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things and stuff. ai is dumb. open source guy. funny like a funeral.

Florida ‘till i die. which based on the current situation, might be relatively soon.

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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.
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Gavin Newsom is an absolute freak who is obsessed with trans girls and homeless people. If he wants normality in his life he should start by having the personal maturity of the median grocery store cashier
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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A great pleasure to visit Shysters, the only hot dog stand run by an IRS lawyer in a suit. Plus, he serves the "correct" hot dog Chicago style.
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Hi, my friend, comedian and creator of this meme passed away. To honor her memory, if you ever share this goofy ass meme, please credit Tiana Miller, most people never did. Pour one out for a legendary shitposter, people 🌈
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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…that’s literally how this works Debo.
Kalen DeBoer: "If this game applies to and takes away from our resume, I don't think that's right."
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Not without a cover letter it doesn’t, or so LinkedIn tells me.

Also, is that resume optimized for automatic resume parsing?
Ty Simpson on the CFP: "I'm not nervous at all.. the resume speaks for itself."
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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My holiday gift to you: three hours of the worst Christmas music known to humanity. Apple Music and Spotify links can be found at shitm.as
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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We all should
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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From the team that brought you Touching Fentanyl Can Get You High and Yes You Can Get AIDS From A Toilet Seat comes Painful Pot Vomiting Definitely Real
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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ALT TEXT - SHIRT'S AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I mean come on
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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these people aren't good at their jobs and im tired of their constant threats. fuck off
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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In D2 post-season action, the mighty Peacocks of Upper Iowa won the Albanese Candy Bowl, garnering them the coveted Leg Lamp Trophy! 🦚
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
August 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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attention everyone. we've got a live one here.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
wow ok it got real dusty in here real fast.
Saturday Sweetness

Some shelters do something I love. They let the dog choose.

You sit in a quiet room. One dog walks in. No pressure. No scripts. The dog decides who feels safe.

A tiny reminder that sometimes the best connections happen when we let ourselves be chosen 🥹🫶🏻
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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“AI wearables”
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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We’re shifting from glasses that make you into a legless cartoon character to pervert glasses you can use to record hotties on the subway without their consent. This is worth 2.5 trillion dollars
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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People who don't like me keep replying to me, then blocking me immediately after.

Sweeties, I can't read your little reply when you block me. If you're going to engage in a flame war, you need to have a basic understanding of how the artillery works.
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Olive Garden Family Bowl sounds pretty good honestly
Kind of astounding that Olive Garden has never sponsored a bowl game
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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i started typing “i” and the suggested text was “ruined my life” so i guess my phone is pretty smart
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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When I was a kid Hercules was one of my favorite wrestlers and I didn’t have the words to describe why but now I do: Steroids
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead, 1995)
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Avatar: The Way of Water, 2022)
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Drop Dead Fred, 1991)
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM