Wayne
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
He/Him. Youth At Risk case worker on leave for long COVID. NDA. Homeless kid & adult. Ex addict, CSA & suicide survivor. CPTSD ADHD. No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist.🖤💛♥️🏳️🌈♿🏳️⚧️Ally.
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Wayne
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
· Jan 21
This is a serious request. A few people on this platform are posting the images of the women in the pornbots. There is a very high chance the images used are stolen from social media and repurposed for the automated posts. So fucking don't. The "cam girls" on the sites are very likely trafficked too
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Potato scallops.
Yeah I said it!!
Yeah I said it!!
Currently in the crabcake state, so I'll go with my home state..
Scrapple!
Scrapple!
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Potato scallops.
Yeah I said it!!
Yeah I said it!!
Goddamn. I'm surprised they don't want me to apply a probe up my cute but still slightly hairy bum. They want me to stick the bloody things everywhere else.
Another early night. Go pick up a device for a sleep study tomorrow. Seems I'm inflamed in my throat after my last round with COVID 10 weeks ago that could be giving apnoea. We're going to check. I reckon I have it. I used a sleep recorder app and I'm LOUD. Never used to be so bonus 👍. Could help.
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Goddamn. I'm surprised they don't want me to apply a probe up my cute but still slightly hairy bum. They want me to stick the bloody things everywhere else.
And it scared the absolute shit out of me.
The 🇺🇸 American two-part vampire miniseries "SALEM'S LOT" based on the 1975 horror novel by Stephen King, directed by Tobe Hooper, starring David Soul, James Mason, Lance Kerwin, Bonnie Bedelia, Lew Ayres, Reggie Nalder & Geoffrey Lewis premiered #OnThisDay in 1979 on the CBS Network
📺 Warner Bros.
📺 Warner Bros.
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And it scared the absolute shit out of me.
Another early night. Go pick up a device for a sleep study tomorrow. Seems I'm inflamed in my throat after my last round with COVID 10 weeks ago that could be giving apnoea. We're going to check. I reckon I have it. I used a sleep recorder app and I'm LOUD. Never used to be so bonus 👍. Could help.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Another early night. Go pick up a device for a sleep study tomorrow. Seems I'm inflamed in my throat after my last round with COVID 10 weeks ago that could be giving apnoea. We're going to check. I reckon I have it. I used a sleep recorder app and I'm LOUD. Never used to be so bonus 👍. Could help.
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When I was 15 years old I was obsessed with boy bands
I hadn’t kissed a boy
I slept with a stuffed animal
One of my fave activities was hanging out at the mall
I crushed on Leonardo DiCaprio
Why? Because I was a child.
15 year olds are children.
Nothing anyone says will change that.
I hadn’t kissed a boy
I slept with a stuffed animal
One of my fave activities was hanging out at the mall
I crushed on Leonardo DiCaprio
Why? Because I was a child.
15 year olds are children.
Nothing anyone says will change that.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When I was 15 years old I was obsessed with boy bands
I hadn’t kissed a boy
I slept with a stuffed animal
One of my fave activities was hanging out at the mall
I crushed on Leonardo DiCaprio
Why? Because I was a child.
15 year olds are children.
Nothing anyone says will change that.
I hadn’t kissed a boy
I slept with a stuffed animal
One of my fave activities was hanging out at the mall
I crushed on Leonardo DiCaprio
Why? Because I was a child.
15 year olds are children.
Nothing anyone says will change that.
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The Dimmies Direct store is officially live. Visit us at shop.dimmies.direct
Launching with our first producer, Moon Palace in Preston.
Melbourne Metro delivery only.
Minimum order $80 plus delivery.
Orders this week (17 to 21 Nov) arrive next week.
Launching with our first producer, Moon Palace in Preston.
Melbourne Metro delivery only.
Minimum order $80 plus delivery.
Orders this week (17 to 21 Nov) arrive next week.
Dimmies Direct
Dimmies Direct
shop.dimmies.direct
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Dimmies Direct store is officially live. Visit us at shop.dimmies.direct
Launching with our first producer, Moon Palace in Preston.
Melbourne Metro delivery only.
Minimum order $80 plus delivery.
Orders this week (17 to 21 Nov) arrive next week.
Launching with our first producer, Moon Palace in Preston.
Melbourne Metro delivery only.
Minimum order $80 plus delivery.
Orders this week (17 to 21 Nov) arrive next week.
I hope it happens everyday until he gets it removed and yet the continual fines make it prohibitively expensive to have them removed so he gets fined more everyday.
A Western Australian bikie known for his distinctive facial tattoos is fined after tattooing a Nazi swastika on his chin.
High-profile bikie fined over offensive swastika facial tattoo
A Western Australian bikie known for his distinctive facial tattoos is fined after tattooing a Nazi swastika on his chin.
www.abc.net.au
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I hope it happens everyday until he gets it removed and yet the continual fines make it prohibitively expensive to have them removed so he gets fined more everyday.
It's really rude to offer the bloke that sat down near me on the bus some of the deodorant I just bought right?
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
It's really rude to offer the bloke that sat down near me on the bus some of the deodorant I just bought right?
It's a double bluff right? His stupidity and hubris say it's not going to matter. Of course when it does here comes the war.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump tells Republicans to vote to release Epstein files, saying ‘we have nothing to hide’
The US president has said he backs US lawmakers efforts to release the files, ahead of an expected House vote this week
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's a double bluff right? His stupidity and hubris say it's not going to matter. Of course when it does here comes the war.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
When you're bald and you see someone with mullet.
kermit the frog is standing in front of a red curtain and screaming .
Alt: Kermit The Frog is standing in front of a red curtain and screaming "AAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH"
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
When you're bald and you see someone with mullet.
This one. When you tell them, with evidence, about something that is patently true about a company not avoiding conflict minerals and they still pretend it isn't real because they're a piece of shit and their only reply to the evidence is childish brainless memes.
Have fun crying at strangers at things that allegedly happened over a decade ago under completely different management
patrick star and spongebob are sitting at desks in a classroom
ALT: patrick star and spongebob are sitting at desks in a classroom
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This one. When you tell them, with evidence, about something that is patently true about a company not avoiding conflict minerals and they still pretend it isn't real because they're a piece of shit and their only reply to the evidence is childish brainless memes.
When you tell someone you're not going to print this for them because it's illegal in a sane country like Australia and they should just get the penis enlargement surgery and don't need a gun because they called a coward while demanding you do them a favour. youtube.com/shorts/yMueI...
3D Printed Potato Cannon
YouTube video by it_could_explode
youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When you tell someone you're not going to print this for them because it's illegal in a sane country like Australia and they should just get the penis enlargement surgery and don't need a gun because they called a coward while demanding you do them a favour. youtube.com/shorts/yMueI...
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
In bed about 9 last night up at midday and I'm still shagged, but not in the fun way. Why couldn't it be the fun way?
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
In bed about 9 last night up at midday and I'm still shagged, but not in the fun way. Why couldn't it be the fun way?
Did he ever do a song about the child he had sex with? Or does your fandom mean it's not that bad? You may as well be MAGA if that's the case.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Did he ever do a song about the child he had sex with? Or does your fandom mean it's not that bad? You may as well be MAGA if that's the case.
Okay, so that just happened. Got up got dizzy and fell on my face. Bent the fuck out of my glasses and my right cheek is bleeding. This long COVID shit ain't fun.
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Okay, so that just happened. Got up got dizzy and fell on my face. Bent the fuck out of my glasses and my right cheek is bleeding. This long COVID shit ain't fun.
If I was going to write a character as an idiot I'd make them say literally.
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
If I was going to write a character as an idiot I'd make them say literally.
Make it illegal and put them in work camps. You know they'd do it to us.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
‘We can’t police our way out of fascism’: experts urge holistic approach to counter Australia’s neo-Nazis
Reactive lawmaking and off-the-cuff ideas won’t deal with the problem, counter-terrorism expert and researcher at ANU says
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Make it illegal and put them in work camps. You know they'd do it to us.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
I made the makers of AI slop videos mad by calling it pathetic AI slop. I'm happy.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I made the makers of AI slop videos mad by calling it pathetic AI slop. I'm happy.
Yippee ki yay motherfucker.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Yippee ki yay motherfucker.
The world.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The world.
I need to leave for as long as I need too. America keeps talking about child sexual abuse like it's political.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I need to leave for as long as I need too. America keeps talking about child sexual abuse like it's political.