Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought
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My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
Pinned
I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early
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I’m pretty sure 2026 has got to be a lot better than 2025 was.
*watches the news for 90 seconds
Come onnnnnnn 2027!!!
*watches the news for 90 seconds
Come onnnnnnn 2027!!!
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I’m pretty sure 2026 has got to be a lot better than 2025 was.
*watches the news for 90 seconds
Come onnnnnnn 2027!!!
*watches the news for 90 seconds
Come onnnnnnn 2027!!!
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She was pristine. Untouched. Like a new fleshlight still in the box.
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
She was pristine. Untouched. Like a new fleshlight still in the box.
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I don’t think this is necessarily a controversial take, but it may be niche.
Love languages are not real and not based in science. They were created by a Baptist minister based couples he counseled. We should stop talking about them like they’re real.
Love languages are not real and not based in science. They were created by a Baptist minister based couples he counseled. We should stop talking about them like they’re real.
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I don’t think this is necessarily a controversial take, but it may be niche.
Love languages are not real and not based in science. They were created by a Baptist minister based couples he counseled. We should stop talking about them like they’re real.
Love languages are not real and not based in science. They were created by a Baptist minister based couples he counseled. We should stop talking about them like they’re real.
Pushback? Yeah I push back...
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Pushback? Yeah I push back...
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I promise to like all your posts if you promise not to post bad.
January 5, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I promise to like all your posts if you promise not to post bad.
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Some heroes don't make crêpes.
January 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Some heroes don't make crêpes.
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Asking strangers in the elevator for dental floss is my new kink
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Asking strangers in the elevator for dental floss is my new kink
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Friends and family: you need to try and live in the moment
Me: ok but like, this moment?
Me: ok but like, this moment?
January 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Friends and family: you need to try and live in the moment
Me: ok but like, this moment?
Me: ok but like, this moment?
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I keep my windows dirty for the birds. Doing my part.
January 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I keep my windows dirty for the birds. Doing my part.
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you know who else circles back? vultures
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
you know who else circles back? vultures
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Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
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I'm done. Man wasn't supposed to live like this. Man used to paint mammoths onto cave walls. Now man has to attend meeting to explain why he keeps emailing pictures of mammoths to his colleagues. Because they look cool and you won't let me paint on the office walls you dipshits
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I'm done. Man wasn't supposed to live like this. Man used to paint mammoths onto cave walls. Now man has to attend meeting to explain why he keeps emailing pictures of mammoths to his colleagues. Because they look cool and you won't let me paint on the office walls you dipshits
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The worst thing a species can be is delicious.
January 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The worst thing a species can be is delicious.
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You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
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I can’t help but notice nobody deposited a million dollars into my account. I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.
And angry.
And angry.
January 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I can’t help but notice nobody deposited a million dollars into my account. I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.
And angry.
And angry.
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
Every leader of a country should now be allowed to kidnap one other leader
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Every leader of a country should now be allowed to kidnap one other leader
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does anyone know my password at work? or how to do my job?
January 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
does anyone know my password at work? or how to do my job?
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No motivational speeches today. Let's get through this.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 PM
No motivational speeches today. Let's get through this.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
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Today I have pretty hair, and I smell good.. I shouldn’t have to work today..
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Today I have pretty hair, and I smell good.. I shouldn’t have to work today..
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*Slides over to the news feed*
*slides right on back*
*slides right on back*
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 AM
*Slides over to the news feed*
*slides right on back*
*slides right on back*
I don't feel like working today 😭
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I don't feel like working today 😭
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Good morning friends. I’d say lovers but…ya no.
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Good morning friends. I’d say lovers but…ya no.
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Someone keeps sending me flowers with all the heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked!
I think I'm being stalked!
January 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Someone keeps sending me flowers with all the heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked!
I think I'm being stalked!