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@dopeshow.bsky.social
Cigarette butt collector, esquire.
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@dopeshow.bsky.social
· Nov 9
"I made gnocchi"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
I blame most of [gestures at everything] on Hydrologic Press ASMR Videos
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I blame most of [gestures at everything] on Hydrologic Press ASMR Videos
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Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Transferring my consciousness into a gas station pepperoni stick
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sorry draft folder, i will continue to word vomit and workshop my posts on the tl for all to see
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sorry draft folder, i will continue to word vomit and workshop my posts on the tl for all to see
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I'm so glad I'm not stressed at work anymore so I can be stressed at home
February 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I'm so glad I'm not stressed at work anymore so I can be stressed at home
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"look, if I could skate really fast, I'd win a gold medal too"
~ my (obviously) male colleague
~ my (obviously) male colleague
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"look, if I could skate really fast, I'd win a gold medal too"
~ my (obviously) male colleague
~ my (obviously) male colleague
Drafts folders are the gateway to typhoon cabinets
February 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Drafts folders are the gateway to typhoon cabinets
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fuck a safe word, what’s your dangerous word, what word will force us to enter combat mode
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
fuck a safe word, what’s your dangerous word, what word will force us to enter combat mode
I let people hurt my feelings exactly one time.. twice if they're cute.. 38 times if they have a nice laugh.. definitely no more than 62 times tho
February 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I let people hurt my feelings exactly one time.. twice if they're cute.. 38 times if they have a nice laugh.. definitely no more than 62 times tho
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Pushing hints in the game of life.
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Pushing hints in the game of life.
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what horny baker named it pound cake
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 AM
what horny baker named it pound cake
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*first day at my new marketing job*
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
*first day at my new marketing job*
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
Me: Toblertwo
Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
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As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
As a child I ate the flesh-colored crayola and this is my cannibal origin story.
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Don’t look now but I’m having a good nipple day
February 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Don’t look now but I’m having a good nipple day
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[*montage of me spotting my reflection and slowly falling in love*]
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
[*montage of me spotting my reflection and slowly falling in love*]
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the masculine urge to protect what I love
January 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
the masculine urge to protect what I love
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I wish I could afford wet food for every meal
February 9, 2026 at 7:05 AM
I wish I could afford wet food for every meal
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Can you tell the universe that I’m done learning lessons
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Can you tell the universe that I’m done learning lessons
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I just want to be part of a world that wants me around
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I just want to be part of a world that wants me around
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I got Irreverent Internet Comedians and that's all I care about
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I got Irreverent Internet Comedians and that's all I care about
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My weekends last six minutes but holding a 60 second plank lasts three to five business days.
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
My weekends last six minutes but holding a 60 second plank lasts three to five business days.
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They should make a snooze button that hits you in the throat
February 7, 2026 at 7:34 PM
They should make a snooze button that hits you in the throat
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I don't want to be buried. Or cremated. I want my cats to feast upon my corpse
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I don't want to be buried. Or cremated. I want my cats to feast upon my corpse
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Guy about to invent carpet: I wish there was a way to trap more dust, mold, and bugs in my home
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Guy about to invent carpet: I wish there was a way to trap more dust, mold, and bugs in my home
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I texted my mom "was that Pedro Pascal??" and she said "he always has stars in the casita"
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I texted my mom "was that Pedro Pascal??" and she said "he always has stars in the casita"
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
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People who only watch the Superbowl for the commercials discovering YouTube: HOLY SHIT
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
People who only watch the Superbowl for the commercials discovering YouTube: HOLY SHIT