New Year's Ewa
@ewacat.bsky.social
Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
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New Year's Ewa
@ewacat.bsky.social
· Aug 1
If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 AM
decades of "lol the french are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" seems funnier in a different way when you realise the french public will burn down the government if it even looks at them wrong while the american people are the most house-broken nation in existence
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who up playing with they international law
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 AM
who up playing with they international law
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Everyone calls me a fag cause of my foldy paws and whimsical demeanor
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Everyone calls me a fag cause of my foldy paws and whimsical demeanor
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Feeling safe sharing this photo with you now 😁
Pretty sure the "What is the maximum number of robin photos you can post in a year" counter, was set back to zero 2 days ago
Happy new year robin to you all 🤗
Pretty sure the "What is the maximum number of robin photos you can post in a year" counter, was set back to zero 2 days ago
Happy new year robin to you all 🤗
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Feeling safe sharing this photo with you now 😁
Pretty sure the "What is the maximum number of robin photos you can post in a year" counter, was set back to zero 2 days ago
Happy new year robin to you all 🤗
Pretty sure the "What is the maximum number of robin photos you can post in a year" counter, was set back to zero 2 days ago
Happy new year robin to you all 🤗
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I would be more annoyed at how many tweets here are criticising other people's bad takes, if the takes weren't so fucking bad.
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I would be more annoyed at how many tweets here are criticising other people's bad takes, if the takes weren't so fucking bad.
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perfect trumpian reply, no notes lmao
January 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
perfect trumpian reply, no notes lmao
The nice thing about crochet is that if you have a stick and some string you can make a colourful little pouch when you're feeling sad
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The nice thing about crochet is that if you have a stick and some string you can make a colourful little pouch when you're feeling sad
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Oh Jesus Christ…oh no…Paddington?
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Oh Jesus Christ…oh no…Paddington?
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definitely the most important news of the day actually
Officially revealed: The contestants in series 21 of Taskmaster
Officially revealed: The contestants in series 21 of Taskmaster
Including the second US-based comedian
dlvr.it
January 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
definitely the most important news of the day actually
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Misread these creme eggs (3rd January too early for easter eggs btw) as saying "WHITE EGG - SAME GOD" and was momentarily stopped in my tracks.
January 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Misread these creme eggs (3rd January too early for easter eggs btw) as saying "WHITE EGG - SAME GOD" and was momentarily stopped in my tracks.
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I read this in my native celcius and recoiled; "THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH YOUR CAT, ITS BOTTOM IS ABOUT TO BOIL"
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I read this in my native celcius and recoiled; "THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH YOUR CAT, ITS BOTTOM IS ABOUT TO BOIL"
I know people were dubious about the veracity of that whole account but god listen the internet deserves folk heroes and she was a great one
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I know people were dubious about the veracity of that whole account but god listen the internet deserves folk heroes and she was a great one
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Ten years ago, inspired by the return of my childhood interest in birds, I set myself a target: see 200 British species in a year.
The result was this book.
Through 2026 I’ll be revisiting it, month by month. If you want to join me, just subscribe to my newsletter. levparikian.substack.com
The result was this book.
Through 2026 I’ll be revisiting it, month by month. If you want to join me, just subscribe to my newsletter. levparikian.substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Ten years ago, inspired by the return of my childhood interest in birds, I set myself a target: see 200 British species in a year.
The result was this book.
Through 2026 I’ll be revisiting it, month by month. If you want to join me, just subscribe to my newsletter. levparikian.substack.com
The result was this book.
Through 2026 I’ll be revisiting it, month by month. If you want to join me, just subscribe to my newsletter. levparikian.substack.com
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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
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You have to raise your kids with enough oppositional defiance that old men with no regard for them can’t pressure them into war crimes.
look man at that point you get yourself arrested
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
You have to raise your kids with enough oppositional defiance that old men with no regard for them can’t pressure them into war crimes.
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I actually really, really fucking hate it when people say shit like humans deserve to go extinct / animals are so much better and more deserving than humans
I'm sorry you don't have the emotional capacity or imagination necessary to appreciate the breadth of the human experience
I'm sorry you don't have the emotional capacity or imagination necessary to appreciate the breadth of the human experience
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I actually really, really fucking hate it when people say shit like humans deserve to go extinct / animals are so much better and more deserving than humans
I'm sorry you don't have the emotional capacity or imagination necessary to appreciate the breadth of the human experience
I'm sorry you don't have the emotional capacity or imagination necessary to appreciate the breadth of the human experience
In case anyone's in the mood for gerbils (the gerbils survived) youtu.be/AmrFT_v_M40?...
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
In case anyone's in the mood for gerbils (the gerbils survived) youtu.be/AmrFT_v_M40?...
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*squeezes bridge of nose* okay so no further actions are anticipated but if anyone interferes with the oil companies we have a second bigger strike ready and we’re not nation building but we will be running the country and we left most of the regime intact but don’t support the opposition. Right?
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
*squeezes bridge of nose* okay so no further actions are anticipated but if anyone interferes with the oil companies we have a second bigger strike ready and we’re not nation building but we will be running the country and we left most of the regime intact but don’t support the opposition. Right?
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he posted seventeen different photos, each one as its own individual post, no captions. like a teenager who can't decide which selfie is the cutest.
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
he posted seventeen different photos, each one as its own individual post, no captions. like a teenager who can't decide which selfie is the cutest.
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the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM
the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams
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It's unbelievable that people this dumb are in charge of the most powerful nation in human history
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
It's unbelievable that people this dumb are in charge of the most powerful nation in human history
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I think it's a shame kids aren't exposed to boring old black and white films on TV at Christmas any more. If you're younger than me (an ancient man of the hills) BBC iPlayer currently has Bringing Up Baby, Some Like It Hot, Double Indemnity, The Third Man & Suspicion. All bangers!
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I think it's a shame kids aren't exposed to boring old black and white films on TV at Christmas any more. If you're younger than me (an ancient man of the hills) BBC iPlayer currently has Bringing Up Baby, Some Like It Hot, Double Indemnity, The Third Man & Suspicion. All bangers!