Cricket, Offensive Misandrist
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Gold star bisexual. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
Protect trans kids 🔪 🔪 🔪
Protect trans kids 🔪 🔪 🔪
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happy valentine's day i just edited your contact info to change your last name from "feeld" to 🍑💦
February 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
happy valentine's day i just edited your contact info to change your last name from "feeld" to 🍑💦
look upon my tits ye mighty and tremble
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
look upon my tits ye mighty and tremble
midwinter mood swings go between "I am a god i am the center of the universe look upon my tits ye mighty and tremble" and "I haven't perceived sunlight in 48 hours."
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
midwinter mood swings go between "I am a god i am the center of the universe look upon my tits ye mighty and tremble" and "I haven't perceived sunlight in 48 hours."
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Gorgeous babes make the world go ‘round
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Gorgeous babes make the world go ‘round
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Remember when Brett Kavanaugh went all menopausal on the Senate
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Remember when Brett Kavanaugh went all menopausal on the Senate
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i put my words out there for anyone to see and woo boy let me tell you i should not
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
i put my words out there for anyone to see and woo boy let me tell you i should not
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[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
Men sliding into the DMs: 😑🙄🥱😒
Women/enbies sliding into the DMs: 🥳😍🥰😘
Women/enbies sliding into the DMs: 🥳😍🥰😘
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Men sliding into the DMs: 😑🙄🥱😒
Women/enbies sliding into the DMs: 🥳😍🥰😘
Women/enbies sliding into the DMs: 🥳😍🥰😘
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you should post your tits even more actually
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
you should post your tits even more actually
god i love not being married
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
god i love not being married
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You don’t have to buy my affection, but I’d certainly love you more if you did.
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
You don’t have to buy my affection, but I’d certainly love you more if you did.
Is there anything cuter on this planet than a seven year old boy walking around all morning with a stuffed monkey tucked underneath his arm
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Is there anything cuter on this planet than a seven year old boy walking around all morning with a stuffed monkey tucked underneath his arm
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Can anyone help me get a few more nights in a hotel?
If im on the streets I would die, it would be over.
If im on the streets I would die, it would be over.
For reasons beyond my control im back in a hotel, the house i was in wasnae safe.
I have two nights i need to make £35 a night just to survive. X
PP; Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
I have two nights i need to make £35 a night just to survive. X
PP; Tinasmithzef51@gmail.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Can anyone help me get a few more nights in a hotel?
If im on the streets I would die, it would be over.
If im on the streets I would die, it would be over.
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What if I just lay dow in a shallow ditch and never get back up haha
February 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
What if I just lay dow in a shallow ditch and never get back up haha
it most assuredly is not
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
it most assuredly is not
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Picking at the scabs on my heart because I am nothing if not incredibly foolish.
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Picking at the scabs on my heart because I am nothing if not incredibly foolish.
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*slowly sliding my besocked foot into the fur lined croc held by the prince’s assistant*
June 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
*slowly sliding my besocked foot into the fur lined croc held by the prince’s assistant*
“Mama if you mix orange and yellow you get orangeyellow and if you mix red and orange you get redorange!”
-My seven year old, on color theory
-My seven year old, on color theory
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
“Mama if you mix orange and yellow you get orangeyellow and if you mix red and orange you get redorange!”
-My seven year old, on color theory
-My seven year old, on color theory
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“Can I have some cooked bread?”
- my seven year old, forgetting the word “toast”
- my seven year old, forgetting the word “toast”
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
“Can I have some cooked bread?”
- my seven year old, forgetting the word “toast”
- my seven year old, forgetting the word “toast”
today is a great day to be a slutty bisexual
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
today is a great day to be a slutty bisexual
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I’m not a magician but I do have a pretty magical touch
February 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I’m not a magician but I do have a pretty magical touch
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lie back and let me take care of you baby (I unhinge my jaw and consume your entire body)
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
lie back and let me take care of you baby (I unhinge my jaw and consume your entire body)