FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
@armyvet1972.bsky.social
Village idiot of bluesky
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🔫 Let me take you out for breakfast.
Knock down that wall, knock down that wall, and knock down that fargin wall
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Knock down that wall, knock down that wall, and knock down that fargin wall
Put your Sunday tube top on momma and let’s go down to the Farm and Fleet
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Put your Sunday tube top on momma and let’s go down to the Farm and Fleet
Facebook post: Our beloved baby boy has gone to heaven. Thank you for your prayers and donations. We will announce funeral arrangements in a few days.
🧿Meta A.I.: Replacement options for baby boy ->
🧿Meta A.I.: Replacement options for baby boy ->
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Facebook post: Our beloved baby boy has gone to heaven. Thank you for your prayers and donations. We will announce funeral arrangements in a few days.
🧿Meta A.I.: Replacement options for baby boy ->
🧿Meta A.I.: Replacement options for baby boy ->
Lemme have a Diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper and make it fast. I’m in a goddamn hurry.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Lemme have a Diablo sandwich, a Dr Pepper and make it fast. I’m in a goddamn hurry.
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Him: Tell me something you’ve learned in the last six months.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Him: Tell me something you’ve learned in the last six months.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
I’m trying, but I think I just don’t have it in me to give a single shit about which team wins a sporting event.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I’m trying, but I think I just don’t have it in me to give a single shit about which team wins a sporting event.
Do you have a license to carry all that ass
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Do you have a license to carry all that ass
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Of course I’m an alpha male.
*adjusts panties
*adjusts panties
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Of course I’m an alpha male.
*adjusts panties
*adjusts panties
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I can't get the Barney Miller theme song out of my head. I'm young and hip.
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I can't get the Barney Miller theme song out of my head. I'm young and hip.
Pretty sure our gothy waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings sprinkled her blood onto my cheddar burger and she hissed at me when I asked for an extra little cup of it to go so she’s getting a big fuck tip
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Pretty sure our gothy waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings sprinkled her blood onto my cheddar burger and she hissed at me when I asked for an extra little cup of it to go so she’s getting a big fuck tip
Meeting Paul McCartney after eating a big motherfuck cheeseburger with an egg on it: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhello Paul
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Meeting Paul McCartney after eating a big motherfuck cheeseburger with an egg on it: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhello Paul
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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tears are just eye piss
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
Watching the ball game over the antenna the same way Jesus would
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Watching the ball game over the antenna the same way Jesus would
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You wouldn’t be the first person to go to bed with me on account of my skills with a George Foreman grill, let me tell you.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You wouldn’t be the first person to go to bed with me on account of my skills with a George Foreman grill, let me tell you.
I’m the snowball that threw Satan out of hell right on his ASS
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m the snowball that threw Satan out of hell right on his ASS
The stupid opinions come standard with the sunglasses resting on the bill of the baseball cap
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The stupid opinions come standard with the sunglasses resting on the bill of the baseball cap
Some absolute morons working at an ad agency decided that it would be a great idea if they offered viewers on the streaming service a choice for their “ad experience”
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Some absolute morons working at an ad agency decided that it would be a great idea if they offered viewers on the streaming service a choice for their “ad experience”
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it is only because someone had the wisdom and foresight to plant a tree 50 years ago that i can lie here today enjoying the shade while your mom rides me bareback
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
it is only because someone had the wisdom and foresight to plant a tree 50 years ago that i can lie here today enjoying the shade while your mom rides me bareback
It’s Sunday also known as the day I sit, relax and try to get all the splinters out of my hands
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’s Sunday also known as the day I sit, relax and try to get all the splinters out of my hands
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I briefly dated a guy who wore a T-shirt that aptly said “Well Hung Inc.” I told him I thought it was funny and he replied, “Thanks, my mom got it for me”
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I briefly dated a guy who wore a T-shirt that aptly said “Well Hung Inc.” I told him I thought it was funny and he replied, “Thanks, my mom got it for me”
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Is that a forbidden fruit or a bible snake in your pants
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Is that a forbidden fruit or a bible snake in your pants
Tired of being the butt of the joke. Ready to be the tit of the joke.
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Tired of being the butt of the joke. Ready to be the tit of the joke.
Wow, it’s almost like this person is saying inflammatory things to get people to pay attention to their post. No, it can’t be that.
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Wow, it’s almost like this person is saying inflammatory things to get people to pay attention to their post. No, it can’t be that.
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if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake