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Wayne
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
He/Him. Youth At Risk worker on leave for long COVID. Homeless kid & adult. Ex addict, CSA & suicide survivor. CPTSD ADHD. No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist.🖤💛♥️🏳️‍🌈♿🏳️‍⚧️Ally. ❌DMs or blocked.
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This is a serious request. A few people on this platform are posting the images of the women in the pornbots. There is a very high chance the images used are stolen from social media and repurposed for the automated posts. So fucking don't. The "cam girls" on the sites are very likely trafficked too
Me: Yes, I have a 3D printer. The last thing I printed? An adapter for a Vileda mop. You have on too? Cool, what have you printed?

Them:...

youtube.com/shorts/WU-yG...
3D printed Iron Man Mark VI (MK 6) armor with 45+ servos. Fully functioning, practical cosplay suit
YouTube video by Do3D.com
youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Hey Google, set a reminder to clean my watchband.
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Now there's a cyclone forming in QLD?!
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Two heatwaves in almost as many weeks both hitting over 40° this early in Summer is not normal. Not for a temperate city like Sydney.
January 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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I know a group of Game Developers with threat of deportation from USA. Are any games journalists interested in being connected up?
January 10, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Slightly diminish a band

The Okayloves
Slightly diminish a band

Thirsty Kia
Slightly diminish a band:

The Foo Negotiators
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
It's almost 6pm and the thermometer hasn't moved. This sucks sweaty balls.
Glad it feels like it's only 38.2° and not 42°. That's such a relief (Insert sarcasm emoji here).
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 AM
A Star Wars movie WITHOUT a Lightsaber? What is this heresy?!
Will there ever be a Star Wars movie without a lightsaber? Mando y Grogu maybe? Starfighter just disqualified itself, apparently.

Solo got the closest, then said, “NO WAIT HERE’S A LIGHTSABER!”

I’m not anti-lightsaber. Just wondering if it would ever happen.
January 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Glad it feels like it's only 38.2° and not 42°. That's such a relief (Insert sarcasm emoji here).
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Embarrassing for you your a pretensions wanker.
Extremely embarrassing that you gays still like Marvel movies
January 10, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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The Sikh Volunteers from Melbourne are heading to Seymour and Mansfield today to distribute freshly cooked Creamy Vegetable Pasta + cold drinks. If you’re able to support them please do so. They are the best of us #VictorianFires #auspol

sikhvolunteersaustralia.org/donation/
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Making interest rates lower, even if it can happen, doesn't mean people needing to live on credit is still a good thing. Debt is still debt and more people are depending on debt for their day to day expenses.
I'm sure that liberals will find a way to be outraged by this.
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 AM
It's gonna be frozen shit from the freezer and microwave day today. There's no way I'm using the stove when it's getting up to 43°c today.
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Seriously? You incorrectly "correct" me then turn off replies? How very adult of you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
So good news all round. The promoter is done the ticket holders are out of pocket and Candace Owen has been too to fuck off by the High Court. search.app/x8pMn
Promoter behind US rightwinger Candace Owens’ blocked Australia tour goes into liquidation
Ticketholders still waiting for refunds after immigration minister denied commentator’s visa weeks before national speaking tour
search.app
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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JONATHAN ROSS. FIND HIM. He's the murderer.

Make him & every other Nazi know this will not be tolerated!

#JonathanRoss #Minnesota #ReneeNicoleGood #murder #ICE #FuckICE
January 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Someone made a post about not dating someone who owns a boat and now I have that damned Christopher Cross song stuck in my head.
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Nope, still not liking Dr Santos #ThePitt.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Boom boom are my safe words.
I'm on S4 E8, Tunguska, and I'm obsessed with this line delivery from my beloved Krycek
January 9, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Oh great, more work.
Considering hiring someone part-time to wash my dishes for me.

Will pay in food.
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Not looking forward to 43°c tomorrow.
January 9, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I eschew violence these days, but I told this prick if he preached at me again about his cult I would deck him. And I mean It. I am so angry right now. These, and I'm saying it again, obnoxious fuckers are worse than vegans.
I haven't used in about 30 years but it's always fun to get some obnoxious "Friend of Bill" to tell me I need a meeting because I'm going to snort more coke any minute now. Hey cunt, you have about a 5% success rate. If I go to a meeting I'm going to fail my 100% success rate. Fucking 12 step cunts.
January 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I haven't used in about 30 years but it's always fun to get some obnoxious "Friend of Bill" to tell me I need a meeting because I'm going to snort more coke any minute now. Hey cunt, you have about a 5% success rate. If I go to a meeting I'm going to fail my 100% success rate. Fucking 12 step cunts.
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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This why I was an angry little goy and why I love them. bsky.app/profile/shak...
So much is being said about Ghislaine Maxwell not being so bad because she's a woman and didn't actually abuse the victims. While it is rare, women do sexually abuse kids. My mother did me. 1/
January 8, 2026 at 10:33 AM
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My statement regarding my decision to withdraw from this year’s Adelaide Writers Festival.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 AM