Idle
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
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I’m not right for everybody, but I’m usually right about everybody.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m not right for everybody, but I’m usually right about everybody.
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
Sometimes I forget to say something.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sometimes I forget to say something.
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*getting hit in the face with a shovel
My god, I love you.
My god, I love you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
*getting hit in the face with a shovel
My god, I love you.
My god, I love you.
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What if we made out in the chip aisle of the grocery store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
What if we made out in the chip aisle of the grocery store.
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what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 AM
what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store
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Don’t make me per my last email you
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don’t make me per my last email you
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I've run out of time to do anything the right way.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I've run out of time to do anything the right way.
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I am just 3 deleted accounts in a trench coat
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I am just 3 deleted accounts in a trench coat
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i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i didnt drop it like its hot i dropped it because im clumsy
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I’ve had my underwear on backwards all day in case you were wondering how my day was.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’ve had my underwear on backwards all day in case you were wondering how my day was.
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I hope if I die I come back as a contagious pathogen
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I hope if I die I come back as a contagious pathogen
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exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
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starting a mosh pit with my emotions
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
starting a mosh pit with my emotions
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Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
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I want to turn into a smol house cat and not feel the weight of existence
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I want to turn into a smol house cat and not feel the weight of existence
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Wanna come over and throw Nutter Butter Peanut Butters in my mouth?..
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Wanna come over and throw Nutter Butter Peanut Butters in my mouth?..
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*clutches my imaginary pearls
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
*clutches my imaginary pearls
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I need to eat better and exercise more but I made chili cheese fries for dinner instead
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I need to eat better and exercise more but I made chili cheese fries for dinner instead
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She has a great pair of chromosomes
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
She has a great pair of chromosomes
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My shorts are too tight. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My shorts are too tight. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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what if being alive was free? that'd be petty cool
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
what if being alive was free? that'd be petty cool
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It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you
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It's not raining, for once, and the cat's posing in the garden like he's Burt Reynolds in that Cosmo centrefold.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's not raining, for once, and the cat's posing in the garden like he's Burt Reynolds in that Cosmo centrefold.
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In case you were wondering this is not going well.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In case you were wondering this is not going well.