Miss Havishambles
@misshavishambles.bsky.social
No you’re a gothic horror.
A report of a most alarming nature has reached me.
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A report of a most alarming nature has reached me.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
Pinned
The meek no longer want the earth thanks.
Don’t get your hopes up I’ll probably be back.
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Don’t get your hopes up I’ll probably be back.
I’m getting my baldies mixed up in this Netflix thing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’m getting my baldies mixed up in this Netflix thing.
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I’m running out of true crime podcasts to listen to, if you’re wondering what kind of a person I am.
October 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I’m running out of true crime podcasts to listen to, if you’re wondering what kind of a person I am.
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Started drinking water out of a wine glass and now I smash my daily goal like some sort of reverse Jesus effect.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Started drinking water out of a wine glass and now I smash my daily goal like some sort of reverse Jesus effect.
I’ve never thrown my head back while taking a couple of pills. Everything in film is a lie.
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I’ve never thrown my head back while taking a couple of pills. Everything in film is a lie.
The 7 signs of ageing seem to have doubled.
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
The 7 signs of ageing seem to have doubled.
Unless Arctic Blast is a new winter drink we are in trouble.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Unless Arctic Blast is a new winter drink we are in trouble.
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I'm opening a Hungarian-Italian fusion restaurant. it'll be called Budapesto
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I'm opening a Hungarian-Italian fusion restaurant. it'll be called Budapesto
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Welcome to indifference club. It meets whenever. I’m probably not going anyway.
December 30, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Welcome to indifference club. It meets whenever. I’m probably not going anyway.
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Still seizing a day from 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Still seizing a day from 1998.
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They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They should spell read like reed and read like redd. Nah wait - other way round maybe
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Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
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My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
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Thank you for awakening my inner child. I hope you enjoy all the crying and tantrums.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Thank you for awakening my inner child. I hope you enjoy all the crying and tantrums.
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I just assembled a Winnie the Pooh tea table and chair set. Now I have to live with what I've done.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I just assembled a Winnie the Pooh tea table and chair set. Now I have to live with what I've done.
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relationships in bottles is this anything
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
relationships in bottles is this anything
Yeast of Eden (made him a lot of dough)
Of Three Blind Mice and Men
The Sour Grapes of Wrath.
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Yeast of Eden (made him a lot of dough)
The Sour Grapes of Wrath.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The Sour Grapes of Wrath.
Paper Goon
Goon a movie
Goon In 60 Seconds.
Goon In 60 Seconds.
Goon a movie
Dog Day Aftergoon
Dog Day Aftergoon
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Paper Goon
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Welcome to my mind palace.There are thousands of rooms, each with its own special theme.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Welcome to my mind palace.There are thousands of rooms, each with its own special theme.
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Sorry, I wasn't fully listening. The tiny whales that live in my stomach were singing again.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sorry, I wasn't fully listening. The tiny whales that live in my stomach were singing again.
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i just don’t think i can give up emojis guys, idc if it’s cringe, how will you know what i really mean without them
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i just don’t think i can give up emojis guys, idc if it’s cringe, how will you know what i really mean without them
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the extra reindeer with a red nose was not Rudolph it was Jack. He was my uncle. He drank a lot. And it was a costume
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the extra reindeer with a red nose was not Rudolph it was Jack. He was my uncle. He drank a lot. And it was a costume
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i feel like Edgar Allen Poe wouldn’t seem so spooky if his name was Allen Edgar Poe
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i feel like Edgar Allen Poe wouldn’t seem so spooky if his name was Allen Edgar Poe
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there are several Beowulfs in me
- libraries
- libraries
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
there are several Beowulfs in me
- libraries
- libraries