𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
@fleurkenstein.bsky.social
#YNWA
i like moss
this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
alt text or die
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i like moss
this account is dedicated to my ongoing feud with life
alt text or die
pfp: woman taking a sunset pic
banner: fortnite selfie
Pinned
Upsetting my family by asking if they want ‘bread lube’ on their sandwiches.
we don’t do whataboutery for paedophiles.
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
we don’t do whataboutery for paedophiles.
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rip anne boleyn you would have loved salon quality shampoos and conditioners
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
rip anne boleyn you would have loved salon quality shampoos and conditioners
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...is there a lord marmalade?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
...is there a lord marmalade?
How do we feel about ginger Dracula, not good not bally good at all
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
How do we feel about ginger Dracula, not good not bally good at all
Moisturising is just basting yourself to be tender for life
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Moisturising is just basting yourself to be tender for life
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My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
Oh
Every friend group has that one friend that's just a ghost that hasn't figured out they're dead yet. If you don't know who in your friend group is the ghost then I'm sorry buddy but I've got some bad news for you...
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh
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Everything is awful but the earth is still so magical.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Everything is awful but the earth is still so magical.
brekkie & lunch no foods r verboten ❎
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
brekkie & lunch no foods r verboten ❎
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I've run out of time to do anything the right way.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I've run out of time to do anything the right way.
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Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
Day one million of daytime telly while I convalesce into insanity
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Day one million of daytime telly while I convalesce into insanity
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⚠️🆘⚠️
„We're suffering greatly
and surviving on what you provide.
We're not looking for wealth.
We just want to live.
Donate now & Repost.
Your donation means a lot to us“
_ Adham Madi
Urgent️, help Adham's family in Gaza
tinyurl.com/HelpAdhamsFa...
„We're suffering greatly
and surviving on what you provide.
We're not looking for wealth.
We just want to live.
Donate now & Repost.
Your donation means a lot to us“
_ Adham Madi
Urgent️, help Adham's family in Gaza
tinyurl.com/HelpAdhamsFa...
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
⚠️🆘⚠️
„We're suffering greatly
and surviving on what you provide.
We're not looking for wealth.
We just want to live.
Donate now & Repost.
Your donation means a lot to us“
_ Adham Madi
Urgent️, help Adham's family in Gaza
tinyurl.com/HelpAdhamsFa...
„We're suffering greatly
and surviving on what you provide.
We're not looking for wealth.
We just want to live.
Donate now & Repost.
Your donation means a lot to us“
_ Adham Madi
Urgent️, help Adham's family in Gaza
tinyurl.com/HelpAdhamsFa...
cloud watch☁️
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
cloud watch☁️
chatting to someone who genuinely called him ‘Adult Hitler’ for a period of time.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
chatting to someone who genuinely called him ‘Adult Hitler’ for a period of time.
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mr gorbachev, i just sat on my balls
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
mr gorbachev, i just sat on my balls
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This is not an emergency fundraising situation or anything, but work has a new policy that you can't make up holiday hours so I'm gonna be short 2/4 weeks this month. I have a bunch of prints available, and as per usual, there's a big sale on: www.inprnt.com/gallery/kati...
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is not an emergency fundraising situation or anything, but work has a new policy that you can't make up holiday hours so I'm gonna be short 2/4 weeks this month. I have a bunch of prints available, and as per usual, there's a big sale on: www.inprnt.com/gallery/kati...
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Look I want to support the youth but these Young Goths are not it. You guys should be cosplaying Victorian-era consumption vibes, not anime-inspired clown goth lite. You can be goth or you can be Juggalo, there is no in-between.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Look I want to support the youth but these Young Goths are not it. You guys should be cosplaying Victorian-era consumption vibes, not anime-inspired clown goth lite. You can be goth or you can be Juggalo, there is no in-between.
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Do you ever think about how there’s infinite different versions of you that exist in people’s minds cuz everyone perceives you differently and in some people’s minds you don’t exist at all
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Do you ever think about how there’s infinite different versions of you that exist in people’s minds cuz everyone perceives you differently and in some people’s minds you don’t exist at all
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*cut to live video of my kidney gently weeping during my paralysing inertia and rage about needing to pee which could be easily solved by just peeing*
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*cut to live video of my kidney gently weeping during my paralysing inertia and rage about needing to pee which could be easily solved by just peeing*
really the thing that angers me the most about the ageing process is the amount i need to piss. Time can be judged by the time I’m not pissing or brewing piss or needing a piss and it’s all very about piss.
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
really the thing that angers me the most about the ageing process is the amount i need to piss. Time can be judged by the time I’m not pissing or brewing piss or needing a piss and it’s all very about piss.
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Tilda Swinton is the last person on Earth, having solely survived the apocalypse. A tumbleweed rolls by. She picks it up and eats it. 'Delicious,' she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into the night.
June 8, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Tilda Swinton is the last person on Earth, having solely survived the apocalypse. A tumbleweed rolls by. She picks it up and eats it. 'Delicious,' she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into the night.
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The sixth stage of grief is **HONK**
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The sixth stage of grief is **HONK**