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@dopeshow.bsky.social
Cigarette butt collector, esquire.
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@dopeshow.bsky.social
· Nov 9
"I made gnocchi"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
"It's gnocchi"
"That's what I said, gnocchi"
"GNOCCHI!!"
"I think we should see other people"
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But what if dolphins are evil?
December 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
But what if dolphins are evil?
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People who notice cool birds are better lovers everybody knows that
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
People who notice cool birds are better lovers everybody knows that
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If I have oats for breakfast, it's going to be "steel cut" oats because I'm a man💪
December 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If I have oats for breakfast, it's going to be "steel cut" oats because I'm a man💪
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I hate when flossing produces something I didn't know I ate.
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I hate when flossing produces something I didn't know I ate.
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like this post to disappear into the void
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
like this post to disappear into the void
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There’s always that one cousin who emerges from the shadows long after all the other family members have gone home
December 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
There’s always that one cousin who emerges from the shadows long after all the other family members have gone home
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Adding an asterisk to every post with IT'S A FUCKING JOKE, YOU DWEEB at the bottom.
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Adding an asterisk to every post with IT'S A FUCKING JOKE, YOU DWEEB at the bottom.
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Happy Discount Advent Calendar Day, for those who celebrate.
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Happy Discount Advent Calendar Day, for those who celebrate.
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Lovely meal! For dessert I'll have my butthole. Just a little lick for taste.
~ cats
~ cats
December 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Lovely meal! For dessert I'll have my butthole. Just a little lick for taste.
~ cats
~ cats
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my cousin anthony just quit his job at a rideshare company. he’s exuberant
December 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my cousin anthony just quit his job at a rideshare company. he’s exuberant
You don't know me but I write all the dialogue for stuck in a dryer porn
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You don't know me but I write all the dialogue for stuck in a dryer porn
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Kids got me a t-shirt that says, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood.”
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Kids got me a t-shirt that says, “Probably One of the Top 25 Dads in the Neighborhood.”
Sure sex is great, but have you ever made it through December where you no longer have to move the elves?
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Sure sex is great, but have you ever made it through December where you no longer have to move the elves?
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Was filled with so much Christmas spirit, I had to wake up and pee twice last night
December 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Was filled with so much Christmas spirit, I had to wake up and pee twice last night
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Hmm I should probably start my Christmas shopping
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Hmm I should probably start my Christmas shopping
Reminding my kids that Santa's preferred snack is three fingers of Jim Beam, a cheese plate, and one large slice of caramel flan
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reminding my kids that Santa's preferred snack is three fingers of Jim Beam, a cheese plate, and one large slice of caramel flan
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*Santa & Jesus approach each other in a hallway and Jesus knocks the list out of Santa's hands as they pass*
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*Santa & Jesus approach each other in a hallway and Jesus knocks the list out of Santa's hands as they pass*
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I see you. You're doing the best you can and I'm cheering for you ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I see you. You're doing the best you can and I'm cheering for you ❤️
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My account was hacked by someone who didn't like shitposting
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My account was hacked by someone who didn't like shitposting
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cookie dough: 4 hours to chill
me: 4 hours of proving i cannot
me: 4 hours of proving i cannot
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
cookie dough: 4 hours to chill
me: 4 hours of proving i cannot
me: 4 hours of proving i cannot
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merry christmas bluesky
please form a line to the left for makeouts, and one to the right for high-fives. if we keep things moving everyone can hit both lines pretty quickly
please form a line to the left for makeouts, and one to the right for high-fives. if we keep things moving everyone can hit both lines pretty quickly
December 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
merry christmas bluesky
please form a line to the left for makeouts, and one to the right for high-fives. if we keep things moving everyone can hit both lines pretty quickly
please form a line to the left for makeouts, and one to the right for high-fives. if we keep things moving everyone can hit both lines pretty quickly
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there is too much internet
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
there is too much internet
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All I want for Christmas is a non nutritive cereal varnish. Preferably semi-permeable and non-osmotic.
December 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
All I want for Christmas is a non nutritive cereal varnish. Preferably semi-permeable and non-osmotic.
In my culture, farting with your armpit is a rite of passage symbolizing strength and vitality
December 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
In my culture, farting with your armpit is a rite of passage symbolizing strength and vitality
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An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
An advent calendar for every month besides December, where you get a little treat each day because life is hard