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If we’re really going with best tv commercial song today then I’m coming at you with the Daisy Cottage Cheese song all day long
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You can just put that anywhere it's fine
December 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You can just put that anywhere it's fine
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Losing to the Sabres makes people do strange things
So if anyone is confused by the statement that the Flyers just put out, this is apparently what happened last night. Lmao
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Losing to the Sabres makes people do strange things
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Imagine trying to fact check this.
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Imagine trying to fact check this.
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Ever hear someone say something is too chocolatey? Those words should ONLY be used in like, "I'd like two chocolatey doughnuts, please."
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Ever hear someone say something is too chocolatey? Those words should ONLY be used in like, "I'd like two chocolatey doughnuts, please."
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I don’t know what you people expect from, I have not written even a half-intelligible sentence since at least 1989
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I don’t know what you people expect from, I have not written even a half-intelligible sentence since at least 1989
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Some of y’all are awfully randy for a Friday morning.
Carry on.
Carry on.
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Some of y’all are awfully randy for a Friday morning.
Carry on.
Carry on.
Changing the title of the ChatGPT phone app to “Clippy”
December 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Changing the title of the ChatGPT phone app to “Clippy”
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Re-created my favorite moment from Week 15 #BillsMafia
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Re-created my favorite moment from Week 15 #BillsMafia
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When you accidentally swallow the little circle of foil from the back of you pill packaging, you get superpowers for the day
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When you accidentally swallow the little circle of foil from the back of you pill packaging, you get superpowers for the day
Me (an idiot): the rain is like a cat and a dog
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Me (an idiot): the rain is like a cat and a dog
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We have an opening for "big cat trainer." Must be faster than our previous big cat trainer.
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
We have an opening for "big cat trainer." Must be faster than our previous big cat trainer.
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bitch i have moderate to severe everything
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
bitch i have moderate to severe everything
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The Brawl, by Ernest Meissonier, 1855, 📸 by @kevsabitus
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The Brawl, by Ernest Meissonier, 1855, 📸 by @kevsabitus
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Once your kid begins to really appreciate the dark humor in MST3K, you've basically done your job as a parent.
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Once your kid begins to really appreciate the dark humor in MST3K, you've basically done your job as a parent.
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You don't actually have to brush your teeth for two minutes. That's a conspiracy perpetuated by big toothbrush
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You don't actually have to brush your teeth for two minutes. That's a conspiracy perpetuated by big toothbrush
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Why does glue smell so good, though?
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why does glue smell so good, though?
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December 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Does anyone know if the Sabres just changed their general manager? The ESPN broadcast hasn’t touched on it.
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Does anyone know if the Sabres just changed their general manager? The ESPN broadcast hasn’t touched on it.
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Im the hottest scarf guy buying alpaca mittens at this holiday village
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Im the hottest scarf guy buying alpaca mittens at this holiday village
Me, an engineer: I have a passion for bores
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Me, an engineer: I have a passion for bores
I said dope to everything today everything was dope. Shit was dope bro
December 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I said dope to everything today everything was dope. Shit was dope bro
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I actually think I view most of my life with ominous positivity
December 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I actually think I view most of my life with ominous positivity
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a looming reptile what now?
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
a looming reptile what now?