Lizzlepants 🐒
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· Nov 11
revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate
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Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
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maybe if i stop moisturizing i’ll finally become an alligator
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
maybe if i stop moisturizing i’ll finally become an alligator
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it’s 1990 something and i’m wearing bugle boy pants and british knights sneakers to the arcade then hit up round table for pizza before we play bb wars in the woods
it’s 1990 something and I’m wearing my guess jeans and k Swiss sneakers to the blockbuster on the corner to rent horror flicks for my high school slumber party
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
it’s 1990 something and i’m wearing bugle boy pants and british knights sneakers to the arcade then hit up round table for pizza before we play bb wars in the woods
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it's 1990 something and i'm wearing Z Cavariccis and Air Jordans to the local Pizza Hut for pan pizza and a pitcher of Coke before heading to the HS dance for some Hammer time
it’s 1990 something and I’m wearing my guess jeans and k Swiss sneakers to the blockbuster on the corner to rent horror flicks for my high school slumber party
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
it's 1990 something and i'm wearing Z Cavariccis and Air Jordans to the local Pizza Hut for pan pizza and a pitcher of Coke before heading to the HS dance for some Hammer time
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sometimes i wish i lived in South Park. none of my towels ever wanna get high with me
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
sometimes i wish i lived in South Park. none of my towels ever wanna get high with me
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A spray tan booth but for moisturizer
February 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
A spray tan booth but for moisturizer
im a little pea dot
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
im a little pea dot
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
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I like candles but I’m worried I might arrange them in the wrong way and accidentally summon a demon.
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I like candles but I’m worried I might arrange them in the wrong way and accidentally summon a demon.
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Let's circle back to before you were talking.
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Let's circle back to before you were talking.
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nobody gets access to me until conditions improve
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
nobody gets access to me until conditions improve
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maam im sorry. maam. im so sorry. we put the lime in the coconut
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
maam im sorry. maam. im so sorry. we put the lime in the coconut
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it’s my turn to volunteer at the bake sale so i’m wearing my sits to pee t-shirt, ladies
February 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
it’s my turn to volunteer at the bake sale so i’m wearing my sits to pee t-shirt, ladies
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one thing about me is i’m gonna let it linger
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
one thing about me is i’m gonna let it linger
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I wanna 420 like I've never 420ed before.
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I wanna 420 like I've never 420ed before.
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*casually rips the vape as the judge reads me my charges
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
*casually rips the vape as the judge reads me my charges
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How many tigers do you think is in a jar of tigers balm
February 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
How many tigers do you think is in a jar of tigers balm
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If I say "I see a little silhouetto of a man" and you don't immediately follow up with "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?" then we can't be friends
December 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
If I say "I see a little silhouetto of a man" and you don't immediately follow up with "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?" then we can't be friends
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Unhealed trauma makes the world go round
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Unhealed trauma makes the world go round
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when people tell me ill regret it in the morning, i sleep til noon
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
when people tell me ill regret it in the morning, i sleep til noon
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God made Jupiter to compensate for His small Venus.
February 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
God made Jupiter to compensate for His small Venus.
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Sometimes you just have to grit your teeth and accept you’re a human
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Sometimes you just have to grit your teeth and accept you’re a human
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"if you loved me you'd-" let me stop you right there
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"if you loved me you'd-" let me stop you right there
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You guys have got to try outside today, it’s a good batch
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You guys have got to try outside today, it’s a good batch
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I’m your favorite liar’s favorite liar
February 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I’m your favorite liar’s favorite liar
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you know that scene in the OC where Marisa screams and throws a chair in the pool? I feel that way every single day now
February 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
you know that scene in the OC where Marisa screams and throws a chair in the pool? I feel that way every single day now