Parsingphase
@parsingphase.dev
Polyglot endy Anglo-American geek with a European backstory, now in NE MA.
Posts may contain wildlife photos, native gardening, 3D printing, coding, backyard trailcams, and democratic ideals. Alt-text absolutist.
Dystopia requires far too much reading.
Posts may contain wildlife photos, native gardening, 3D printing, coding, backyard trailcams, and democratic ideals. Alt-text absolutist.
Dystopia requires far too much reading.
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Parsingphase
@parsingphase.dev
· Nov 29
Intro / bio thread - because 256 characters for a profile isn't enough…
Weather conditions for 2026-02-13 🤖:
Sunrise - sunset (10.5 hours):
Temp 14ºF - 43.2ºF
Approx rainfall: 0 inches
Max wind: 12.5 mph
24 hours 🌘:
Temp 14ºF - 43.2ºF
Approx rainfall: 0 inches
Max wind: 12.5 mph
Sunrise - sunset (10.5 hours):
Temp 14ºF - 43.2ºF
Approx rainfall: 0 inches
Max wind: 12.5 mph
24 hours 🌘:
Temp 14ºF - 43.2ºF
Approx rainfall: 0 inches
Max wind: 12.5 mph
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Weather conditions for 2026-02-13 🤖:
Sunrise - sunset (10.5 hours):
Temp 14ºF - 43.2ºF
Approx rainfall: 0 inches
Max wind: 12.5 mph
24 hours 🌘:
Temp 14ºF - 43.2ºF
Approx rainfall: 0 inches
Max wind: 12.5 mph
Sunrise - sunset (10.5 hours):
Temp 14ºF - 43.2ºF
Approx rainfall: 0 inches
Max wind: 12.5 mph
24 hours 🌘:
Temp 14ºF - 43.2ºF
Approx rainfall: 0 inches
Max wind: 12.5 mph
#YesterdaysYardBirdsy.app/profile/did:plc:jsjgrbio76yz7zzch5fsasox/post/3mb356jnlrs2c" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">#YesterdaysYardBirds top 10#Birds(#BirdsongDetectionoodpecker
2 House Finch
3 Black-capped Chickadee
4 Dark-eyed Junco
5 Northern Cardinal
6 Carolina Wren
7 House Sparrow
8 Tufted Titmouse
9 Hairy Woodpecker
10 American Goldfinch
#Birds #BirdsongDetection <a href="/hashtag/Haikubox" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#Haikubox
2 House Finch
3 Black-capped Chickadee
4 Dark-eyed Junco
5 Northern Cardinal
6 Carolina Wren
7 House Sparrow
8 Tufted Titmouse
9 Hairy Woodpecker
10 American Goldfinch
#Birds #BirdsongDetection <a href="/hashtag/Haikubox" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#Haikubox
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
#YesterdaysYardBirdsy.app/profile/did:plc:jsjgrbio76yz7zzch5fsasox/post/3mb356jnlrs2c" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">#YesterdaysYardBirds top 10#Birds(#BirdsongDetectionoodpecker
2 House Finch
3 Black-capped Chickadee
4 Dark-eyed Junco
5 Northern Cardinal
6 Carolina Wren
7 House Sparrow
8 Tufted Titmouse
9 Hairy Woodpecker
10 American Goldfinch
#Birds #BirdsongDetection <a href="/hashtag/Haikubox" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#Haikubox
2 House Finch
3 Black-capped Chickadee
4 Dark-eyed Junco
5 Northern Cardinal
6 Carolina Wren
7 House Sparrow
8 Tufted Titmouse
9 Hairy Woodpecker
10 American Goldfinch
#Birds #BirdsongDetection <a href="/hashtag/Haikubox" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#Haikubox
#YesterdaysYardBirdsy.app/profile/did:plc:jsjgrbio76yz7zzch5fsasox/post/3mb356jnlrs2c" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">#YesterdaysYardBirds top 10 🤖 (NE MA):
#Birdsn#BirdsongDetectionse Finch
3 Hairy Woodpecker
4 Black-capped Chickadee
5 American Goldfinch
6 White-breasted Nuthatch
7 Red-bellied Woodpecker
8 Dark-eyed Junco
9 House Sparrow
10 Tufted Titmouse
#Birds #BirdsongDetection <a href="/hashtag/BirdWeather" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#BirdWeather
#Birdsn#BirdsongDetectionse Finch
3 Hairy Woodpecker
4 Black-capped Chickadee
5 American Goldfinch
6 White-breasted Nuthatch
7 Red-bellied Woodpecker
8 Dark-eyed Junco
9 House Sparrow
10 Tufted Titmouse
#Birds #BirdsongDetection <a href="/hashtag/BirdWeather" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#BirdWeather
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
#YesterdaysYardBirdsy.app/profile/did:plc:jsjgrbio76yz7zzch5fsasox/post/3mb356jnlrs2c" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">#YesterdaysYardBirds top 10 🤖 (NE MA):
#Birdsn#BirdsongDetectionse Finch
3 Hairy Woodpecker
4 Black-capped Chickadee
5 American Goldfinch
6 White-breasted Nuthatch
7 Red-bellied Woodpecker
8 Dark-eyed Junco
9 House Sparrow
10 Tufted Titmouse
#Birds #BirdsongDetection <a href="/hashtag/BirdWeather" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#BirdWeather
#Birdsn#BirdsongDetectionse Finch
3 Hairy Woodpecker
4 Black-capped Chickadee
5 American Goldfinch
6 White-breasted Nuthatch
7 Red-bellied Woodpecker
8 Dark-eyed Junco
9 House Sparrow
10 Tufted Titmouse
#Birds #BirdsongDetection <a href="/hashtag/BirdWeather" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#BirdWeather
Aggravated Grievous Integers.
February 14, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Aggravated Grievous Integers.
OK, I need more of you to back Double Dog Dare on @kickstarter.com so my wife can get her next fix of Dave's Dynamic Doggo Drawings. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sma...
DOUBLE DOG DARE!
It's 160 pages of pure doggo magic in one gorgeous softcover! All-new, fan-favorite dog comics in a book of pure joy!
www.kickstarter.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
OK, I need more of you to back Double Dog Dare on @kickstarter.com so my wife can get her next fix of Dave's Dynamic Doggo Drawings. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sma...
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If you're posting demanding that people vote for Gavin Newsom for president in 2028, and your calendar says it's 2026, you should find something to do with your time that isn't that.
February 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
If you're posting demanding that people vote for Gavin Newsom for president in 2028, and your calendar says it's 2026, you should find something to do with your time that isn't that.
Newsom never misses the opportunity to prove himself a complete shit.
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Newsom never misses the opportunity to prove himself a complete shit.
"we're still learning to use our words"
February 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
"we're still learning to use our words"
Linguist* here, "Concepts of a plan" only metamorphosize into "I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future" when they're very scared, this is not funny^.
* kinda
^ ok, it is
* kinda
^ ok, it is
Petition to make "I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future" the opening paragraph on every legal brief going forward.
“There will be Voter I.D. for the Midterm Elections, whether approved by Congress or not!”
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Linguist* here, "Concepts of a plan" only metamorphosize into "I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments not yet articulated or vetted on this subject, and will be presenting an irrefutable one in the very near future" when they're very scared, this is not funny^.
* kinda
^ ok, it is
* kinda
^ ok, it is
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This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
This is something the Nazis used to do to Jewish children in the camps. It happened to a man I knew when he was a child in Auschwitz. The camp guards thought it was funny as hell.
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ICYMI: I introduced my Trans Bill of Rights with @markey.senate.gov — legislation to defend trans people across this country as Republicans continue to push anti-trans rhetoric and bills.
To our beloved trans community: We see you, we love you, and we will always stand with you.
To our beloved trans community: We see you, we love you, and we will always stand with you.
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
ICYMI: I introduced my Trans Bill of Rights with @markey.senate.gov — legislation to defend trans people across this country as Republicans continue to push anti-trans rhetoric and bills.
To our beloved trans community: We see you, we love you, and we will always stand with you.
To our beloved trans community: We see you, we love you, and we will always stand with you.
Strictly, that would require someone to be riding the twinks, and that would *really* give Brendan Carr something to have an aneurysm over.
February 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Strictly, that would require someone to be riding the twinks, and that would *really* give Brendan Carr something to have an aneurysm over.
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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm the triffid.
February 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm the triffid.
Nearly got knocked over by John Cleese barging out of the Eurostar terminal after Eyjafjallajökull.
Now, you may well ask what Eyjafjallajökull was doing barging out of the Eurostar terminal…
Now, you may well ask what Eyjafjallajökull was doing barging out of the Eurostar terminal…
February 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Nearly got knocked over by John Cleese barging out of the Eurostar terminal after Eyjafjallajökull.
Now, you may well ask what Eyjafjallajökull was doing barging out of the Eurostar terminal…
Now, you may well ask what Eyjafjallajökull was doing barging out of the Eurostar terminal…
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“Staff members at the United States’s premier infectious-disease research institute have been instructed to remove the words “biodefense” and “pandemic preparedness” from the institute’s web pages, according to e-mails Nature has obtained.”
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Exclusive: Key US infectious-diseases centre to drop pandemic preparation
Staff members have been instructed to scrub this topic and ‘biodefense’ from the agency’s website.
www.nature.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
“Staff members at the United States’s premier infectious-disease research institute have been instructed to remove the words “biodefense” and “pandemic preparedness” from the institute’s web pages, according to e-mails Nature has obtained.”
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position
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Hi friends,
As many of you know, ICE is operating in ways that tear families apart, enter homes without warrants, and traumatize innocent people. This is not law enforcement — this is terror and an abuse of power.
As many of you know, ICE is operating in ways that tear families apart, enter homes without warrants, and traumatize innocent people. This is not law enforcement — this is terror and an abuse of power.
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Hi friends,
As many of you know, ICE is operating in ways that tear families apart, enter homes without warrants, and traumatize innocent people. This is not law enforcement — this is terror and an abuse of power.
As many of you know, ICE is operating in ways that tear families apart, enter homes without warrants, and traumatize innocent people. This is not law enforcement — this is terror and an abuse of power.
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In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
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Bus No. 6345 if anyone wants to leak me maintenance records
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Bus No. 6345 if anyone wants to leak me maintenance records
Let's not presuppose anything until we see how the feds can fuck up the evidence.
February 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Let's not presuppose anything until we see how the feds can fuck up the evidence.
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"Does the role really require a woman?"
"No?"
"Or youth?"
"Er... No?"
"Is being royal or nobility a must?"
The dragon hesitated. "It's traditional..."
"We can mention that it's a position traditionally filled by a princess," the HR consultant said, "but we do welcome all applicants."
"Okay."
"No?"
"Or youth?"
"Er... No?"
"Is being royal or nobility a must?"
The dragon hesitated. "It's traditional..."
"We can mention that it's a position traditionally filled by a princess," the HR consultant said, "but we do welcome all applicants."
"Okay."
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"Does the role really require a woman?"
"No?"
"Or youth?"
"Er... No?"
"Is being royal or nobility a must?"
The dragon hesitated. "It's traditional..."
"We can mention that it's a position traditionally filled by a princess," the HR consultant said, "but we do welcome all applicants."
"Okay."
"No?"
"Or youth?"
"Er... No?"
"Is being royal or nobility a must?"
The dragon hesitated. "It's traditional..."
"We can mention that it's a position traditionally filled by a princess," the HR consultant said, "but we do welcome all applicants."
"Okay."
I am compelled to plug sidequested.com in this context…
Side Quested
A Fantasy romcom webcomic, updates every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.
sidequested.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I am compelled to plug sidequested.com in this context…
"Ah, we meant 'high-profile disportations'. Easy mistake".
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
"Ah, we meant 'high-profile disportations'. Easy mistake".