TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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if you come to my timeline, I’m gonna make my kids answer the door and tell you we don’t want any
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Just grabbed the exact correct weight of spaghetti out of the box.
Each year my power grows!
Each year my power grows!
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Just grabbed the exact correct weight of spaghetti out of the box.
Each year my power grows!
Each year my power grows!
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Stirs oil into coffee. Pretends to be happy.
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Stirs oil into coffee. Pretends to be happy.
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pit stop in Phoenix and @gjane77.bsky.social took me to get pizza
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
pit stop in Phoenix and @gjane77.bsky.social took me to get pizza
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Come join me in making “where my damn keys at” the hot new viral catchphrase of 2026
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Come join me in making “where my damn keys at” the hot new viral catchphrase of 2026
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Haven’t made pizza in a while
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Haven’t made pizza in a while
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Trying to cut out carbs. Made this pizza pie which was really good, but now I got the meat and cheese sweats.
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Trying to cut out carbs. Made this pizza pie which was really good, but now I got the meat and cheese sweats.
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Star Wars Church
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Pews
🤝
Pews
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Star Wars Church
🤝
Pews
🤝
Pews
does laying in bed elongate your butt and other questions I ask Ai
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
does laying in bed elongate your butt and other questions I ask Ai
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i dunno i guess i just thought we'd have aerosolized more things by now
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
i dunno i guess i just thought we'd have aerosolized more things by now
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Some tool bought a wrench a screwdriver at the bar and then got hammered and that's not awl.
January 3, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Some tool bought a wrench a screwdriver at the bar and then got hammered and that's not awl.
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taking 13 out on a date
she loves her chicken alfredo
and it's prime rib night for me 😎
she loves her chicken alfredo
and it's prime rib night for me 😎
January 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
taking 13 out on a date
she loves her chicken alfredo
and it's prime rib night for me 😎
she loves her chicken alfredo
and it's prime rib night for me 😎
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🎶 breadsticks in the skyyyy with dipping sauce 🎶
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
🎶 breadsticks in the skyyyy with dipping sauce 🎶
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on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties
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Oh, The Sights You Can't Unsee by Dr. Seuss
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Oh, The Sights You Can't Unsee by Dr. Seuss
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At Coat Check, checking out all the coats. They could be better.
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
At Coat Check, checking out all the coats. They could be better.
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i've already played more gigs im '26 than all of '25.
still got it 😎
still got it 😎
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 AM
i've already played more gigs im '26 than all of '25.
still got it 😎
still got it 😎
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I wanna put calamari rings on my fingers and feed them to you.
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I wanna put calamari rings on my fingers and feed them to you.
(removing the poop from the shrimp) I could be a surgeon
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
(removing the poop from the shrimp) I could be a surgeon
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