Lizzlepants ๐
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Lizzlepants ๐
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revenge is a dish best served after Iโve licked everything on the plate
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3d printing with string cheese
February 4, 2026 at 6:52 AM
3d printing with string cheese
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asking my girl to take me to the gas station so i can get a little something to take the edge off and purchasing 5 hot dogs
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
asking my girl to take me to the gas station so i can get a little something to take the edge off and purchasing 5 hot dogs
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i like to think about the friends of the guy who invented the tuba and how they reacted the first time he played it for them.
February 2, 2026 at 5:08 PM
i like to think about the friends of the guy who invented the tuba and how they reacted the first time he played it for them.
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ima show you how to turn it up a notch
February 4, 2026 at 9:52 AM
ima show you how to turn it up a notch
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Itโs a full moon tonight, be sure to deliver your beating heart to a forest witch in a box of intricately woven twigs
February 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Itโs a full moon tonight, be sure to deliver your beating heart to a forest witch in a box of intricately woven twigs
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My doctor says I'm no longer allowed to correlate.
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My doctor says I'm no longer allowed to correlate.
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Thank you for the 30 day free trial of 2026 but Iโd like to cancel my subscription.
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Thank you for the 30 day free trial of 2026 but Iโd like to cancel my subscription.
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iโve always been told that taxes are the price you pay to live in a civilized society so like do we not have to do them this year or what.
February 4, 2026 at 10:44 AM
iโve always been told that taxes are the price you pay to live in a civilized society so like do we not have to do them this year or what.
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Grandma: Iโm hosting Thanksgiving do you want to come over and fix my whole house
February 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Grandma: Iโm hosting Thanksgiving do you want to come over and fix my whole house
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I spend my evenings attending a dramatic live performance called โStarving Cats Who Ate One Hour Ago.โ
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I spend my evenings attending a dramatic live performance called โStarving Cats Who Ate One Hour Ago.โ
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Its 1990 something and I'm wearing my B.U.M sweatshirt and my Z. Cavaricci pants or maybe my Levi 501 button fly jeans to the under age dance club on friday night in Upper Darby. (For me it was knock offs or what we called Bobo gear , cause I was poor)
itโs 1990 something and Iโm wearing my guess jeans and k Swiss sneakers to the blockbuster on the corner to rent horror flicks for my high school slumber party
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Its 1990 something and I'm wearing my B.U.M sweatshirt and my Z. Cavaricci pants or maybe my Levi 501 button fly jeans to the under age dance club on friday night in Upper Darby. (For me it was knock offs or what we called Bobo gear , cause I was poor)
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itโs 1990 something and Iโm wearing my A&F sweater, jeans, and DMs in downtown Charleston at Charlieโs Little Bar sippinโ Macallan 12.
itโs 1990 something and Iโm wearing my guess jeans and k Swiss sneakers to the blockbuster on the corner to rent horror flicks for my high school slumber party
February 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
itโs 1990 something and Iโm wearing my A&F sweater, jeans, and DMs in downtown Charleston at Charlieโs Little Bar sippinโ Macallan 12.
iโm the person who started the trend of wearing two swatches on one wrist because I got two of them for Christmas and couldnโt figure out which one I wanted to wear the most I was in the sixth grade and many people donโt know this but yeah that was me
February 4, 2026 at 10:16 AM
iโm the person who started the trend of wearing two swatches on one wrist because I got two of them for Christmas and couldnโt figure out which one I wanted to wear the most I was in the sixth grade and many people donโt know this but yeah that was me
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Iโm the only person in this elevator who isnโt afraid to talk about the real issues
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Iโm the only person in this elevator who isnโt afraid to talk about the real issues
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Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
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maybe if i stop moisturizing iโll finally become an alligator
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
maybe if i stop moisturizing iโll finally become an alligator
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itโs 1990 something and iโm wearing bugle boy pants and british knights sneakers to the arcade then hit up round table for pizza before we play bb wars in the woods
itโs 1990 something and Iโm wearing my guess jeans and k Swiss sneakers to the blockbuster on the corner to rent horror flicks for my high school slumber party
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
itโs 1990 something and iโm wearing bugle boy pants and british knights sneakers to the arcade then hit up round table for pizza before we play bb wars in the woods
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it's 1990 something and i'm wearing Z Cavariccis and Air Jordans to the local Pizza Hut for pan pizza and a pitcher of Coke before heading to the HS dance for some Hammer time
itโs 1990 something and Iโm wearing my guess jeans and k Swiss sneakers to the blockbuster on the corner to rent horror flicks for my high school slumber party
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
it's 1990 something and i'm wearing Z Cavariccis and Air Jordans to the local Pizza Hut for pan pizza and a pitcher of Coke before heading to the HS dance for some Hammer time
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February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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sometimes i wish i lived in South Park. none of my towels ever wanna get high with me
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
sometimes i wish i lived in South Park. none of my towels ever wanna get high with me
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A spray tan booth but for moisturizer
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
A spray tan booth but for moisturizer
im a little pea dot
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
im a little pea dot
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
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I like candles but Iโm worried I might arrange them in the wrong way and accidentally summon a demon.
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I like candles but Iโm worried I might arrange them in the wrong way and accidentally summon a demon.
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Let's circle back to before you were talking.
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Let's circle back to before you were talking.
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nobody gets access to me until conditions improve
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
nobody gets access to me until conditions improve