Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972.
Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
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Discord: jimmerthatisall
My posts:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
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After reading through the Discover tab, I've realized we don't have enough, "Me, as a therapist" skeets to cover this shit.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
After reading through the Discover tab, I've realized we don't have enough, "Me, as a therapist" skeets to cover this shit.
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Might fuck around and explode into 1000 bats later idk
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Might fuck around and explode into 1000 bats later idk
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me, as a therapist: omg samesies
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
me, as a therapist: omg samesies
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As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
As a semi-sane person I had no idea I'd be yelling at my microwave and dryer this often
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i haven’t trusted anyone in authority since i was twelve and my pediatrician told me soon a wonderful thing would be happening to me once a month
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i haven’t trusted anyone in authority since i was twelve and my pediatrician told me soon a wonderful thing would be happening to me once a month
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gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot
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if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
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i call my bf, Mr. E, cuz he’s quite an enigma . folks,,
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i call my bf, Mr. E, cuz he’s quite an enigma . folks,,
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
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I’m on emotional airplane mode until further notice.
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I’m on emotional airplane mode until further notice.
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petition to get Chuck Schumer to officially change his name to Cuck Boomer
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
petition to get Chuck Schumer to officially change his name to Cuck Boomer
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Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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imagine getting owned by a 34-time convicted felon, rapist, child molester, con man, fascist, and racist who falls asleep in meetings with his administration
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
imagine getting owned by a 34-time convicted felon, rapist, child molester, con man, fascist, and racist who falls asleep in meetings with his administration
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how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
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considering a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
considering a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind
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Remember back when everyone was into sunning their genitals maybe snowing them would combat seasonal depression
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Remember back when everyone was into sunning their genitals maybe snowing them would combat seasonal depression
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Them: Omg why are you so out of breath?
Me: Just got dressed and wearing new jogging bra
Me: Just got dressed and wearing new jogging bra
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Them: Omg why are you so out of breath?
Me: Just got dressed and wearing new jogging bra
Me: Just got dressed and wearing new jogging bra
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I'm running out of time to run a golf cart into a fruit stand.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm running out of time to run a golf cart into a fruit stand.
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I can't help but notice that every movie about time travel is about 35 minutes too long.
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I can't help but notice that every movie about time travel is about 35 minutes too long.
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Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Babies are so weak. You don't hear me crying every time I crap my pants
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Me: Why were my tests so expensive?
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me: Why were my tests so expensive?
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
Hospital: All of our equipment is state-of-the-art.
Me: Why did it take so long to send the results to my doctor?
Hospital: Our fax machine was down.
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Someone called one of my skeets basic. Poor little skeet cried so hard it tripped over its Uggs and now it can't even.
February 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Someone called one of my skeets basic. Poor little skeet cried so hard it tripped over its Uggs and now it can't even.