Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral.
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
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Uffdafuckingda
@uffdada.bsky.social
· Oct 21
If you ever want a joke ruined with facts, post it on social media.
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CLOSE THAT TAB YOU'RE LETTING IN DRAFTS
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
CLOSE THAT TAB YOU'RE LETTING IN DRAFTS
Disregard all food rules. Eat what you want. Put that cheese on that fish.
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Disregard all food rules. Eat what you want. Put that cheese on that fish.
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a drafts folder goes against my word vomit philosophy of posting
February 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
a drafts folder goes against my word vomit philosophy of posting
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Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3..
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3..
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Calling my extra overtures leftovertures
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Calling my extra overtures leftovertures
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fuck discord i’m going to back to AIM
fuck discord i’m going to back to irc
fuck discord i’m going to reactivate my Second Life account
February 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
fuck discord i’m going to back to AIM
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I need a hero so i guess i better start doing hero shit
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I need a hero so i guess i better start doing hero shit
My power water is just a beer
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 PM
My power water is just a beer
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everyone texting me on different apps to say bluesky is down so I guess I'm just talking to myself here
February 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
everyone texting me on different apps to say bluesky is down so I guess I'm just talking to myself here
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monosodium is my favorite kind of glutamate
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
monosodium is my favorite kind of glutamate
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i guess i'll have to move to canada to avoid the draft folder
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
i guess i'll have to move to canada to avoid the draft folder
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People say I'm an "acquired taste" but I'm mostly banana
February 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
People say I'm an "acquired taste" but I'm mostly banana
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bluesky is not a place for carefully thought out posts and drafts bluesky is a place for yelling insane shit and slut posting
February 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
bluesky is not a place for carefully thought out posts and drafts bluesky is a place for yelling insane shit and slut posting
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Something something drafts something word vomit something bad brain
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Something something drafts something word vomit something bad brain
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draft folder? i don't even know her
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
draft folder? i don't even know her
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"while I have you" no no no, that wasn't part of the deal
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
"while I have you" no no no, that wasn't part of the deal
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Just remember to burp it before you put it in the fridge.
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Just remember to burp it before you put it in the fridge.
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Good infant care tips 🩷
Just remember to burp it before you put it in the fridge.
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Good infant care tips 🩷
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Someone wanna break the infinite thought loop going on in between my ears for a moment?
Cashier: Sir, you're holding up the line
Cashier: Sir, you're holding up the line
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Someone wanna break the infinite thought loop going on in between my ears for a moment?
Cashier: Sir, you're holding up the line
Cashier: Sir, you're holding up the line
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[sniffly]
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
[sniffly]
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
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don't use the drafts folder to avoid typos you cowards. be proud of your typos.
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
don't use the drafts folder to avoid typos you cowards. be proud of your typos.
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them: how'd you get that black eye?
me: putting on my pants just like everybody else.
them: one leg at a time?
me: no. jumping in both feet at once.
them: that's not how people do it.
me: regardless i tripped on my pants and my face hit the door.
them: how are you still alive?
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me: putting on my pants just like everybody else.
them: one leg at a time?
me: no. jumping in both feet at once.
them: that's not how people do it.
me: regardless i tripped on my pants and my face hit the door.
them: how are you still alive?
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
them: how'd you get that black eye?
me: putting on my pants just like everybody else.
them: one leg at a time?
me: no. jumping in both feet at once.
them: that's not how people do it.
me: regardless i tripped on my pants and my face hit the door.
them: how are you still alive?
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me: putting on my pants just like everybody else.
them: one leg at a time?
me: no. jumping in both feet at once.
them: that's not how people do it.
me: regardless i tripped on my pants and my face hit the door.
them: how are you still alive?
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I made Spanish rice and tacos with all the fixins and my kitchen smells delicious.
And now I want a nap before I eat.
And now I want a nap before I eat.
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I made Spanish rice and tacos with all the fixins and my kitchen smells delicious.
And now I want a nap before I eat.
And now I want a nap before I eat.
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I’ve exported my data *flushing noise*
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I’ve exported my data *flushing noise*
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I'll come back when Bluesky adds drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I'll come back when Bluesky adds drafts.