Nappy Dolemite
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
Pinned
Bird flu? No shit Sherlock, that's what they do.
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reeling from the psychic damage of putting on a pair of jeans that just straight up do not fit anymore. anyway, it's been a slice but all social events are canceled. I'm retreating to the swamp to live out the rest of my days in Baba Yaga's hut.
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
reeling from the psychic damage of putting on a pair of jeans that just straight up do not fit anymore. anyway, it's been a slice but all social events are canceled. I'm retreating to the swamp to live out the rest of my days in Baba Yaga's hut.
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When you find three mittens in your coat instead of two it’s a Bizarre Glove Triangle
February 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
When you find three mittens in your coat instead of two it’s a Bizarre Glove Triangle
Listen here, sex fuckers. This ball bag isn't going to cry itself to sleep itself. Get busy living or get bent, soldier.
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Listen here, sex fuckers. This ball bag isn't going to cry itself to sleep itself. Get busy living or get bent, soldier.
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Can't. I have to tune up someone with 30 followers who's having an unsolicited opinion in the replies of my Chappell Roan joke
February 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can't. I have to tune up someone with 30 followers who's having an unsolicited opinion in the replies of my Chappell Roan joke
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Writing my Chappell Roan diss track as we speak
February 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Writing my Chappell Roan diss track as we speak
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Chappell Roan is Taylor Swift for fatherless girls who live in Middle America and found drag makeup tutorials on YouTube.
February 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Chappell Roan is Taylor Swift for fatherless girls who live in Middle America and found drag makeup tutorials on YouTube.
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Chappell Roan is like if someone ran over a theatre kid who only got ensemble parts with a unicorn in the middle of Sephora
February 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Chappell Roan is like if someone ran over a theatre kid who only got ensemble parts with a unicorn in the middle of Sephora
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trigger my prey drive so i know it's real
February 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
trigger my prey drive so i know it's real
Do your own thing.
...unless your thing is stupid.
Then do someone else's thing.
...unless your thing is stupid.
Then do someone else's thing.
February 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Do your own thing.
...unless your thing is stupid.
Then do someone else's thing.
...unless your thing is stupid.
Then do someone else's thing.
It's not the weekend until your sink is full of dildos and you're ordering late night Mexican
February 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It's not the weekend until your sink is full of dildos and you're ordering late night Mexican
IDK what you're talking about
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
IDK what you're talking about
If I don't start getting some solid attention soon I'm going to make you people wish I had.
January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
If I don't start getting some solid attention soon I'm going to make you people wish I had.
What if I said yours
January 30, 2026 at 11:36 PM
What if I said yours
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Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
January 30, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Sorry I don't interact with your posts anymore it's just that I've convinced myself you hate me
I've given you all too much of myself.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I've given you all too much of myself.
This just in: cocaine still hits
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This just in: cocaine still hits
If you haven't unfollowed me by now, that's on you
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
If you haven't unfollowed me by now, that's on you
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How many days does that take you to thaw out?
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
How many days does that take you to thaw out?
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there is too much internet
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
there is too much internet
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“Some darkness is fine, obviously,”
"We won't go down the *darkest* path" is also weirdly specific.
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
“Some darkness is fine, obviously,”
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damn pizza really is the way to popularity here isn’t it
I’ve been focusing on the wrong things lol
I’ve been focusing on the wrong things lol
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
damn pizza really is the way to popularity here isn’t it
I’ve been focusing on the wrong things lol
I’ve been focusing on the wrong things lol
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Walking around in circles, like a lil doggie, before I lay down in my bed.
January 28, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Walking around in circles, like a lil doggie, before I lay down in my bed.