Jack Boot
@jackboot.bsky.social
Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
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Jack Boot
@jackboot.bsky.social
· Dec 2
I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.
Elf: Hey Santa, I have a bunch of PTO I need to use up before the end of the year so I'm taking off from December 11 to New Year's.
Santa: The f*ck you say?
Santa: The f*ck you say?
December 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Elf: Hey Santa, I have a bunch of PTO I need to use up before the end of the year so I'm taking off from December 11 to New Year's.
Santa: The f*ck you say?
Santa: The f*ck you say?
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You can always tell a ritzy town by the number of accident attorney billboards
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You can always tell a ritzy town by the number of accident attorney billboards
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my post christmas tradition is sitting outside watching kids fall off their new bikes
December 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
my post christmas tradition is sitting outside watching kids fall off their new bikes
Merry Christmas you happy bastards!
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Merry Christmas you happy bastards!
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Yes, by all means, everyone should be investing in stocks. We're gonna need them.
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yes, by all means, everyone should be investing in stocks. We're gonna need them.
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It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
Christmas eve. We had tea and what-not, watched The Snowman, watched The Wrong Trousers, talked about the unreasonably warm humid weather and the fog. It's what you do.
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Christmas eve. We had tea and what-not, watched The Snowman, watched The Wrong Trousers, talked about the unreasonably warm humid weather and the fog. It's what you do.
First time in decades we haven't done a 6' real tree. My wife's handiwork. My 21 year old daughter made the string of stars from post-it notes.
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First time in decades we haven't done a 6' real tree. My wife's handiwork. My 21 year old daughter made the string of stars from post-it notes.
Chlora: "chlora isn't a common English word but relates to the Greek root chloros, meaning "pale green" or "greenish-yellow,"
Septic: "means related to infection/bacteria causing decay (putrefaction), often implying pus or infection"
They named their product Greenish-Yellow Infection
Septic: "means related to infection/bacteria causing decay (putrefaction), often implying pus or infection"
They named their product Greenish-Yellow Infection
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Chlora: "chlora isn't a common English word but relates to the Greek root chloros, meaning "pale green" or "greenish-yellow,"
Septic: "means related to infection/bacteria causing decay (putrefaction), often implying pus or infection"
They named their product Greenish-Yellow Infection
Septic: "means related to infection/bacteria causing decay (putrefaction), often implying pus or infection"
They named their product Greenish-Yellow Infection
"Here tell how you came on soundin' real harshly"? I'm going to need Barbara Billingsley to translate this for me.
youtu.be/U7130XgPFm0?...
youtu.be/U7130XgPFm0?...
77 SUNSET STRIP...EDD "KOOKIE" BYRNES & EFREM ZIMBALIST JR.
YouTube video by THE MIDNIGHT DJ
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December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Here tell how you came on soundin' real harshly"? I'm going to need Barbara Billingsley to translate this for me.
youtu.be/U7130XgPFm0?...
youtu.be/U7130XgPFm0?...
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Garner ye plaudits while ye may, for Bluesky’s favour is fleeting.
December 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Garner ye plaudits while ye may, for Bluesky’s favour is fleeting.
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Vanity, thy name is Wanda Sobol of Schaumburg, IL.
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Vanity, thy name is Wanda Sobol of Schaumburg, IL.
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Dad’s professorial elbow patches turned out to be eczema.
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Dad’s professorial elbow patches turned out to be eczema.
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Home again, home again, jiggety-jog? Not with my plantar fasciitis.
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Home again, home again, jiggety-jog? Not with my plantar fasciitis.
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Gifts for those of the Utilitarian faith
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gifts for those of the Utilitarian faith
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The older you get the more you stare into the toilet bowl afterwards. Searching for death.
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The older you get the more you stare into the toilet bowl afterwards. Searching for death.
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Here comes the Times New Roman. Same as the Times Old Roman.
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Here comes the Times New Roman. Same as the Times Old Roman.
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So many people are wandering around today in pajamas or sweats. Did I miss a memo?
December 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
So many people are wandering around today in pajamas or sweats. Did I miss a memo?
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This cat drew blood and I am just dramatic enough to post about it.
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This cat drew blood and I am just dramatic enough to post about it.
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Just closed out a meeting by reminding people that I am off on friday and if they need anything to "pretend that I am deceased"
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just closed out a meeting by reminding people that I am off on friday and if they need anything to "pretend that I am deceased"
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there’s a lot of shady people under this umbrella remind me to post this in August
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
there’s a lot of shady people under this umbrella remind me to post this in August
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I stay hydrated with coffee and the ice that melts in my scotch.
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I stay hydrated with coffee and the ice that melts in my scotch.
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Did I ever tell you about the time I found a musket ball deep in the pith of an old pine? Well set down. Here’s a cup of strong water
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time I found a musket ball deep in the pith of an old pine? Well set down. Here’s a cup of strong water
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I like to get all my outside doins done before the blue light comes. Blue light is the time for facing west with fire and smoke and a handle
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I like to get all my outside doins done before the blue light comes. Blue light is the time for facing west with fire and smoke and a handle