Julie Lavender Menace
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
🔵Banger skeet writer
🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
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🔵Top 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
🔵Saving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor has been canceled due to things that allegedly took place during Rev. Ravenscrof's New Year's Naked Twister Rockin' Eve. Police and FBI are doing an investigation. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor has been canceled due to things that allegedly took place during Rev. Ravenscrof's New Year's Naked Twister Rockin' Eve. Police and FBI are doing an investigation. God bless.
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor has been canceled due to things that allegedly took place during Rev. Ravenscrof's New Year's Naked Twister Rockin' Eve. Police and FBI are doing an investigation. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor has been canceled due to things that allegedly took place during Rev. Ravenscrof's New Year's Naked Twister Rockin' Eve. Police and FBI are doing an investigation. God bless.
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor has been canceled due to things that allegedly took place during Rev. Ravenscrof's New Year's Naked Twister Rockin' Eve. Police and FBI are doing an investigation. God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor has been canceled due to things that allegedly took place during Rev. Ravenscrof's New Year's Naked Twister Rockin' Eve. Police and FBI are doing an investigation. God bless.
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possessed by the spirit inside this Pringle’s can
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
possessed by the spirit inside this Pringle’s can
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I left my heart someplace I can’t find it and I feel fiiiiinnne
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I left my heart someplace I can’t find it and I feel fiiiiinnne
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sitting on the floor and surrounding myself with dolls and soft toys for the rest of the year, like I did in my days of yore
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
sitting on the floor and surrounding myself with dolls and soft toys for the rest of the year, like I did in my days of yore
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Googling "how to care about my own wellbeing and appearance" and just hitting "I'm feeling lucky"
December 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Googling "how to care about my own wellbeing and appearance" and just hitting "I'm feeling lucky"
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Less than 36 hours left to fulfill my 2025 resolution of satisfying a hot chick with a fetish for killing guys with sex. It's not looking good 😔
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Less than 36 hours left to fulfill my 2025 resolution of satisfying a hot chick with a fetish for killing guys with sex. It's not looking good 😔
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What idiot called it "having sex at midnight on new year's eve" when Auld Bang Syne was right there?
December 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
What idiot called it "having sex at midnight on new year's eve" when Auld Bang Syne was right there?
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Somewhere in my house is a beeping device with infinite battery life and a personal vendetta.
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Somewhere in my house is a beeping device with infinite battery life and a personal vendetta.
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All these video games they advertise on YouTube? I just saw one where you have to figure out a non-player character's taxes while zombies claw at the door. They're not even MY character's taxes!
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
All these video games they advertise on YouTube? I just saw one where you have to figure out a non-player character's taxes while zombies claw at the door. They're not even MY character's taxes!
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Who called it “wintry mix” instead of “wet hate.”
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Who called it “wintry mix” instead of “wet hate.”
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New Year's resolutions don't have to be about socially acceptable change.
Break the mould: resolve to become a troll, or to gain 10kg at the doughnut shop.
Break the mould: resolve to become a troll, or to gain 10kg at the doughnut shop.
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
New Year's resolutions don't have to be about socially acceptable change.
Break the mould: resolve to become a troll, or to gain 10kg at the doughnut shop.
Break the mould: resolve to become a troll, or to gain 10kg at the doughnut shop.
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My New Year's resolution is to keep stiring glasses of ice tea stuffed with too much ice until ALL of the sugar at the bottom is dissolved and not just give up like a damn pussy.
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My New Year's resolution is to keep stiring glasses of ice tea stuffed with too much ice until ALL of the sugar at the bottom is dissolved and not just give up like a damn pussy.
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I can't tell you which streets will be closed for the Mummers Parade. Because mum's the word.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can't tell you which streets will be closed for the Mummers Parade. Because mum's the word.
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They need to invent a band aid that won’t get in the way when you’re jerking it.
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They need to invent a band aid that won’t get in the way when you’re jerking it.
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I’m sorry, but when Funiculì, Funiculà comes on, I’m gonna just start fuckin shit up—I’m gonna start a mosh pit
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’m sorry, but when Funiculì, Funiculà comes on, I’m gonna just start fuckin shit up—I’m gonna start a mosh pit
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When someone's nice to me for no apparent reason
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When someone's nice to me for no apparent reason
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I often wonder if Balzac would’ve had quite such a misplaced sense of arrogance and his own self-worth had he known that his name basically translates as ‘testicle receptacle’.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I often wonder if Balzac would’ve had quite such a misplaced sense of arrogance and his own self-worth had he known that his name basically translates as ‘testicle receptacle’.
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I’ll miss entire plot twists doomscrolling during a recorded TV program, but I always fast forward through the commercials.
I’ll be damned if I accidentally absorb a Buick ad.
I’ll be damned if I accidentally absorb a Buick ad.
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I’ll miss entire plot twists doomscrolling during a recorded TV program, but I always fast forward through the commercials.
I’ll be damned if I accidentally absorb a Buick ad.
I’ll be damned if I accidentally absorb a Buick ad.
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Back in my tough love we had to fight the happy people into being happier by doing these suffering bits "I'm not suffering just because you are in fact I kinda like it" and then we'd be scarred strong for winter
December 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Back in my tough love we had to fight the happy people into being happier by doing these suffering bits "I'm not suffering just because you are in fact I kinda like it" and then we'd be scarred strong for winter
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I recently discovered I have a random blonde hair growing directly outta the center of my forehead head so yes actually I am a unicorn
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I recently discovered I have a random blonde hair growing directly outta the center of my forehead head so yes actually I am a unicorn
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Upon death, mimes are seldom cremated. Usually, their bodies are donated to silence.
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Upon death, mimes are seldom cremated. Usually, their bodies are donated to silence.
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my kink is kirk shaming
this is not what starfleet trained you for
this is not what starfleet trained you for
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
my kink is kirk shaming
this is not what starfleet trained you for
this is not what starfleet trained you for
Pay attention to what you're reading in the want ads. I needed to burn down my business, but ended up with an arborist.
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Pay attention to what you're reading in the want ads. I needed to burn down my business, but ended up with an arborist.
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watch me catch this roadrunner
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
watch me catch this roadrunner
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me: please don’t judge me
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
me: please don’t judge me
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well
four horsemen: *shrugging* it’s what we do
me: *laying naked in a tubful of hot dog water* oh well