mr. cannoli
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mr. cannoli
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· May 6
welcome to sexual twilight zone
paradox games makes very complicated mad libs
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 AM
paradox games makes very complicated mad libs
they did a Mussolini to peach and toad
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
they did a Mussolini to peach and toad
ck3 is the most interesting boring game of all time
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 AM
ck3 is the most interesting boring game of all time
praying for my brother donkey kong and the people of Bonerland...
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
praying for my brother donkey kong and the people of Bonerland...
more like the black... death... actually thats a pretty good name
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
more like the black... death... actually thats a pretty good name
oh god im so fucked, its right on my ass. i hoped getting through these mountains would be a wall of safety but its already ripped through byzantium and is coming in from every angle. its like 400 years before this is suppose to happen, no resistance anywhere
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
oh god im so fucked, its right on my ass. i hoped getting through these mountains would be a wall of safety but its already ripped through byzantium and is coming in from every angle. its like 400 years before this is suppose to happen, no resistance anywhere
it just started so there is hope
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
it just started so there is hope
don't know what i expected when i randomized the black death spawn but i was kinda hoping it would still kill white people
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 AM
don't know what i expected when i randomized the black death spawn but i was kinda hoping it would still kill white people
my shitty chudler existence
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
my shitty chudler existence
need a new word to call my cheugy fuckass unc life
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
need a new word to call my cheugy fuckass unc life
my drafts are the ears of the entire world
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
my drafts are the ears of the entire world
will you all be my 39000 valentines
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
will you all be my 39000 valentines
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Who cries about something so incredibly funny?
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Who cries about something so incredibly funny?
my one regret is all of my children
February 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
my one regret is all of my children
i'm not going to be able to take china... didn't kill enough of my male heirs...
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i'm not going to be able to take china... didn't kill enough of my male heirs...
starting from the french coast i made it to sri lanka at 94 years old and then fucking died
February 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
starting from the french coast i made it to sri lanka at 94 years old and then fucking died
and tiny tim, who DID NOT watch the alternate super bowl half time show
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 AM
and tiny tim, who DID NOT watch the alternate super bowl half time show
yeah you just gotta shoot her in the ass with a bow and arrow and then she falls for you, thats the lore anyway
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 AM
yeah you just gotta shoot her in the ass with a bow and arrow and then she falls for you, thats the lore anyway
let's all go to the super bowl and rush the field and show our penis
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
let's all go to the super bowl and rush the field and show our penis
i'm new in town... some kind of struggle going on here... Odin help me i'm in Iran
February 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
i'm new in town... some kind of struggle going on here... Odin help me i'm in Iran
i am doing varangian conquest trying to get to sri lanka and then china
February 8, 2026 at 3:05 AM
i am doing varangian conquest trying to get to sri lanka and then china
im introducing woke to scandinavia
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
im introducing woke to scandinavia
sure have a lot of car for someone with no where to go
February 8, 2026 at 1:37 AM
sure have a lot of car for someone with no where to go
soups and sandwiches are a kind of technology
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
soups and sandwiches are a kind of technology
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i can't wait to get bigger pants so that i can eat more food
February 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
i can't wait to get bigger pants so that i can eat more food