Roxy
@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
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Roxy
@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
· Dec 26
We need more posts about reading books, holding hands, and worshipping the dark lord.
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Let’s go pop some bubble wrap.
February 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Let’s go pop some bubble wrap.
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*seductively recedes into the nothingness
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
*seductively recedes into the nothingness
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Stop shrinking yourself to make others comfortable.
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Stop shrinking yourself to make others comfortable.
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valley girls have become valley older ladies
January 28, 2026 at 4:31 AM
valley girls have become valley older ladies
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You’re all Best In Show to me.
February 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
You’re all Best In Show to me.
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Hanging out as liquid inside a spray can until some graffiti wizard feels inspired to spray me into being another matter entirely
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Hanging out as liquid inside a spray can until some graffiti wizard feels inspired to spray me into being another matter entirely
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I think it's really cool that the Jonas brothers all still live together.
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I think it's really cool that the Jonas brothers all still live together.
I only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I only pay attention to prescription drug ads so I can critique how well the actors clothing and accessories match the product.
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Get on my level, the classy and elegant fetal position.
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Get on my level, the classy and elegant fetal position.
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"Eww gross, can I touch it?"
me, flirting
me, flirting
February 1, 2026 at 11:15 AM
"Eww gross, can I touch it?"
me, flirting
me, flirting
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look on the bright side though (just close your eyes bc there is no bright side)
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
look on the bright side though (just close your eyes bc there is no bright side)
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I’m convinced that whoever invented the parking garage was just trying to bring an MC Escher painting to life
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’m convinced that whoever invented the parking garage was just trying to bring an MC Escher painting to life
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Everything becomes sexier if you add the word French to it.
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
February 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Everything becomes sexier if you add the word French to it.
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
Fries. Kiss. Crocodile...
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Welcome to your 50s.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Welcome to your 50s.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
One wrong move and your body files a formal complaint.
Spoiler: there’s no good move.
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My heart hurts and my brain is tired. Other than that I'm fine. Thank you for asking.
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 AM
My heart hurts and my brain is tired. Other than that I'm fine. Thank you for asking.
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I wonder when Casper started experimenting with other friendly ghosts?
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I wonder when Casper started experimenting with other friendly ghosts?
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Pinocchio frantically putting his strings back on after seeing how much it costs to be a real boy.
February 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Pinocchio frantically putting his strings back on after seeing how much it costs to be a real boy.
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I like candles but I’m worried I might arrange them in the wrong way and accidentally summon a demon.
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I like candles but I’m worried I might arrange them in the wrong way and accidentally summon a demon.
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Putting warning labels on things that clearly didn’t need them was our downfall.
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Putting warning labels on things that clearly didn’t need them was our downfall.
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That's it. I'm blocking anyone skeeting about coffee
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
That's it. I'm blocking anyone skeeting about coffee
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This is all because those Brady kids messed with that tiki in Hawaii.
January 17, 2026 at 9:40 PM
This is all because those Brady kids messed with that tiki in Hawaii.
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Will practice random acts of weirdness.
February 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Will practice random acts of weirdness.
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take some vitamin D you sun deficient piece of shit
February 1, 2026 at 7:58 AM
take some vitamin D you sun deficient piece of shit
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hey pigs don’t speak latin we’ve been lied to
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
hey pigs don’t speak latin we’ve been lied to
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Those who cringe at the word moist may wish to join the wetness protection program.
January 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Those who cringe at the word moist may wish to join the wetness protection program.