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Nappy Dolemite
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Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.
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Washing a spoon
October 15, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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Can't. I have to tune up someone with 30 followers who's having an unsolicited opinion in the replies of my Chappell Roan joke
February 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Writing my Chappell Roan diss track as we speak
February 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Chappell Roan is Taylor Swift for fatherless girls who live in Middle America and found drag makeup tutorials on YouTube.
February 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Chappell Roan is like if someone ran over a theatre kid who only got ensemble parts with a unicorn in the middle of Sephora
February 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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trigger my prey drive so i know it's real
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Do your own thing.

...unless your thing is stupid.

Then do someone else's thing.
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
It's not the weekend until your sink is full of dildos and you're ordering late night Mexican
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
IDK what you're talking about
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Noted
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
If I don't start getting some solid attention soon I'm going to make you people wish I had.
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
What if I said yours
January 30, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I've given you all too much of myself.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
This just in: cocaine still hits
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
If you haven't unfollowed me by now, that's on you
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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How many days does that take you to thaw out?
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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there is too much internet
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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โ€œSome darkness is fine, obviously,โ€
"We won't go down the *darkest* path" is also weirdly specific.
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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damn pizza really is the way to popularity here isnโ€™t it

Iโ€™ve been focusing on the wrong things lol
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
OMG same
January 28, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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Walking around in circles, like a lil doggie, before I lay down in my bed.
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Hoy he olvidado tu olor y tu sabor,
Cerrรฉ los ojos y mordรญ los labios
intentando revivir tu sabor y tu olor en mi memoria
Pero no logrรฉ resucitarlos.

"Nos morimos" dirรญa Sabines.
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Goodnight lamos
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Sorry it wasn't in time for Xmas and Tuesdays are shit
January 28, 2026 at 3:50 AM