TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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resolving to use the word adorbies more in ‘26
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If I was invited to be on You Can’t Do That on Television, I would tell no one but there would be slimes
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
If I was invited to be on You Can’t Do That on Television, I would tell no one but there would be slimes
dipping my chicken nuggies in ranch (I’m kind of like a cowboy)
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
dipping my chicken nuggies in ranch (I’m kind of like a cowboy)
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I don’t know why Tolkien called a meeting of wizards “the white council” when “staff meeting” was right there.
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I don’t know why Tolkien called a meeting of wizards “the white council” when “staff meeting” was right there.
welcome to my notifs to the 5 people I chose today. You will be seeing a lot of me from now on lol
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
welcome to my notifs to the 5 people I chose today. You will be seeing a lot of me from now on lol
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I think with a proper hype man i could get a couple more likes for my shitty-ass tweets
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I think with a proper hype man i could get a couple more likes for my shitty-ass tweets
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Create a weight loss plan for me. Wrong answers only.
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Create a weight loss plan for me. Wrong answers only.
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got fired by Quaker Oats bc they didn’t like my idea for a sequel cereal, Death
June 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
got fired by Quaker Oats bc they didn’t like my idea for a sequel cereal, Death
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The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The season of giving is over. Now its self care. Fix ya self..self love, bitches.
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Never lending horror movies to my dumb friends again 🥲😂
January 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Never lending horror movies to my dumb friends again 🥲😂
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(slapping a hundred dollar bill on the bar) bring me your finest shitpost
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
(slapping a hundred dollar bill on the bar) bring me your finest shitpost
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At least there’s a pretty sunset
January 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
At least there’s a pretty sunset
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I'm the mama everyone saved their drama for.
January 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I'm the mama everyone saved their drama for.
do I have to get an nsfw alt to repost nsfw because some of that stuff is funnny!
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
do I have to get an nsfw alt to repost nsfw because some of that stuff is funnny!
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They only took cash at the psychic fair I went to so all I could afford was the guy with ordinary sensory perception.
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
They only took cash at the psychic fair I went to so all I could afford was the guy with ordinary sensory perception.
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I got spicy in the backgammon tournament today! 🎲🔥
January 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I got spicy in the backgammon tournament today! 🎲🔥
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my husband put up a bird feeder for me and now I’m extremely pissed at all the birds who aren’t visiting
January 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
my husband put up a bird feeder for me and now I’m extremely pissed at all the birds who aren’t visiting
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if i was trapped in an invisible box, i would tell no one but there would be mimes
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
if i was trapped in an invisible box, i would tell no one but there would be mimes
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#BillsMafia I wanna hear your stadium stories! But you cant use the comeback since 3 million people were there.
My first and only game was in December of the Trent Edwards era. We beat Miami and we had all 4 seasons in one day. Started sunny and warm, ended with snow! Shivered for next 3 days 😄
My first and only game was in December of the Trent Edwards era. We beat Miami and we had all 4 seasons in one day. Started sunny and warm, ended with snow! Shivered for next 3 days 😄
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
#BillsMafia I wanna hear your stadium stories! But you cant use the comeback since 3 million people were there.
My first and only game was in December of the Trent Edwards era. We beat Miami and we had all 4 seasons in one day. Started sunny and warm, ended with snow! Shivered for next 3 days 😄
My first and only game was in December of the Trent Edwards era. We beat Miami and we had all 4 seasons in one day. Started sunny and warm, ended with snow! Shivered for next 3 days 😄
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Sheepless in Scotland = some dude is very lonely
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Sheepless in Scotland = some dude is very lonely
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*Logs on*
Everything is still awful
*Logs off*
Everything is still awful
*Logs off*
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
*Logs on*
Everything is still awful
*Logs off*
Everything is still awful
*Logs off*
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you have to shake the cow first
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
you have to shake the cow first
Cause of death: looked in the mirror, choked on my own saliva, watched myself die
Cause of death: slipped in the shower washing his butthole
Cause of death: life
January 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Cause of death: looked in the mirror, choked on my own saliva, watched myself die
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☕️ Coffee is how I consent to existence.
January 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
☕️ Coffee is how I consent to existence.