Seamus O'Flaugherty
@seamussaid.bsky.social
Howlin' forever, oh oh
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gotta say it's pretty ridiculous being governed by people who take testosterone supplements and boner pills but don't want anyone else to have gender affirming care
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you’re a fare evader, im a fair evader we are exactly the same (we hate subways AND carnivals)
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
you’re a fare evader, im a fair evader we are exactly the same (we hate subways AND carnivals)
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Imagine going back to the 90s & telling everyone this would be a 2026 headline
Björk urges Greenland to declare independence as Trump threatens takeover
Björk urges Greenland to declare independence as Trump threatens takeover
Björk urges Greenland to declare independence as Trump threatens takeover
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Imagine going back to the 90s & telling everyone this would be a 2026 headline
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am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
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The only problem with knowing The Absolute Truth about everything is everyone hates me and I am forced to live alone in my 05 Buick Century parked in a state forest
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The only problem with knowing The Absolute Truth about everything is everyone hates me and I am forced to live alone in my 05 Buick Century parked in a state forest
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I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I just want everyone to know that you don't need drugs to vomit and scream at the same time.
It helps to sometimes stop for a second and reflect on how batshit crazy everything has gotten like on a scale of one to 10 we've been at eleven for a sustained amount of time we are on a fucking collision course baby buckle up weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
It helps to sometimes stop for a second and reflect on how batshit crazy everything has gotten like on a scale of one to 10 we've been at eleven for a sustained amount of time we are on a fucking collision course baby buckle up weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Intimacy? You mean yoked up together and hauling a wicked load of firewood across the snow? Hellyeah
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Intimacy? You mean yoked up together and hauling a wicked load of firewood across the snow? Hellyeah
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If the biggest donor to the DCCC/DNC ran a website where you could use AI to take women's clothes off I feel like there'd be a demand for Dems to give the money back.
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
If the biggest donor to the DCCC/DNC ran a website where you could use AI to take women's clothes off I feel like there'd be a demand for Dems to give the money back.
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narcissistic lobsters are shellfish . folks,,,
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
narcissistic lobsters are shellfish . folks,,,
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Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.
cuts at the VA are impacting care. There's a new huge satellite facility about 20m from me but it's only about 30% staffed and most service providers haven't moved in. My community care services are about to expire because my primary care doc left and the PA that replaced him hasn't approved it yet😡
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
cuts at the VA are impacting care. There's a new huge satellite facility about 20m from me but it's only about 30% staffed and most service providers haven't moved in. My community care services are about to expire because my primary care doc left and the PA that replaced him hasn't approved it yet😡
Are the Rangers and SOF-D troops that participated getting awarded combat infantry badges? I bet they are
in how many "law enforcement operations" are damn near 100 people killed?
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Are the Rangers and SOF-D troops that participated getting awarded combat infantry badges? I bet they are
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The past, despite the missing parts, lugged wisdom. The present, despite the potential, wore a blindfold.
January 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The past, despite the missing parts, lugged wisdom. The present, despite the potential, wore a blindfold.
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heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
heavy is the pinky that holds the phone
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hold these bootstraps for me so I can cry for a while
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
hold these bootstraps for me so I can cry for a while
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When I die I want my ashes thrown in a pro wrestlers face during a match as interference
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
When I die I want my ashes thrown in a pro wrestlers face during a match as interference
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I'm in my 50's and I'm still like, meh, I'll get my shit together tomorrow.
August 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm in my 50's and I'm still like, meh, I'll get my shit together tomorrow.
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Making an impression on sand, it's not as just sitting in the sun with your resume as it seems. Your qualifications may actually become finer than sand if you're weather experienced so be sure to talk down silt
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Making an impression on sand, it's not as just sitting in the sun with your resume as it seems. Your qualifications may actually become finer than sand if you're weather experienced so be sure to talk down silt
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Things could be worse [threatening]
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Things could be worse [threatening]
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You can try to suck it back in all you want, but the darkness leaking from your nostrils is now bigger than the whole of us.
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
You can try to suck it back in all you want, but the darkness leaking from your nostrils is now bigger than the whole of us.
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So what I wanna know is, if we survive this, are we gonna demo all the shitcrap he’s had built? I’ve got a sledge, pry bars, and a couple AC/DC cassettes. Call me
January 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
So what I wanna know is, if we survive this, are we gonna demo all the shitcrap he’s had built? I’ve got a sledge, pry bars, and a couple AC/DC cassettes. Call me
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So many in media are ill-equipped to interview officials about what’s happening because they begin with the presumption of legitimacy and don’t know enough about history or U.S. foreign policy to foment intelligent pushback and hold officials accountable.
January 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
So many in media are ill-equipped to interview officials about what’s happening because they begin with the presumption of legitimacy and don’t know enough about history or U.S. foreign policy to foment intelligent pushback and hold officials accountable.
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if roseanne barr married jeffrey epstein, she’d be roseanne epstein-barr it’s 3:56am hello insomnia you stupid motherf
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 AM
if roseanne barr married jeffrey epstein, she’d be roseanne epstein-barr it’s 3:56am hello insomnia you stupid motherf
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The biggest problem with Teslas is that you can’t put sugar in the gas tank.
March 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The biggest problem with Teslas is that you can’t put sugar in the gas tank.
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when you protect your peace so hard you don’t even have an emergency contact anymore.
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
when you protect your peace so hard you don’t even have an emergency contact anymore.