Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral.
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Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
· Oct 21
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
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need to get back in shape, haven’t been called “sport” since i was a kid
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
need to get back in shape, haven’t been called “sport” since i was a kid
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My little niece got a kid’s version of a smart watch. She’s been texting me non stop today. She’s about to learn how it feels to be blocked.
December 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My little niece got a kid’s version of a smart watch. She’s been texting me non stop today. She’s about to learn how it feels to be blocked.
I think ICE got Santa cause I didn’t shit this year.
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think ICE got Santa cause I didn’t shit this year.
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We should track Santa all the time not just Christmas Eve
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We should track Santa all the time not just Christmas Eve
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Happy holidays from the molten lava surface of the sun (my parents' excruciatingly warm apartment).
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Happy holidays from the molten lava surface of the sun (my parents' excruciatingly warm apartment).
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Spending time with my mother is like looking into a mirror, if that mirror were un-medicated
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Spending time with my mother is like looking into a mirror, if that mirror were un-medicated
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Getting drunk at the family dinner and screaming the true meaning of Christmas is the power of Pine-Sol baby
December 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Getting drunk at the family dinner and screaming the true meaning of Christmas is the power of Pine-Sol baby
Oh shoot, I forgot all about the liquor filled chocolate bottles I bought for Xmas festivities…now what shall I do?
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Oh shoot, I forgot all about the liquor filled chocolate bottles I bought for Xmas festivities…now what shall I do?
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Wait! What's wrong with your eyes? Oh that, we had some radioactive shrimp.
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wait! What's wrong with your eyes? Oh that, we had some radioactive shrimp.
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All shirts are reversible if you don't give a shit
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
All shirts are reversible if you don't give a shit
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness . . . some of us post shit on social media.
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Some are born great, some achieve greatness . . . some of us post shit on social media.
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I hope you have a good poop today!
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I hope you have a good poop today!
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Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Its never too late to regift that holiday trauma.
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Practicing my flirting on the dead roach in my basement that's belly up in a puddle
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Practicing my flirting on the dead roach in my basement that's belly up in a puddle
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This is my emotional support shitpost
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is my emotional support shitpost
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If you want to know what they *really* think of you...
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If you want to know what they *really* think of you...
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I’d climb him like a tree and chill on that branch
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’d climb him like a tree and chill on that branch
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I like making him so hard at the dinner table that he can’t get up
December 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I like making him so hard at the dinner table that he can’t get up
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I love having my coffee and cannabis under the lights of the tree.
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I love having my coffee and cannabis under the lights of the tree.
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I declare Christmas over
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I declare Christmas over
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Dropped the hot; just a mess
December 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Dropped the hot; just a mess
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If I tell you what I’m making for dinner, and you don’t get excited, then I’m no longer making dinner.
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
If I tell you what I’m making for dinner, and you don’t get excited, then I’m no longer making dinner.
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I don’t really want to do a new year. I’m all yeared out
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I don’t really want to do a new year. I’m all yeared out
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Prescription-strength back scratches
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Prescription-strength back scratches
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My moral compass is asking myself in every situation, "would Batman approve?".
December 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My moral compass is asking myself in every situation, "would Batman approve?".