz.bsky.social
· Jun 16
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
How it’s going
President Trump said on Saturday that Delcy Rodríguez was sworn in as Venezuela’s interim president and would act as a partner in letting the U.S. run the country. Less than two hours later, Rodríguez made clear she viewed the U.S. as an illegal invader that must be rejected.
Venezuela’s Interim Leader Defies Trump and Calls Maduro the ‘Only President’
President Trump said that Venezuela’s new leader, Delcy Rodríguez, would help the United States run Venezuela. She quickly said the opposite.
nyti.ms
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
How it’s going
In the meantime, the low-level looting of this country continues apace
A high-ranking official in the Interior Department is drawing scrutiny from ethics experts because she failed to disclose her family’s financial interest in the nation’s largest lithium mine that had been approved by her agency, according to state and federal records.
The Trump Administration Approved a Big Lithium Mine. A Top Official’s Husband Profited.
Karen Budd-Falen, the No. 3 at the Interior Department, didn’t disclose a $3.5 million water-rights contract between her husband and the developers of a Nevada mine, records show.
nyti.ms
January 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
In the meantime, the low-level looting of this country continues apace
They wanted the oil and they went in to get it. All the other justifications are as flimsy as the curtains they sat sweating behind for that ridiculous photo op
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
They wanted the oil and they went in to get it. All the other justifications are as flimsy as the curtains they sat sweating behind for that ridiculous photo op
Mar-a-Lago staff taking down the situation room because the space is needed for a wedding
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Mar-a-Lago staff taking down the situation room because the space is needed for a wedding
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Hegseth is an unstable attention addict playing tough and Trump wanted a situation room photo like Obama got. Perfect match. They ran the raid from Mar a Lago, dawg. He probably flipped open that curtain like the Phantom of the Opera and started bragging to the nearest busboy
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Hegseth is an unstable attention addict playing tough and Trump wanted a situation room photo like Obama got. Perfect match. They ran the raid from Mar a Lago, dawg. He probably flipped open that curtain like the Phantom of the Opera and started bragging to the nearest busboy
lol twitter deranged ass government
They’ve got Twitter up on the big screens in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago makeshift “situation room.”
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
lol twitter deranged ass government
Wars are loved best by cowards and scumbags who’ve never had to fight in one
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Wars are loved best by cowards and scumbags who’ve never had to fight in one
Hell is the middle seat, in economy row 34, with an angry toddler in the seat behind you, on a red-eye flight that lasts FOREVER
[priest vomits]
[priest vomits]
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Hell is the middle seat, in economy row 34, with an angry toddler in the seat behind you, on a red-eye flight that lasts FOREVER
[priest vomits]
[priest vomits]
hey @grok remove the dress please
January 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
hey @grok remove the dress please
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i’m still writing mayor adams on my bribes
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 AM
i’m still writing mayor adams on my bribes
At long last, the dream of rule by sharia socialism has been made real
January 2, 2026 at 12:11 AM
At long last, the dream of rule by sharia socialism has been made real
Judge: the defendant will please rise
Me: [stands up]
Judge: the defendant will also lower his hands from his eyes. We can still see you
Me: [stands up]
Judge: the defendant will also lower his hands from his eyes. We can still see you
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Judge: the defendant will please rise
Me: [stands up]
Judge: the defendant will also lower his hands from his eyes. We can still see you
Me: [stands up]
Judge: the defendant will also lower his hands from his eyes. We can still see you
William Tell: Whoa, whoa, WHOA. GUYS. (calming down) It doesn’t have to be this hard
December 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
William Tell: Whoa, whoa, WHOA. GUYS. (calming down) It doesn’t have to be this hard
I just love it when I’m working my shift behind the bar, minding my own business and wiping the shit out of an already clean glass, and a cop comes in asking about a guy everybody in the place pretends not to know
December 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I just love it when I’m working my shift behind the bar, minding my own business and wiping the shit out of an already clean glass, and a cop comes in asking about a guy everybody in the place pretends not to know
Hey, @nytimes.com, I’m writing a piece about how you’re a bunch of fatuous, preening, frauds and not real journalists of any kind. Care to comment?
December 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hey, @nytimes.com, I’m writing a piece about how you’re a bunch of fatuous, preening, frauds and not real journalists of any kind. Care to comment?
[removing an earbud] do you mind, I’m listening to a podcast
Abe Lincoln: a what
Abe Lincoln: a what
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
[removing an earbud] do you mind, I’m listening to a podcast
Abe Lincoln: a what
Abe Lincoln: a what
Centrist Dem (an idiot): MTG is on our side, isn’t it wonderful
Me:
Me:
December 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Centrist Dem (an idiot): MTG is on our side, isn’t it wonderful
Me:
Me:
Shen Yun is for people who’ve ever wondered what it would be like if Cirque du Soleil based a show on Scientology
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Shen Yun is for people who’ve ever wondered what it would be like if Cirque du Soleil based a show on Scientology
Looking to raise $200 million for my new high tech security for rich people company, Voldemort
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Looking to raise $200 million for my new high tech security for rich people company, Voldemort
Watching The Hunt for Red October just to hear Sean Connery say the words shoviet shubmarine
December 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Watching The Hunt for Red October just to hear Sean Connery say the words shoviet shubmarine
You might not know this but it’s illegal to not perform for the president or to think he sucks
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building. n.pr/49tB0uS
Kennedy Center vows to sue musician who canceled performance over Trump name change
The Kennedy Center is planning legal action after jazz musician Chuck Redd canceled an annual holiday concert. Redd pulled out after President Trump's name appeared on the building.
n.pr
December 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You might not know this but it’s illegal to not perform for the president or to think he sucks
Folks, call me crazy, but every time I read something describing the debate over birthright U.S. citizenship and Heritage Americans vs. Creedal Americans, I feels like it’s 1935 & I’m standing in the Reichstag listening to people shout about the Nürnberger Gesetze while swastika flags parade by
I guess at least he's honest about what he's doing, unlike the "originalists"
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Folks, call me crazy, but every time I read something describing the debate over birthright U.S. citizenship and Heritage Americans vs. Creedal Americans, I feels like it’s 1935 & I’m standing in the Reichstag listening to people shout about the Nürnberger Gesetze while swastika flags parade by
Holiday tip: don’t give any of your uncles any “guff”, you’ll be asking for “capital T trouble”
December 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Holiday tip: don’t give any of your uncles any “guff”, you’ll be asking for “capital T trouble”