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@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Gold star bisexual. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
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@manicpanic.bsky.social
· Feb 13
I bet if I sexted with that asteroid I could make it come pretty fast
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living on the edge is sexting with 5% phone battery
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
living on the edge is sexting with 5% phone battery
All my women friends decide they’re in love with these dudes in like 3 weeks
Like girl you don’t know this man. Let them prove themselves before you let yourself fall like that.
Like girl you don’t know this man. Let them prove themselves before you let yourself fall like that.
December 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
All my women friends decide they’re in love with these dudes in like 3 weeks
Like girl you don’t know this man. Let them prove themselves before you let yourself fall like that.
Like girl you don’t know this man. Let them prove themselves before you let yourself fall like that.
Trying to get in touch with my Irish Catholic roots by experimenting with passive aggression
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trying to get in touch with my Irish Catholic roots by experimenting with passive aggression
New Year’s resolution:
tell at least one man a day to shut the fuck up
tell at least one man a day to shut the fuck up
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
New Year’s resolution:
tell at least one man a day to shut the fuck up
tell at least one man a day to shut the fuck up
Okay FINE I’ll watch Heated Rivalry
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Okay FINE I’ll watch Heated Rivalry
Your reply guys are annoying me
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Your reply guys are annoying me
Fuck dry January I’m doing wet January.
That means exactly what you think it means.
That means exactly what you think it means.
December 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Fuck dry January I’m doing wet January.
That means exactly what you think it means.
That means exactly what you think it means.
Don’t make me an optimist
You will ruin my life
You will ruin my life
Considering breaking my own heart and watching Fleabag again
December 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Don’t make me an optimist
You will ruin my life
You will ruin my life
Considering breaking my own heart and watching Fleabag again
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Considering breaking my own heart and watching Fleabag again
My mother loves to try to chime in with her input while I’m in the middle of trying to parent and when I say “please stop” apparently I’m the huge asshole
December 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My mother loves to try to chime in with her input while I’m in the middle of trying to parent and when I say “please stop” apparently I’m the huge asshole
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Is she crazy or is she from Florida
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Is she crazy or is she from Florida
My favorite thing is when I’m talking to my mom about something shitty that happened in my childhood and she has to one-up me about something shitty that happened to her doing my childhood
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My favorite thing is when I’m talking to my mom about something shitty that happened in my childhood and she has to one-up me about something shitty that happened to her doing my childhood
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When you add up all the separate tribulations you end up paying for you might as well die and go to cable 🏆👑 Congratulations @manicpanic.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
No free trials for me thanks I already have enough trials to deal with
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When you add up all the separate tribulations you end up paying for you might as well die and go to cable 🏆👑 Congratulations @manicpanic.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
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my follow backs are vibe based idk what you want from me
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
my follow backs are vibe based idk what you want from me
No free trials for me thanks I already have enough trials to deal with
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
No free trials for me thanks I already have enough trials to deal with
Partner changed my name in their phone to “Stryker” because of the way I keep spilling drinks all over myself 💅🏻
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Partner changed my name in their phone to “Stryker” because of the way I keep spilling drinks all over myself 💅🏻
Real talk I’m heading into a holiday nightmare folks. Four days of physical and emotional chaos. Dread in the pit of my stomach.
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Real talk I’m heading into a holiday nightmare folks. Four days of physical and emotional chaos. Dread in the pit of my stomach.
Making the Yuletide bisexual this year
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Making the Yuletide bisexual this year
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People who have to carry around the weight of their big heavy boobs all day shouldn’t have to pay taxes
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
People who have to carry around the weight of their big heavy boobs all day shouldn’t have to pay taxes
Not to be vain but goddamn there is something so gratifying about someone 20 years younger than you telling you you’re stunning that just hits different
December 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Not to be vain but goddamn there is something so gratifying about someone 20 years younger than you telling you you’re stunning that just hits different
Just restrained myself from texting while drunk I should get a Nobel peace prize
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just restrained myself from texting while drunk I should get a Nobel peace prize
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I think humans are meant to lie in bed with the love of their life all winter.
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I think humans are meant to lie in bed with the love of their life all winter.
lol someone (a white man) in this bar just tried to start a sentence with “to his credit” re: Jake Paul and I just shut him down with “that man deserves zero credit for literally anything”
Interrupting white dudes before they can say stupid shit is my superpower
Interrupting white dudes before they can say stupid shit is my superpower
December 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
lol someone (a white man) in this bar just tried to start a sentence with “to his credit” re: Jake Paul and I just shut him down with “that man deserves zero credit for literally anything”
Interrupting white dudes before they can say stupid shit is my superpower
Interrupting white dudes before they can say stupid shit is my superpower
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Yes clearly there's a problem in our culture with taking precautions and getting tested too much. Why even wear masks, by the way? Let's get rid of seatbelts, we could roll back all safety regulations while we're at it. Maybe start handing guns out to kids. Don't check if you have STIs it's a scam.
i don't want to contribute to the pile on so please do not tag anyone in my mentions, but I think that the social purpose of getting tested for STIs is to prevent spreading them. So if you're a non-cheating monogamous person, there's not really a public health reason to get tested.
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yes clearly there's a problem in our culture with taking precautions and getting tested too much. Why even wear masks, by the way? Let's get rid of seatbelts, we could roll back all safety regulations while we're at it. Maybe start handing guns out to kids. Don't check if you have STIs it's a scam.