jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
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living that cutie patootie life
happy Black History Month
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
happy Black History Month
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whatever you do don’t ask their age
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
whatever you do don’t ask their age
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Me: Time to make the bed...
Cat: MAY I ASSIST BY SCREAMING EVERY 10 SECONDS
Cat: MAY I ASSIST BY SCREAMING EVERY 10 SECONDS
January 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Me: Time to make the bed...
Cat: MAY I ASSIST BY SCREAMING EVERY 10 SECONDS
Cat: MAY I ASSIST BY SCREAMING EVERY 10 SECONDS
if one more influencer tries to convince me on some hot mess like cottage cheese and greek yogurt in a sweet potato while this world is doing what the fuck it is doing, I will burn this shit down
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
if one more influencer tries to convince me on some hot mess like cottage cheese and greek yogurt in a sweet potato while this world is doing what the fuck it is doing, I will burn this shit down
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“you can’t ignore your problems forever” i can actually
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 PM
“you can’t ignore your problems forever” i can actually
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Me: trying to read.
The edible I ate an hour ago: initiating interdimensional travel.
The edible I ate an hour ago: initiating interdimensional travel.
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Me: trying to read.
The edible I ate an hour ago: initiating interdimensional travel.
The edible I ate an hour ago: initiating interdimensional travel.
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Heated rivalry between myself and spicy potato chips.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Heated rivalry between myself and spicy potato chips.
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Guess I don’t get a soft girl era. Thanks Obama
January 31, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Guess I don’t get a soft girl era. Thanks Obama
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today’s workout brought to you by: sunbathing w neighbors after yesterdays 24 hour flu (?), and please keep the unrest going everyone bc I love seeing videos from my community barricading ice in parking garages 💀
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
today’s workout brought to you by: sunbathing w neighbors after yesterdays 24 hour flu (?), and please keep the unrest going everyone bc I love seeing videos from my community barricading ice in parking garages 💀
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Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove
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My take-out receipt just insulted me twice
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
My take-out receipt just insulted me twice
if you ever see me on a horse just know me and the horse have no idea how I got there
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
if you ever see me on a horse just know me and the horse have no idea how I got there
attempted today’s workout, wearing my america hates us burning flag hat, got in the pool and felt off immediately. so glad I made it out of water before the food poisoning or virus started pouring out of me 😭 FUCK ICE fuck everything. sad for us bc Catherine O’Hara is gone, but so happy for her 💔
January 30, 2026 at 10:17 PM
attempted today’s workout, wearing my america hates us burning flag hat, got in the pool and felt off immediately. so glad I made it out of water before the food poisoning or virus started pouring out of me 😭 FUCK ICE fuck everything. sad for us bc Catherine O’Hara is gone, but so happy for her 💔
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I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
January 30, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.
wait now the government is arresting journalists for covering the news in minnesota? I don’t think that’s an american sentence.
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 PM
wait now the government is arresting journalists for covering the news in minnesota? I don’t think that’s an american sentence.
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it's rude that so many old people are the same age as me
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
it's rude that so many old people are the same age as me
remember when trump like defunded the post office or am I just stoned
January 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM
remember when trump like defunded the post office or am I just stoned
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I no longer think of men as attractive or not.
It’s
“Worth the trouble it will inevitably bring”
It’s
“Worth the trouble it will inevitably bring”
January 29, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I no longer think of men as attractive or not.
It’s
“Worth the trouble it will inevitably bring”
It’s
“Worth the trouble it will inevitably bring”
when even the british ppl need clarification
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
when even the british ppl need clarification
tinder has taught me there are lots of nigerians looking for someone ✨like me✨
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
tinder has taught me there are lots of nigerians looking for someone ✨like me✨
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I have no idea what I mean by anything.
January 29, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I have no idea what I mean by anything.
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If anyone has a cure or help with anxiety that isn't a substance I don't have on hand and can't get or an empty platitude like "calm down" or meditating with my bhole to the sun, I am all ears
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
If anyone has a cure or help with anxiety that isn't a substance I don't have on hand and can't get or an empty platitude like "calm down" or meditating with my bhole to the sun, I am all ears
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Doctors without hors d'oeuvres
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Doctors without hors d'oeuvres