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sophia ♥️
@sophamir.bsky.social
she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶

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Happy belated Halloween!!
This zombie apocalypse short story is available wherever you get your ebooks!

I hope you like it and if you don't, don't tell me, I'm so serious about that.

Happy reading 😈
have you heard of coffee, pretty neat
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
cdc recommends you be rich, ya loser
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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In a couple of weeks I'll get to have jellied cranberry sauce from a can, as nature intended
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
girl who stays up past 1am doing your nails and then takes you to the airport at 5am
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
"why would a man be there" is my favorite phrase / life philosophy right now
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
she fell asleep while I was doing this one so I was hauling ass trying to finish so she could sleep in bed before her trip lmaooo
hand two! a bit rushed lol
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
for a girl that says she doesn't like to cook, I do be cooking a lot for my people
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I'm so glad my mashed potato post is what made you follow me, it's a more accurate representation of who I am and what my priorities are
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
hand two! a bit rushed lol
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
hand one done
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
spirited away themed manicure tonite queen 👀👀
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
why are men commenting on this
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
oh so our politics are still the worst. perfect.
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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It’s me and my weighted blanket against the world
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
cdc recommends giving up
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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the CDC is recommending that you die. idk why, i didn't ask
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
need a true detective type show
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
kentucky fried french fries
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I would bet, in general, men's experience dating on Twitter is better than women's experience dating on Twitter lol
I met my wife on twitter which used to be a good dating app lol the actual “apps” were the pits
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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you look very short next to your truck
November 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
if you follow me on your sexy alt you have to tell me those are the rules
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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This up there with “fucking the text man for texts” and
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM