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I write, and more. No AI here. Many labels apply, including but not limited to: Canadian Ukrainian nonbinary bi/pansexual polyamorous anticapitalist autistic etcetera...
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Follow the KS for Fight or Flight! Ebook and Audiobook; first chapter free in the KS!

Join AL aboard the Fannous' Compass, an airship of the Regent - but be warned, these are dangerous skies…

Excitement, mystery, drama and more await! Even, perhaps…romance?
Fight or Flight: A Steampunk novel! (With audiobook & more!) — Kickstarter
www.kickstarter.com
We drink the lifeblood of other beings, sucking it from their bodies and even going so far as to boil it, bottle it, turn it into taffies and syrup.

Basically Canadians are tree-vampires.
February 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Away from home but still want to do a little raising of awareness for my upcoming #indie #steampunk #novel!

Share a link to the Kickstarter (or this post, etc.) and you'll be entered in the draw to win an ebook and Audiobook copy! <3

www.kickstarter.com/projects/jra...
February 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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“The main campus of the new Inuit Nunangat University will be located in Arviat, Nunavut,

The university, expected to open in 2030, will be the first based in the North and the first in Canada operated by and for Inuit.”

#Canada
#Nunavut
Arviat, Nunavut chosen as main campus location for Inuit Nunangat University
OTTAWA — The main campus of the new Inuit Nunangat University will be located in Arviat, Nunavut, Inuit Tapiriit Kanatami president Natan Obed announced Wednesday.
www.villagereport.ca
February 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM
#WritingCommunity #WritingTips
Devices: Allusion

When you allude to something, you are saying it without saying it. It's a sideways reference, a tip of the head; in writing, this often means reference to other writings.

How?

"Oh these love interests are from warring families."
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Happy birthday to my wife who is incredible!
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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This was the photo I made just before my friend made this one

bsky.app/profile/nuii...
I just got bitten by a wild animal.

Photo not by me but by my friend who is not on bsky.
#herps #lizards #reptiles #cute
February 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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i love when bsky hides replies on my own post with no way to see them without an external tool, and i only notice it cause i look at my own posts way too often and notice the number of replies doesn't add up
February 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Me @ myself
m: c'mon... just get dressed. prove the haters wrong

7y: yeah I hate those guys.
February 11, 2026 at 2:49 PM
#WritingCommunity #WritingTips
Devices: metaphor

Metaphors! What are they (meta)for? What are they?

While some hoity-toity artsy-fartsy folk love hiding behind metaphor, the reality of them doesn't need to be so inaccessibly ethereal.

A metaphor is just using one thing to stand in for another.
February 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
#WritingCommunity #WritingTips
Punctuation: apostrophe

The apostrophe! This little thing - ' - can do a whole lot.

…however, there are some things it doesn't do.

Yes: contractions, quotations, ownership!

No: plurals.

They're not too hard, trust me. Ready to dive in? Let us - or let's - begin!
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
My dad shared a piece of his writing with me - short story about two recently-married women navigating the death of an emotionally distant parent - and it's good, but…

…he threw in a dozen AI-generated images. Because "his new computer came with a year of Gemini Pro he didn't want to waste."

Ugh.
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
📷 Today's sunrise. Or maybe yesterday's sunrise? I don't- I'm not certain. A sunrise.

Golden glow streaking shadows across cloud and the city, a tiny tower recognizable even in miniature. Hello, Toronto.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Aha teehee you've guessed she/me, well Rumplestiltskin has pronouns three! It wicks and waxes, wanes and cranes, and is the envy of every Dane
February 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Based on popular feedback (e.g. Val told me to) I will be constructing ever-more elaborate riddles to obfuscate my gender as if it were the true name of a demon, thank you, feedback is now closed.
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 AM
#WritingCommunity #Artists #Creatives of all stripes, post your stuff that is officially more popular than the TPUSA AA Halftime Show
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 AM
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Okay, I know this is silly, but - being asked to pick pronouns is genuinely terrifying for me? I just want an "Any" option. I don't- I *can't*, it's a big Social Fear Button apparently. I just can't. I say "they" but then when people use it I feel like an imposition. Which is- yeah, silly, I know…
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Pretty fun to take a look at! I am… WEIRDLY far off to the side of the queer writing community? Also shockingly nowhere near anything political uh
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
My go-to writing snack is…

Oh goodness I do not have one. Whatever's at the house? That doesn't count though. I almost always have tea! Not a snack, though. Um. An ibuprofen? Those are eaten at least? XD

#WritingCommunity
My go-to writing snack is - Doritos. But now I live in Germany, and my favorite Doritos don't exist. Sooo - my new favorite writing snack is Soft Früchtchen. (Soft Fruit Chews)

What's yours?

#IndieAuthorChat #ProjectAO #IndieAuthorDiscussion
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Myths, deliberately, do not exist.

They have been carefully excised from every record by Scribes' careful eye and finger, wiped from public perception by Orators' cautious ear and tongue, and for good reason.

It will not do to let the people practice belief.

It must be cultivated in them instead.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I haven't seen the halftime show because I've [gestures to 5 cancelled flights and 29 literal hours of delay] but it sounds like it was great.

Additionally, I first knowingly heard Bad Bunny exactly 16 days ago on my Qobuz weekly, and fucking awesome. Nuevayol, fucking fantastic!
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
📷 Today's sunset.

Like paint smeared bleary,
Across the skies:
It calms the weary;
It rests their eyes.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
#WritingCommunity #WritingTips
Prose

I was mentioning story aspects the other day but missed an important one: prose.

There are lots of fancy or maybe intimidating terms, but that's why I'm doing this series of tips!

Put simply: "prose" is just *how you write* whatever you write.
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Update: Flight #2 took off while Flight #1 was still landing, with us onboard. So we're now taking off at… 11:00pm tonight and getting to Quebec at 4:30pm, tomorrow, a full… 29 hours after we were supposed to.

Plus side: Nord-Bec dogsledding was very understanding. We're rebooked for Thursday. <3
February 8, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Fingers crossed, I get on an airplane very soon…
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM