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broke up with my AI boyfriend because he kept undressing me with his computer vision systems
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I saw my shadow too and it didn't scare me...until it pulled a knife
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I saw my shadow too and it didn't scare me...until it pulled a knife
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more things should be full frontal than just nudity. we need a full frontal taco bar.
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
more things should be full frontal than just nudity. we need a full frontal taco bar.
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Legend has it that nobody is even talking about anything anymore. Whoa, the dead ghost of this very night liked my post
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Legend has it that nobody is even talking about anything anymore. Whoa, the dead ghost of this very night liked my post
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Of course I self medicate, do you want me out there medicating other people?
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Of course I self medicate, do you want me out there medicating other people?
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anyway back to shitposting
February 2, 2026 at 10:29 PM
anyway back to shitposting
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Nothing enrages me like a video that is buffering
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Nothing enrages me like a video that is buffering
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I always act like the cat that ate the canary. It keeps them guessing.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I always act like the cat that ate the canary. It keeps them guessing.
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I'll fix it in post, I say about my life
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I'll fix it in post, I say about my life
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Will practice random acts of weirdness.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Will practice random acts of weirdness.
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everybody annoying af i need my own earth
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
everybody annoying af i need my own earth
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Reels captioned “wait for it” and then nothing cool happens are why I have trust issues.
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Reels captioned “wait for it” and then nothing cool happens are why I have trust issues.
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I can’t believe nobody at work noticed i lost 3 lbs this weekend
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I can’t believe nobody at work noticed i lost 3 lbs this weekend
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I’m just here so I don’t get found.
February 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I’m just here so I don’t get found.
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sometimes i say content when i should be saying content
February 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
sometimes i say content when i should be saying content
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Blackout curtains, but for intrusive thoughts
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Blackout curtains, but for intrusive thoughts
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can’t rn, deeply touching my emotion
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
can’t rn, deeply touching my emotion
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Careful, there—that’s a load-bearing defense mechanism.
December 23, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Careful, there—that’s a load-bearing defense mechanism.
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I've never met a problem I couldn't turn into a disaster
January 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I've never met a problem I couldn't turn into a disaster
Phil lied it’s gonna be in the 70’s every day next week
February 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Phil lied it’s gonna be in the 70’s every day next week
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got kicked out of ninja class for carrying snacks
February 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
got kicked out of ninja class for carrying snacks
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recharging under a winter moon
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
recharging under a winter moon
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counting down the minutes until bedtime like a cool mom
February 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
counting down the minutes until bedtime like a cool mom
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was arguing with someone and they said i have just never heard good techno and you know what i think they were right
February 2, 2026 at 5:55 AM
was arguing with someone and they said i have just never heard good techno and you know what i think they were right