Wayne
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
He/Him. Youth At Risk worker on leave for long COVID. Homeless kid & adult. Ex addict, CSA & suicide survivor. CPTSD ADHD. No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist.🖤💛♥️🏳️🌈♿🏳️⚧️Ally. ❌DMs or blocked.
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Wayne
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
· Jan 21
This is a serious request. A few people on this platform are posting the images of the women in the pornbots. There is a very high chance the images used are stolen from social media and repurposed for the automated posts. So fucking don't. The "cam girls" on the sites are very likely trafficked too
Oh wow, I don't think this is satire. It should be.
SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE! Telephone Calls From The Dead with Parapsychologist Dr. Callum Cooper: audioboom.com/posts/882742...
SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE! Telephone Calls From The Dead with Parapsychologist Dr. Callum Cooper
“He was seen with this guy… Two days later a neighbor said his lawn sprinkler had been running continuously. They called the police. A lieutenant was sent out – they found the back door ajar. So he ...
audioboom.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Oh wow, I don't think this is satire. It should be.
Supposed by whom? Because those of us that don't treat democracy like it isn't part time or have a college to make sure the votes aren't from the "wrong" type of voter think it's shocking.
Renee Good should still be here.
She was a beloved child of God, with inherent value and infinite worth.
She was murdered by her own government in broad daylight in what is supposed to be the greatest democracy on the planet.
She was a beloved child of God, with inherent value and infinite worth.
She was murdered by her own government in broad daylight in what is supposed to be the greatest democracy on the planet.
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Supposed by whom? Because those of us that don't treat democracy like it isn't part time or have a college to make sure the votes aren't from the "wrong" type of voter think it's shocking.
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Today, Pascal Cacher won the world hide and seek championship when the one month competition timed out with him being the only competitor not to be found.
When asked what his secret was, he replied, "Je me suis caché dans les dossiers Epstein !”
When asked what his secret was, he replied, "Je me suis caché dans les dossiers Epstein !”
two men are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Today, Pascal Cacher won the world hide and seek championship when the one month competition timed out with him being the only competitor not to be found.
When asked what his secret was, he replied, "Je me suis caché dans les dossiers Epstein !”
When asked what his secret was, he replied, "Je me suis caché dans les dossiers Epstein !”
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Absolutely delighted to actually be paying enough attention this X-Files rewatch to realise that Law & Order and The X-Files are same universe lol
January 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Absolutely delighted to actually be paying enough attention this X-Files rewatch to realise that Law & Order and The X-Files are same universe lol
We all know what Pluto is, but what the fuck is Goofy?
I feel so bad for Pluto....You'll always be a planet to me deep inside my heart. Drift forever free, my beloved lonely planet 💜
January 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
We all know what Pluto is, but what the fuck is Goofy?
Me: Yes, I have a 3D printer. The last thing I printed? An adapter for a Vileda mop. You have on too? Cool, what have you printed?
Them:...
youtube.com/shorts/WU-yG...
Them:...
youtube.com/shorts/WU-yG...
3D printed Iron Man Mark VI (MK 6) armor with 45+ servos. Fully functioning, practical cosplay suit
YouTube video by Do3D.com
youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Me: Yes, I have a 3D printer. The last thing I printed? An adapter for a Vileda mop. You have on too? Cool, what have you printed?
Them:...
youtube.com/shorts/WU-yG...
Them:...
youtube.com/shorts/WU-yG...
Hey Google, set a reminder to clean my watchband.
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Hey Google, set a reminder to clean my watchband.
Now there's a cyclone forming in QLD?!
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Now there's a cyclone forming in QLD?!
Two heatwaves in almost as many weeks both hitting over 40° this early in Summer is not normal. Not for a temperate city like Sydney.
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Two heatwaves in almost as many weeks both hitting over 40° this early in Summer is not normal. Not for a temperate city like Sydney.
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I know a group of Game Developers with threat of deportation from USA. Are any games journalists interested in being connected up?
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I know a group of Game Developers with threat of deportation from USA. Are any games journalists interested in being connected up?
Slightly diminish a band
The Okayloves
The Okayloves
Slightly diminish a band
Thirsty Kia
Thirsty Kia
Slightly diminish a band:
The Foo Negotiators
The Foo Negotiators
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Slightly diminish a band
The Okayloves
The Okayloves
It's almost 6pm and the thermometer hasn't moved. This sucks sweaty balls.
Glad it feels like it's only 38.2° and not 42°. That's such a relief (Insert sarcasm emoji here).
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 AM
It's almost 6pm and the thermometer hasn't moved. This sucks sweaty balls.
A Star Wars movie WITHOUT a Lightsaber? What is this heresy?!
Will there ever be a Star Wars movie without a lightsaber? Mando y Grogu maybe? Starfighter just disqualified itself, apparently.
Solo got the closest, then said, “NO WAIT HERE’S A LIGHTSABER!”
I’m not anti-lightsaber. Just wondering if it would ever happen.
Solo got the closest, then said, “NO WAIT HERE’S A LIGHTSABER!”
I’m not anti-lightsaber. Just wondering if it would ever happen.
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
A Star Wars movie WITHOUT a Lightsaber? What is this heresy?!
Glad it feels like it's only 38.2° and not 42°. That's such a relief (Insert sarcasm emoji here).
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Glad it feels like it's only 38.2° and not 42°. That's such a relief (Insert sarcasm emoji here).
Embarrassing for you your a pretensions wanker.
Extremely embarrassing that you gays still like Marvel movies
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Embarrassing for you your a pretensions wanker.
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The Sikh Volunteers from Melbourne are heading to Seymour and Mansfield today to distribute freshly cooked Creamy Vegetable Pasta + cold drinks. If you’re able to support them please do so. They are the best of us #VictorianFires #auspol
sikhvolunteersaustralia.org/donation/
sikhvolunteersaustralia.org/donation/
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
The Sikh Volunteers from Melbourne are heading to Seymour and Mansfield today to distribute freshly cooked Creamy Vegetable Pasta + cold drinks. If you’re able to support them please do so. They are the best of us #VictorianFires #auspol
sikhvolunteersaustralia.org/donation/
sikhvolunteersaustralia.org/donation/
Making interest rates lower, even if it can happen, doesn't mean people needing to live on credit is still a good thing. Debt is still debt and more people are depending on debt for their day to day expenses.
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Making interest rates lower, even if it can happen, doesn't mean people needing to live on credit is still a good thing. Debt is still debt and more people are depending on debt for their day to day expenses.
It's gonna be frozen shit from the freezer and microwave day today. There's no way I'm using the stove when it's getting up to 43°c today.
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
It's gonna be frozen shit from the freezer and microwave day today. There's no way I'm using the stove when it's getting up to 43°c today.
Seriously? You incorrectly "correct" me then turn off replies? How very adult of you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Seriously? You incorrectly "correct" me then turn off replies? How very adult of you.
So good news all round. The promoter is done the ticket holders are out of pocket and Candace Owen has been too to fuck off by the High Court. search.app/x8pMn
Promoter behind US rightwinger Candace Owens’ blocked Australia tour goes into liquidation
Ticketholders still waiting for refunds after immigration minister denied commentator’s visa weeks before national speaking tour
search.app
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
So good news all round. The promoter is done the ticket holders are out of pocket and Candace Owen has been too to fuck off by the High Court. search.app/x8pMn
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JONATHAN ROSS. FIND HIM. He's the murderer.
Make him & every other Nazi know this will not be tolerated!
#JonathanRoss #Minnesota #ReneeNicoleGood #murder #ICE #FuckICE
Make him & every other Nazi know this will not be tolerated!
#JonathanRoss #Minnesota #ReneeNicoleGood #murder #ICE #FuckICE
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
JONATHAN ROSS. FIND HIM. He's the murderer.
Make him & every other Nazi know this will not be tolerated!
#JonathanRoss #Minnesota #ReneeNicoleGood #murder #ICE #FuckICE
Make him & every other Nazi know this will not be tolerated!
#JonathanRoss #Minnesota #ReneeNicoleGood #murder #ICE #FuckICE
Someone made a post about not dating someone who owns a boat and now I have that damned Christopher Cross song stuck in my head.
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Someone made a post about not dating someone who owns a boat and now I have that damned Christopher Cross song stuck in my head.
Boom boom are my safe words.
I'm on S4 E8, Tunguska, and I'm obsessed with this line delivery from my beloved Krycek
January 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Boom boom are my safe words.