Pinned
one foot in a fairy tale, and the other in the abyss
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Your dad’s favourite boob avi.
January 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Your dad’s favourite boob avi.
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full sugar whipped cream on my banana this morning, then I will run circles around my desk until they send me home
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
full sugar whipped cream on my banana this morning, then I will run circles around my desk until they send me home
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January is like a never ending Monday.
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
January is like a never ending Monday.
nice post dude what’s your diagnosis
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
nice post dude what’s your diagnosis
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It’s not that I’m afraid of feelings it’s just that I’m an ugly crier
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
It’s not that I’m afraid of feelings it’s just that I’m an ugly crier
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I like french fries more than I like people.
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I like french fries more than I like people.
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They’re less my kids than on-demand scapegoats for when my wife accuses me of loading the dishwasher wrong.
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
They’re less my kids than on-demand scapegoats for when my wife accuses me of loading the dishwasher wrong.
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Sorry I got medieval when we were playing UNO.
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Sorry I got medieval when we were playing UNO.
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wake me up when it’s hammer time again
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
wake me up when it’s hammer time again
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quick, before the alcohol wears off, tell them how you really feel
January 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
quick, before the alcohol wears off, tell them how you really feel
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This day in history. 1493. Christopher Columbus spotted three manatees taking them for misshapen mermaids: "Ooo look at that one Bartalo, she reminds me of my Uncle Rocco the bare-knuckle boxer."
January 9, 2026 at 9:32 AM
This day in history. 1493. Christopher Columbus spotted three manatees taking them for misshapen mermaids: "Ooo look at that one Bartalo, she reminds me of my Uncle Rocco the bare-knuckle boxer."
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I judge my days solely on whether or not I murdered anyone.
January 9, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I judge my days solely on whether or not I murdered anyone.
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It's really difficult to enjoy social media at the moment.
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
It's really difficult to enjoy social media at the moment.
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It’s okay to take your anxiety meds about it, friends
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It’s okay to take your anxiety meds about it, friends
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*puts glasses on*
*looks around*
*takes glasses off*
*looks around*
*takes glasses off*
January 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
*puts glasses on*
*looks around*
*takes glasses off*
*looks around*
*takes glasses off*
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Buying a book after not yet reading any of the five I bought last week, as a little treat.
August 29, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Buying a book after not yet reading any of the five I bought last week, as a little treat.
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I finally went into a pawn shop and was surprised to learn they had just about everything except pawns.
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I finally went into a pawn shop and was surprised to learn they had just about everything except pawns.
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Me *laying in my coffin, dead*
My husband: yeah so what’s the plan for dinner?
My husband: yeah so what’s the plan for dinner?
November 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Me *laying in my coffin, dead*
My husband: yeah so what’s the plan for dinner?
My husband: yeah so what’s the plan for dinner?
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There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s unless you’re married
December 8, 2024 at 2:46 PM
There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s unless you’re married
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I don’t know how to explain it, but I’m convinced Steve Buscemi is a powerhouse in bed.
November 19, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I don’t know how to explain it, but I’m convinced Steve Buscemi is a powerhouse in bed.
it’s lovely how laughter just loosens the mind, opens the curtains
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
it’s lovely how laughter just loosens the mind, opens the curtains
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Good things are on the horizon*
*there’s a spliff on my windowsill
*there’s a spliff on my windowsill
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Good things are on the horizon*
*there’s a spliff on my windowsill
*there’s a spliff on my windowsill
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The wind blowing the fresh powder out of the trees causes little whiteouts, it’s pretty
January 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The wind blowing the fresh powder out of the trees causes little whiteouts, it’s pretty
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Thanks for putting Comedian after your name so I know.
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Thanks for putting Comedian after your name so I know.
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Is clusterfuck one word or two? I wanna get the past experiences part of this resume perfect.
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Is clusterfuck one word or two? I wanna get the past experiences part of this resume perfect.