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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
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Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.

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Welcome to indifference club. It meets whenever. I’m probably not going anyway.
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Me as a therapist: Sweep the leg!
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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If anyone is even remotely nice to me, I assume that they are wearing a wire.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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No one is listening to you except your phone
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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if you repost me then you’re part of the problem
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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I don't live as well as Ghislaine Maxwell.

And I'm not even in prison.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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"I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know potatoes.”

-Platato
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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With a guy like Janecek it’s like. Bro loved that drama
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I just had an entire conversation with someone who was, unbeknownst to me, talking to someone else on a Bluetooth earpiece.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Breakfast Special:

Donny’s Toast
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Channeling my anger into something more productive*

*a wank and a nap
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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don don don don don don done
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Every time some Epstein shit comes out, he starts talking about invading another US city.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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When it comes to gingerbread houses, it’s all well and fine until you get to the roof.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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2324 Epstein emails.
Trump mentioned 1670 times.
- Wall St Journal
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Wearing a Riders jersey to work because fuck it. Go Riders!
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The gov was shut down for a whole month and not one mention of sending the national guard nowhere!
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Blanket message: if you’re anyone I have ever DMed or messaged with outside of this platform (aside from BBK,) I cannot talk for about three months. I am so overwhelmed that I’m about to die. I’m so stressed btwn dating, work, kids, & the guilt of not responding to ppl that I cried this morning.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I'm having my afternoon coffee this morning.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Spending Thanksgiving as our forefathers once did: gathering deadfall in the shadowy wood and watching the mortar season in a newly daubed wall
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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if you see a testicle on the ground don’t just leave it there, be a hero
its fellow genitals will reject it if it isn’t returned within 72 hours
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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data transfer
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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mementos mori means always remember the freshmaker
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Couldn’t figure out how to use one of those stupid electric can openers so I chucked 5 cans of cranberry sauce off the top of the Pru and hoped for the best
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM