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"I made gnocchi"

"It's gnocchi"

"That's what I said, gnocchi"

"GNOCCHI!!"

"I think we should see other people"
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I would venture to guess that most people that say they are libertarians don't actually know what libertarians are and have probably never seen a Japanese raccoon dog either.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Using a baguette to reach the snacks that are too high up to reach in the cupboard
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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sending love and understanding to all my fellow veterans today
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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It’s been a long day, pass the cursed amulet
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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[watching an animal do literally anything]

omg I love when they do this
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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My gasts are completely flabbered.
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Me as a therapist: Sweep the leg!
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I taught my parrot to say ‘help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.’ SPCA is here. worth it.
February 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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cmon one of us must have enough money to start an app just for shitposters
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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a girl should not have to work if it’s misty. She should be allowed to wander the moors wailing as nature intended
November 12, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Sometimes I text random numbers with pictures of old grey hamburger meat and ask, "is this still ok to eat?"
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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You're at Guns.

I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The world is stressful, get the expensive vibrator
July 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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mid cow disease
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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telling myself i deserve a joint every time i complete a simple task
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Watching Memento, a Remembrance Day tradition
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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sitting in an Amazon box so my cats will think I’m sooooo precious
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I have a mild cold, so I'll be slowly dying in bed for the next three days.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Moms: Did she poop?

Dads: Yes

Moms: How was it?

Dads: Fine, normal

Moms: Hard? Soft? Colour? Texture? Ph balance? What is wrong with you! Did you even taste it?
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Girls only want one thing and it's an unholy alliance with the seagulls
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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at your party fingering the strings of this bad boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM