Peter Karlin
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Rooting for the non-authoritarian countries. #WinterOlympics
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Rooting for the non-authoritarian countries. #WinterOlympics
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
If you need to buy a special app to tell you what subscriptions you are currently paying for that’s, sorry…pathetic. I have heard this ad a million times on podcasts and can’t fathom who would spend money on this instead of just looking at their credit card bill.
February 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
If you need to buy a special app to tell you what subscriptions you are currently paying for that’s, sorry…pathetic. I have heard this ad a million times on podcasts and can’t fathom who would spend money on this instead of just looking at their credit card bill.
BREAKING: People are rhythm dancing to Lenny Kravitz.
Madison Chock and Evan Bates set the tone for the U.S. Figure Skating team at the Milan Cortina Olympics with a high-energy rhythm dance to Lenny Kravitz music.
Chock and Bates rock as reigning champ US leads team figure skating event at Milan Cortina Olympics
Madison Chock and Evan Bates set the tone for the U.S. Figure Skating team at the Milan Cortina Olympics with a high-energy rhythm dance to Lenny Kravitz music.
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February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
BREAKING: People are rhythm dancing to Lenny Kravitz.
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i had $20 to my name and could only say ‘toilet doll’…but i was young and in paris!
February 6, 2026 at 4:26 PM
i had $20 to my name and could only say ‘toilet doll’…but i was young and in paris!
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Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/
Ella McCay is already on Hulu.
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Ella McCay is already on Hulu.
I blocked the WP from my news feed months ago.
February 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I blocked the WP from my news feed months ago.
Not all men are self-centered enough to name their child after them, but zero women do this shit.
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Not all men are self-centered enough to name their child after them, but zero women do this shit.
Amazing concert and absolutely no idea how Cobham is shredding so hard on the drums in a turtleneck winter sweater.
February 4, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Amazing concert and absolutely no idea how Cobham is shredding so hard on the drums in a turtleneck winter sweater.
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If only there was something you could do about this sort of thing
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
If only there was something you could do about this sort of thing
Marvel may die on the new guy’s watch, but Star Wars has a chance to grow as they bring movies back. What Disney truly needs is reestablishing Pixar as can’t fail event movies. Those feed amusement park rides (where they actually make their money) and sell toys.
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Marvel may die on the new guy’s watch, but Star Wars has a chance to grow as they bring movies back. What Disney truly needs is reestablishing Pixar as can’t fail event movies. Those feed amusement park rides (where they actually make their money) and sell toys.
The stupidity required to kidnap Suzannah Guthrie’s mom is through the roof.
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The stupidity required to kidnap Suzannah Guthrie’s mom is through the roof.
Doubt I’ll be single much longer now.
February 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Doubt I’ll be single much longer now.
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You're wrong. This isn't like Idiocracy. A President Camacho would be a vast improvement.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
You're wrong. This isn't like Idiocracy. A President Camacho would be a vast improvement.
Had to stop If I Had Legs I’d Kick You halfway through for an emotional wellness check on myself. That movie is intense.
February 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Had to stop If I Had Legs I’d Kick You halfway through for an emotional wellness check on myself. That movie is intense.
Not sure, but Russia must have really sucked.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Not sure, but Russia must have really sucked.
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The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
Elon Musk claims Christopher Nolan has lost ‘integrity’ over The Odyssey casting
Lupita Nyong’o is reportedly set to play Helen of Troy in Nolan’s upcoming adaptation of Homer’s epic poem
www.independent.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 12:59 PM
The woke scolds are trying to make this about racism. But Musk is right. It's about historical and scientific integrity. When the God of Thunder disguises himself as a swan to seduce and fuck a queen and the resulting baby hatches from an egg, *of course* the baby will be white. It's just science.
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When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.
I just love that ”Cats” is the bar.
Critics Savage Melania Documentary: 6% Rotten Tomatoes Score Lower Than “Cats”
The reviews are in, and they’re brutal. Brett Ratner‘s $75 million documentary about Melania Trump has received a miserable 6 percent rating among critics on Rotten Tomatoes, making it one of the wors...
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January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I just love that ”Cats” is the bar.
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I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it
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Imagine driving down the Miracle Mile in 1967 and seeing this in your rearview mirror...
Fear not, it's just sculptor Howard Ball in a VW towing one of his fiberglass mammoths to be installed at the La Brea Tar Pits.
Fear not, it's just sculptor Howard Ball in a VW towing one of his fiberglass mammoths to be installed at the La Brea Tar Pits.
January 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Imagine driving down the Miracle Mile in 1967 and seeing this in your rearview mirror...
Fear not, it's just sculptor Howard Ball in a VW towing one of his fiberglass mammoths to be installed at the La Brea Tar Pits.
Fear not, it's just sculptor Howard Ball in a VW towing one of his fiberglass mammoths to be installed at the La Brea Tar Pits.