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@raymz.bsky.social
· Jun 16
How does anyone get attacked by a shark, can't they hear the music
It’s actually impressive that the country has managed to survive even one day of being governed by an entire party of people this catastrophically stupid
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
It’s actually impressive that the country has managed to survive even one day of being governed by an entire party of people this catastrophically stupid
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
This only makes sense if you're an impenetrable simpleton... Wait
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This only makes sense if you're an impenetrable simpleton... Wait
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You can prevent this kind of thing by having a president who isn't an idiot child
November 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
You can prevent this kind of thing by having a president who isn't an idiot child
Imagine an opposition party. No, less spineless
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Imagine an opposition party. No, less spineless
Lmao at Schumer and his gang of shitheads. Congrats on being the world’s biggest and most predictable marks. Oh, and fuck you too
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Lmao at Schumer and his gang of shitheads. Congrats on being the world’s biggest and most predictable marks. Oh, and fuck you too
Well, that’s over. On to the next grave injustice we must all suffer in this hell our ancestors created for us
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Well, that’s over. On to the next grave injustice we must all suffer in this hell our ancestors created for us
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Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
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Listening to these 8 Dem Senators explain their vote convinces me that they are either idiots or liars. Either is plausible.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Listening to these 8 Dem Senators explain their vote convinces me that they are either idiots or liars. Either is plausible.
FYI: NY Democrats are actually blue state Republicans, in case any of you didn’t know
The final tally to advance the CR is 62-38.
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
The Democrats who voted for cloture, giving Donald Trump everything he wants:
Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
FYI: NY Democrats are actually blue state Republicans, in case any of you didn’t know
Every Cowboys fan can relate to this: having a clueless old fuck in charge of your team
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
prospect.org
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Every Cowboys fan can relate to this: having a clueless old fuck in charge of your team
50-year mortgages already exist. They’re called “student loans”
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
50-year mortgages already exist. They’re called “student loans”
Every photo of Kash Patel looks like he got caught jerking off at your parents’ house and he’s about to try to explain
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Every photo of Kash Patel looks like he got caught jerking off at your parents’ house and he’s about to try to explain
You will never convince me that all of this, every bit of it, is not happening because we accidentally gave power to a cadre of losers who were probably mercilessly mocked by classmates, guys at the gym, women, everybody in their lives when they were younger, for being the biggest dorks on earth
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You will never convince me that all of this, every bit of it, is not happening because we accidentally gave power to a cadre of losers who were probably mercilessly mocked by classmates, guys at the gym, women, everybody in their lives when they were younger, for being the biggest dorks on earth
It’s either gotta be pronounced Seen Bean or Shon Bon. Enough of this shit with these goddamn actors
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It’s either gotta be pronounced Seen Bean or Shon Bon. Enough of this shit with these goddamn actors
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs whatever
That’s not funny. My brother died after going crazy for Cocoa Puffs
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs whatever
That’s not funny. My brother died after going crazy for Cocoa Puffs
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
That’s not funny. My brother died after going crazy for Cocoa Puffs
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. I am an alcoholic
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. I am an alcoholic
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November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Most cops are the dumbest guys any of us went to high school with and were it not for an intervention by a vice principal or a guidance counselor they all would’ve died in Iraq or Afghanistan or jumping off a moving forklift in a Walmart warehouse somewhere
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Most cops are the dumbest guys any of us went to high school with and were it not for an intervention by a vice principal or a guidance counselor they all would’ve died in Iraq or Afghanistan or jumping off a moving forklift in a Walmart warehouse somewhere
This goes for your kids and/or your kids’ friends having enough to eat, by the way
They don’t want you to have healthcare. They never wanted you to have healthcare. They don’t ever want you to get healthcare. Vote accordingly
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This goes for your kids and/or your kids’ friends having enough to eat, by the way
They don’t want you to have healthcare. They never wanted you to have healthcare. They don’t ever want you to get healthcare. Vote accordingly
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
They don’t want you to have healthcare. They never wanted you to have healthcare. They don’t ever want you to get healthcare. Vote accordingly
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Before getting involved with someone, ask yourself: Is this a person I can visualize cropping out of pictures one day?
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Before getting involved with someone, ask yourself: Is this a person I can visualize cropping out of pictures one day?