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If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
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“Must suck to look like you do and still not get any viewers”

I love the internet, it makes me feel so confident and happy
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I need an editor for my thoughts before they go to print in my mouth.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Careful which boundaries you push. You may like them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sometimes my thoughts hit harder than the weed that caused them.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You’re better than your depression and anxiety make you believe.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m not right for everybody, but I’m usually right about everybody.
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Be kind to yourself you’re actually doing great for a carbon-based organism on a spinning rock
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Sometimes healing looks like laughing at dumb memes until you forget what was wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m the type that will arrive early for my own funeral.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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*calls in too tired to Monday*
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Me, when I’m watching something filmed where I live and I recognize neighborhoods where I’ve bought drugs:
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I hope your pants are always inside out when you’re in a hurry.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I hope you get egg burps whenever you think about any other woman.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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i have a stained glass window, you have bird poop on a windshield. we are not the pane.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I hope you fall into an oversized vat of moderately temperate, glutinous chili, and that a large crowd gathers around you to point and laugh while you embarrassingly struggle to climb out.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Get out of annoying small talk by repeatedly responding with "hard on" instead of "right on"
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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ME: Been dark a while. Probably time for bed.
CLOCK: 6:49 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Remembering that time my father sent me a beautifully heartfelt text, in which he spelled my name wrong
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Peace, Love & Salty Kisses is a weird sign to hang in a bathroom
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Lonely, but lacking the energy and time to connect meaningfully with other humans.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Why are men?
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Me reading daily political news...
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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posting my nudes in amazon product reviews
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Imagine being a grown up and spending $30 for a coffee in a glass bear. You can spend your $ on whatever you want but seriously, ew. The brain rot required to participate in this lunacy is embarrassing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM