Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Pinned
Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.
If I don't start getting some solid attention soon I'm going to make you people wish I had.
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
If I don't start getting some solid attention soon I'm going to make you people wish I had.
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Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
I've given you all too much of myself.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I've given you all too much of myself.
This just in: cocaine still hits
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This just in: cocaine still hits
If you haven't unfollowed me by now, that's on you
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
If you haven't unfollowed me by now, that's on you
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How many days does that take you to thaw out?
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
How many days does that take you to thaw out?
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there is too much internet
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
there is too much internet
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“Some darkness is fine, obviously,”
"We won't go down the *darkest* path" is also weirdly specific.
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
“Some darkness is fine, obviously,”
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damn pizza really is the way to popularity here isn’t it
I’ve been focusing on the wrong things lol
I’ve been focusing on the wrong things lol
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
damn pizza really is the way to popularity here isn’t it
I’ve been focusing on the wrong things lol
I’ve been focusing on the wrong things lol
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Walking around in circles, like a lil doggie, before I lay down in my bed.
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Walking around in circles, like a lil doggie, before I lay down in my bed.
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Hoy he olvidado tu olor y tu sabor,
Cerré los ojos y mordí los labios
intentando revivir tu sabor y tu olor en mi memoria
Pero no logré resucitarlos.
"Nos morimos" diría Sabines.
Cerré los ojos y mordí los labios
intentando revivir tu sabor y tu olor en mi memoria
Pero no logré resucitarlos.
"Nos morimos" diría Sabines.
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Hoy he olvidado tu olor y tu sabor,
Cerré los ojos y mordí los labios
intentando revivir tu sabor y tu olor en mi memoria
Pero no logré resucitarlos.
"Nos morimos" diría Sabines.
Cerré los ojos y mordí los labios
intentando revivir tu sabor y tu olor en mi memoria
Pero no logré resucitarlos.
"Nos morimos" diría Sabines.
Goodnight lamos
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Goodnight lamos
Literally I miss horny Twitter
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Literally I miss horny Twitter
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We are all individually not going to be able to absorb the firehose of shit that is about to hit us. More than ever we're going to need to be careful and considerate with our facts and feelings as we work together to parse and process. Doing it together is the only way to stay sane.
November 6, 2024 at 6:38 PM
We are all individually not going to be able to absorb the firehose of shit that is about to hit us. More than ever we're going to need to be careful and considerate with our facts and feelings as we work together to parse and process. Doing it together is the only way to stay sane.
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sometimes I put my thing down flip it and reverse it but not often anymore
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 AM
sometimes I put my thing down flip it and reverse it but not often anymore
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love how coffee gives me energy to complain about how tired I am
October 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
love how coffee gives me energy to complain about how tired I am
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I'm pessimistic so I only do half-full frontal
January 26, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I'm pessimistic so I only do half-full frontal
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To sleep, perchance, to not wake up
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
To sleep, perchance, to not wake up
When someone tells you they, "work hard, play hard," it's safe to assume they're really annoying when they do either
January 26, 2026 at 3:56 PM
When someone tells you they, "work hard, play hard," it's safe to assume they're really annoying when they do either
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Nothing humbles you faster than rereading a text you were very confident about mid-argument.
January 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Nothing humbles you faster than rereading a text you were very confident about mid-argument.
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I’m not saying I wear the pants in the relationship, but when my husband needs to use the bathroom, he says he has to go poopy doop.
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I’m not saying I wear the pants in the relationship, but when my husband needs to use the bathroom, he says he has to go poopy doop.
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ADHD is communicating exclusively in 25 separate messages because each thought refuses to wait its turn.
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
ADHD is communicating exclusively in 25 separate messages because each thought refuses to wait its turn.
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I can’t tell if I’m having fun or not
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I can’t tell if I’m having fun or not
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Am I going to eat or am I going to commit a felony?
Roll the dice, bitch.
Roll the dice, bitch.
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Am I going to eat or am I going to commit a felony?
Roll the dice, bitch.
Roll the dice, bitch.
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Shout out to my anxiety for never leaving me. 🫶
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Shout out to my anxiety for never leaving me. 🫶