Pinned
one foot in a fairy tale, and the other in the abyss
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Unconditional love. Exactly the same as regular love, just with added butt stuff.
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Unconditional love. Exactly the same as regular love, just with added butt stuff.
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bsky has small town energy
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
bsky has small town energy
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I don’t know,luvs
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I don’t know,luvs
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
Maybe eat a girl salad whilst syncing up our cycles and carrying a sword about it
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My check engine light has been on since 1992
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
My check engine light has been on since 1992
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A new year seems a bit excessive, I’d like it to be gently used.
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A new year seems a bit excessive, I’d like it to be gently used.
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Sorry I’m late and regret coming
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Sorry I’m late and regret coming
you’re already being perceived so do whatever you want to do
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
you’re already being perceived so do whatever you want to do
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Cheesy potatoes on a snowy day, one of life’s simple pleasures. If it wasn’t such a heavy meal I’d be out there frolicking
January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Cheesy potatoes on a snowy day, one of life’s simple pleasures. If it wasn’t such a heavy meal I’d be out there frolicking
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Haiku is a cross
Between poetry and math
Satan’s handiwork
Between poetry and math
Satan’s handiwork
July 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Haiku is a cross
Between poetry and math
Satan’s handiwork
Between poetry and math
Satan’s handiwork
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A house divided against itself is 1 with no remainder.
January 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A house divided against itself is 1 with no remainder.
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Them: what’s your retirement plan?
Me: you mean death?
Me: you mean death?
January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Them: what’s your retirement plan?
Me: you mean death?
Me: you mean death?
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After looking in the mirror, I reluctantly admit that ingénue is no longer a career option.
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 AM
After looking in the mirror, I reluctantly admit that ingénue is no longer a career option.
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*during sex*
Your socks don’t match.
Your socks don’t match.
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
*during sex*
Your socks don’t match.
Your socks don’t match.
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Horny for it all to be over.
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Horny for it all to be over.
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drafts: yesterday’s posts, today
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
drafts: yesterday’s posts, today
just wanna go to Italy and relax for a century
January 6, 2026 at 9:57 PM
just wanna go to Italy and relax for a century
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the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: stupidity
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
the fifth horseman of the apocalypse: stupidity
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I haven’t read the news today but I did note that Luke’s Liquors was poppin at 11:15 on a Tuesday morning
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I haven’t read the news today but I did note that Luke’s Liquors was poppin at 11:15 on a Tuesday morning
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does the fact that im wearing my bathrobe at the grocery store intimidate you?
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
does the fact that im wearing my bathrobe at the grocery store intimidate you?
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*flirting*
I’d watch you go to the bathroom.
I’d watch you go to the bathroom.
January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
*flirting*
I’d watch you go to the bathroom.
I’d watch you go to the bathroom.
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Garlic, butter and bread is my holy trinity.
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Garlic, butter and bread is my holy trinity.
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*looking around* i was an honor roll student for this?
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
*looking around* i was an honor roll student for this?
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Back in the saddle, but my ass is chapped.
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Back in the saddle, but my ass is chapped.
does drinking rum before noon make you a pirate
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
does drinking rum before noon make you a pirate