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Award-winning idiot. “A very good boy.”
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It’s actually impressive that the country has managed to survive even one day of being governed by an entire party of people this catastrophically stupid
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
It’s actually impressive that the country has managed to survive even one day of being governed by an entire party of people this catastrophically stupid
Lmao at Schumer and his gang of shitheads. Congrats on being the world’s biggest and most predictable marks. Oh, and fuck you too
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Lmao at Schumer and his gang of shitheads. Congrats on being the world’s biggest and most predictable marks. Oh, and fuck you too
Every photo of Kash Patel looks like he got caught jerking off at your parents’ house and he’s about to try to explain
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Every photo of Kash Patel looks like he got caught jerking off at your parents’ house and he’s about to try to explain
You will never convince me that all of this, every bit of it, is not happening because we accidentally gave power to a cadre of losers who were probably mercilessly mocked by classmates, guys at the gym, women, everybody in their lives when they were younger, for being the biggest dorks on earth
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
You will never convince me that all of this, every bit of it, is not happening because we accidentally gave power to a cadre of losers who were probably mercilessly mocked by classmates, guys at the gym, women, everybody in their lives when they were younger, for being the biggest dorks on earth
Most cops are the dumbest guys any of us went to high school with and were it not for an intervention by a vice principal or a guidance counselor they all would’ve died in Iraq or Afghanistan or jumping off a moving forklift in a Walmart warehouse somewhere
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Most cops are the dumbest guys any of us went to high school with and were it not for an intervention by a vice principal or a guidance counselor they all would’ve died in Iraq or Afghanistan or jumping off a moving forklift in a Walmart warehouse somewhere
The only GOTV ad the democrats will need
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The only GOTV ad the democrats will need
My naan came with cilantro in it
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My naan came with cilantro in it
Governor Hot Wheels is going through something
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Governor Hot Wheels is going through something
No matter how strong your candidacy, your polling, and your campaign operation are, there is simply no way to account for the amount of stupid that exists in this country
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
No matter how strong your candidacy, your polling, and your campaign operation are, there is simply no way to account for the amount of stupid that exists in this country
Nosferatu the Vampyre has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Nosferatu the Vampyre has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Besides being utter bullshit (and alibiing for Trump), this is just lazy and tired. “It’s the poors’ fault.” Get some new material, you soulless fuckheads
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Besides being utter bullshit (and alibiing for Trump), this is just lazy and tired. “It’s the poors’ fault.” Get some new material, you soulless fuckheads
An anthropological study is desperately needed to help the rest of us understand how this one specific group of people can be the meanest and most aggressively belligerent dickheads and at the same time be the most easily frightened pants-pissing crybabies in the world
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
An anthropological study is desperately needed to help the rest of us understand how this one specific group of people can be the meanest and most aggressively belligerent dickheads and at the same time be the most easily frightened pants-pissing crybabies in the world
This sentence should make us all want to KOS
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This sentence should make us all want to KOS
Costco pizza fucks
October 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Costco pizza fucks
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
Remembering the very first No Kings protests
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Remembering the very first No Kings protests
Sir, a second vag has opened in your neck
October 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Sir, a second vag has opened in your neck
Love PFW, but I’m more of a Pitti Uomo guy
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Love PFW, but I’m more of a Pitti Uomo guy
Hey guys, just so you know, the president’s insane and should be removed from office
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hey guys, just so you know, the president’s insane and should be removed from office
Ah, yes, but the price of eggs, the price of everything… the prices, sir, they are [checks note] …shit. Never mind
September 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ah, yes, but the price of eggs, the price of everything… the prices, sir, they are [checks note] …shit. Never mind
How Obama and Biden were ever able to get anything through an evenly divided senate that included this absolute fuck head should be taught at as a master class at the Kennedy School
September 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
How Obama and Biden were ever able to get anything through an evenly divided senate that included this absolute fuck head should be taught at as a master class at the Kennedy School