TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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just butting in here to say back it up
just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
just butting in here to say back it up
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Tonight's Indian dinner: Chicken 65 with seasoned potato wedges, garlic naan and mint chutneys.
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Tonight's Indian dinner: Chicken 65 with seasoned potato wedges, garlic naan and mint chutneys.
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Heated seats fixed me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Heated seats fixed me.
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*sad zinnia noises, maybe🥺🖤
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
*sad zinnia noises, maybe🥺🖤
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Can't come into work today, i sustained a football injury last night (the ball of my foot is sore)
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Can't come into work today, i sustained a football injury last night (the ball of my foot is sore)
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Any time after like 2pm that I think I’m funny somebody needs to come over and wack me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper..
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Any time after like 2pm that I think I’m funny somebody needs to come over and wack me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper..
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Me watching Frankenstein: oh my god these characters are so dramatic
My wife: probably feels like you’re watching your inner monologue
Me:
My wife: probably feels like you’re watching your inner monologue
Me:
a man in a hooded jacket is holding a torch in his hands
Alt: Frankenstein is holding a dynamite in his hands
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November 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Me watching Frankenstein: oh my god these characters are so dramatic
My wife: probably feels like you’re watching your inner monologue
Me:
My wife: probably feels like you’re watching your inner monologue
Me:
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I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.
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I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
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Beautiful sunset tonight on my walk. What a colorful show!
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Beautiful sunset tonight on my walk. What a colorful show!
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which part is the flip and which part is the flop?
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
which part is the flip and which part is the flop?
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how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed
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Bluesky should have polls but you can set them up where all the people who choose one answer get blocked.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bluesky should have polls but you can set them up where all the people who choose one answer get blocked.
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In the depths of the forgotten forest, as the sun shines through the canopy, I lay there sexting
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In the depths of the forgotten forest, as the sun shines through the canopy, I lay there sexting
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This isn't for sale but look how freaking beautiful she is 💜💙💗
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This isn't for sale but look how freaking beautiful she is 💜💙💗
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*Joe Rogan during sex*
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
*Joe Rogan during sex*
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
Do you like that? Is that how you want it? How do you want it? I've never heard of that. Jamie, look that up for me. Have you ever tried DTF?
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I'll trade you 1 blocked list for 3 of your starter packs
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'll trade you 1 blocked list for 3 of your starter packs
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In reality, how cute are buttons, anyway?
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
In reality, how cute are buttons, anyway?
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just texted the wrong person, good thing i don't have anything important, delicate, or romantic going on
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
just texted the wrong person, good thing i don't have anything important, delicate, or romantic going on
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split pea soup is just regular soup that’s gonna want you to split the bill
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
split pea soup is just regular soup that’s gonna want you to split the bill
“Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.” — Jamie Tartt, S2E2
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Old people are so wise. They’re like tall Yodas.” — Jamie Tartt, S2E2
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Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Instead of asking "Where's Waldo?," we should all ask ourselves "Why's Waldo?" and give our therapists some fresh material to work with.
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flowers, seasons and learning to let go🦋
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
flowers, seasons and learning to let go🦋