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@hatesnicethings.bsky.social
· Nov 9
I’m like if an inappropriately timed boner was wearing a men’s oversized shawl cardigan.
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Things I have air fried this week instead of getting help
- chicken cordon bleu
- chicken tikka samosas
- chicken nuggets
- chicken cordon bleu
- chicken tikka samosas
- chicken nuggets
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Things I have air fried this week instead of getting help
- chicken cordon bleu
- chicken tikka samosas
- chicken nuggets
- chicken cordon bleu
- chicken tikka samosas
- chicken nuggets
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ok, whatever, where’s my pipe
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
ok, whatever, where’s my pipe
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I’m afraid when my life flashes before my eyes it’ll just say “redacted”
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I’m afraid when my life flashes before my eyes it’ll just say “redacted”
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does drinking rum before noon make you a pirate
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
does drinking rum before noon make you a pirate
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if you wanna see some chaos while sewing, i may hem . folks,,
January 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
if you wanna see some chaos while sewing, i may hem . folks,,
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am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
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Delirious from complete mental exhaustion.
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Delirious from complete mental exhaustion.
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you know when love songs sound stupid because they’re written for a version of you that doesn’t exist. yeah. that. only here.
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
you know when love songs sound stupid because they’re written for a version of you that doesn’t exist. yeah. that. only here.
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I give 37% less fucks than yesterday but 12% more than tomorrow!
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 AM
I give 37% less fucks than yesterday but 12% more than tomorrow!
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My initial impressions of Bluesky this morning: Extremely horny and devastatingly freaked out.
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 PM
My initial impressions of Bluesky this morning: Extremely horny and devastatingly freaked out.
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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And for my next trick I’ll go back to bed
March 18, 2024 at 11:05 AM
And for my next trick I’ll go back to bed
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something about watching the fall of the American Empire while still having to mow the yard seems unfair.
January 6, 2026 at 12:19 PM
something about watching the fall of the American Empire while still having to mow the yard seems unfair.
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The internet is basically people liking things and other people saying those things suck.
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
The internet is basically people liking things and other people saying those things suck.
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Post-it note fort will be ready soon. I'd say take note, but I'm using those.
January 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Post-it note fort will be ready soon. I'd say take note, but I'm using those.
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nothing says sweater boner like a turtleneck.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
nothing says sweater boner like a turtleneck.
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where’s the manual on how to restore myself to factory settings
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
where’s the manual on how to restore myself to factory settings
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Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
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im a secret menu item
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
im a secret menu item
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join me in this trench and rest
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
join me in this trench and rest
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shiny distractions abound
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
shiny distractions abound
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so if an AI tells you to do dumb shit, and you do it, who is actually dumber?
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
so if an AI tells you to do dumb shit, and you do it, who is actually dumber?
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I'm not a maybe, and neither are you
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I'm not a maybe, and neither are you
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"So, how did you die?"
"I fucked up breathing."
"I fucked up breathing."
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
"So, how did you die?"
"I fucked up breathing."
"I fucked up breathing."
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the water department is sending something up the pipes to get me
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
the water department is sending something up the pipes to get me