Julie Lavender Menace 🏳️⚧️
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
🔵Banger skeet writer
🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
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🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
My YouTube algorithm is worried that I'm watching too much true crime and keeps sending me fluffy kittens.
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
My YouTube algorithm is worried that I'm watching too much true crime and keeps sending me fluffy kittens.
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my cousin never laughs at my “I fucked your mom” jokes
January 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
my cousin never laughs at my “I fucked your mom” jokes
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A guy at work was telling us all a story about his hot water heater. I chimed in that it’s actually called a water heater and that hot water wouldn’t need to be heated. No one ever sits with me at lunch.
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
A guy at work was telling us all a story about his hot water heater. I chimed in that it’s actually called a water heater and that hot water wouldn’t need to be heated. No one ever sits with me at lunch.
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After three months of throwing pumpkin seeds and putting out shiny bits, I give up; I’m too dumb for the crows to befriend
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
After three months of throwing pumpkin seeds and putting out shiny bits, I give up; I’m too dumb for the crows to befriend
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Drinking Taittinger whilst listening to Queen just to feel something.
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Drinking Taittinger whilst listening to Queen just to feel something.
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ROSES ARE RED
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
February 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
VIOLENCE IS RED
EVERYTHING IS RED
AND OH MY GOD IS THAT VISCERA?
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kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
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Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
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A work of fiction on your sleeve. An open heart, a brave face, a quiet confidence. A nonfiction sleeve comes along and is real in a better, one sleeved shirt. "The cut off of my own jib! Come back I liked you"
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 AM
A work of fiction on your sleeve. An open heart, a brave face, a quiet confidence. A nonfiction sleeve comes along and is real in a better, one sleeved shirt. "The cut off of my own jib! Come back I liked you"
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‘a happy day and then you pay, and feel like shit the morning after’ 🎶🖤
February 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
‘a happy day and then you pay, and feel like shit the morning after’ 🎶🖤
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
February 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but if your car alarm has been going off outside my window for an hour could you please go fuck yourself immediately
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Today, the only difference between my nightgown and a dress is underwear.
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Today, the only difference between my nightgown and a dress is underwear.
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Stabbed me right in the retro
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Stabbed me right in the retro
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Just tried to type “Disney+” and was accurately corrected to “Dismay+”.
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Just tried to type “Disney+” and was accurately corrected to “Dismay+”.
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Don’t be lead by what you read — unless it’s by @merriam-webster.com:
'Lead' and 'read' rhyme.
Unless you're saying 'lead' and 'read.'
But also 'lead' and 'read' rhyme.
Unless you're saying 'lead' and 'read.'
But also 'lead' and 'read' rhyme.
February 13, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Don’t be lead by what you read — unless it’s by @merriam-webster.com:
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I sent you an incomprehensible email
Pleasures pond
Pleasures pond
I know I'm awful but fuuuuuhk 😵💫
Actual email from an employee at our local school district. The subject line was "Meteing with" the same person she's talking about here
Actual email from an employee at our local school district. The subject line was "Meteing with" the same person she's talking about here
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I sent you an incomprehensible email
Pleasures pond
Pleasures pond
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Love it when non-profits text or email me 'LAST CHANCE!" like they won't take my money next week
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Love it when non-profits text or email me 'LAST CHANCE!" like they won't take my money next week
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Wishing I could go to my kid's high school band concert without having to see anyone
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Wishing I could go to my kid's high school band concert without having to see anyone
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How does each day distinguish themself from the other without recognition of the one before and acceptance of all of them heretowith and off we go again together?
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 AM
How does each day distinguish themself from the other without recognition of the one before and acceptance of all of them heretowith and off we go again together?
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I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
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The fact that I got an email stating new activity in my patient portal sounds both dirty and frightening.
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The fact that I got an email stating new activity in my patient portal sounds both dirty and frightening.
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I only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.
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Although this may appear self explanatory, I still have questions.
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Although this may appear self explanatory, I still have questions.
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we have arrived at my favorite time of day
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
we have arrived at my favorite time of day
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock