Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Pinned
Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.
Gag tears of joy
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Gag tears of joy
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learned hamburger helplessness
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
learned hamburger helplessness
Don't even try to put me to the test. I will fail miserably.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Don't even try to put me to the test. I will fail miserably.
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Kinda ridiculous that you haven't thought about my hog today
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kinda ridiculous that you haven't thought about my hog today
Kinda ridiculous that you haven't thought about my hog today
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kinda ridiculous that you haven't thought about my hog today
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If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you’ve dated more than one Walter you’re letting them Walts right into your life.
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Male pattern kindness
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Male pattern kindness
ChatGPT said you were a fuckaas
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
ChatGPT said you were a fuckaas
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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"I know you're awfully busy, but will you get me some parsley, sage, and rosemary?"
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
"I know you're awfully busy, but will you get me some parsley, sage, and rosemary?"
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
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this never actually happened, it's just an herbin' legend
"I know you're awfully busy, but will you get me some parsley, sage, and rosemary?"
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
"Yeah. When I get thyme."
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
this never actually happened, it's just an herbin' legend
Do you think I can can get someone pretty to choke me to sleep on this flight?
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Do you think I can can get someone pretty to choke me to sleep on this flight?
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The bare minimum is not romantic
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The bare minimum is not romantic
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my cat would rather die than not beat me down the stairs
February 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
my cat would rather die than not beat me down the stairs
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The leitmotif for The Creature from the Black Lagoon is banging.
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The leitmotif for The Creature from the Black Lagoon is banging.
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the first person who cut an umbilical cord was wild
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the first person who cut an umbilical cord was wild
It's giving fuckknuckle
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's giving fuckknuckle
The weird part of Bluesky is not connecting. I know Twitter is gone, but there was a community there. This is thin. Weak. I miss my fucked up Twitter family.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The weird part of Bluesky is not connecting. I know Twitter is gone, but there was a community there. This is thin. Weak. I miss my fucked up Twitter family.
I like people right now, and I wish it was always this way
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I like people right now, and I wish it was always this way
I'm a special kind of drunk right now.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm a special kind of drunk right now.
Airports make me want to write. Humility stops me from making that mistake.
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Airports make me want to write. Humility stops me from making that mistake.
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You 3% poison resistance looking ass bitch
November 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You 3% poison resistance looking ass bitch
Gross
I recently read that Virginia Woolf once characterized T.S. Eliot's fraught relationship with his mentally disturbed wife as wearing a bag of ferrets around his neck and that's exactly what living in America feels like right now.
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Gross
The sensual way I overextend my lips when trying to drink a very full martini
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The sensual way I overextend my lips when trying to drink a very full martini