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Roxy
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The moon doesn't care. I love the moon.
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shiny distractions abound
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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If you're seeing this, it's a sign from the Universe to see this.
You're welcome.
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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If you hear moaning and groaning in the woods it's just me getting dragged back into the bog
January 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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I threw my tender heart in a blender for the new year. It seemed appropriate.
January 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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I think I could really get into being in absentia.
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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they said pick your poison, so i went with simple sugars
January 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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I very much enjoy writing things on sticky notes and never looking at them again
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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back in my day, beans used to be cool
January 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Clad in common rags and misconceptions.
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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If anyone sneezes then others respond with "bless you!" But after a cough, hiccup, or belch? Quiet indifference.
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Drove home through a watercolor twilight instead of the dark. Nice.
January 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Sigh…if it’s not one thing it’s 17 others
January 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Me: hi, how are you?

Customer: miserable

Me: well that's good
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Repeat after me: the fancy soaps aren't candy
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Remember aching for someone? That was cool and horrible.
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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the sunset through my balls✨🤣
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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*notices what you changed
about your look and kindly
compliments you about it*
January 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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I’m not “ruin your life” crazy, I’m “alien conspiracies and unorthodox lifestyle” crazy
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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I hope Bat Boy is somewhere safe during these trying times.
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Despite all my rage I'm still just gray, middle-aged
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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The baby.
January 5, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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*throws a tissue box at you
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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no no no no, dear stranger, the time for new year’s salutations has ended
January 5, 2026 at 6:31 PM