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Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
'Ever'.
carcosa-based lifeform. UK.
@EwaSR on twitter
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If you're looking for the clown, he's two storm drains over
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Already out of stock but was a BARGAIN at erm £140. 👀
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Already out of stock but was a BARGAIN at erm £140. 👀
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This kid rules
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This kid rules
when someone gets into knitting, crochet, sewing and such things for the first time, the universe should deliver unto them a tin of biscuits. both encouragement and destiny fulfilment for what the tin will ultimately get used for: CRAFTY BITS
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
when someone gets into knitting, crochet, sewing and such things for the first time, the universe should deliver unto them a tin of biscuits. both encouragement and destiny fulfilment for what the tin will ultimately get used for: CRAFTY BITS
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I love it when she uses a pillow. bless her
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I love it when she uses a pillow. bless her
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With this part of Poland not celebrating independence until the German temporary squatters were forcefully evicted a few months later, St. Martin's Day eclipsed the independence celebrations, leading to funny scenes as Warsaw endures the far-right march and Poznań eats a lot of this:
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
With this part of Poland not celebrating independence until the German temporary squatters were forcefully evicted a few months later, St. Martin's Day eclipsed the independence celebrations, leading to funny scenes as Warsaw endures the far-right march and Poznań eats a lot of this:
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🇵🇱🥐 It's 11 November, which is Remembrance Day for most of Europe, Independence Day for Poland, and St. Martin's Day for Poznań and Greater Poland, so I managed to get a hold of St. Martin's croissants at a Polski Sklep in Berlin and serve my colleagues this croissant bowl.
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
🇵🇱🥐 It's 11 November, which is Remembrance Day for most of Europe, Independence Day for Poland, and St. Martin's Day for Poznań and Greater Poland, so I managed to get a hold of St. Martin's croissants at a Polski Sklep in Berlin and serve my colleagues this croissant bowl.
i need to be able to opt specific posts out of appearing on the Discovery tab
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
i need to be able to opt specific posts out of appearing on the Discovery tab
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pfft. rookies.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
pfft. rookies.
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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Officially 28th. Practically November 1st to December 24th.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Officially 28th. Practically November 1st to December 24th.
for my own sanity can i please get an actual date for black friday
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
for my own sanity can i please get an actual date for black friday
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Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
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related to this; when "Male gaze" became a pejorative I was kind of realizing no one actually understood the critique, much like the Bechdel test, in that it was an observation of a subconscious bias everyone repeats without thinking. If you *intend* on a male audience, the male gaze is successful!
The thing is like if we want to fight back against prudery and sex negativity we also have to stop referring to stuff as 'gooner art' and accept that nsfw shit that reads as 'for the male gaze' has as much a right to exist as your favourite yaoi
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
related to this; when "Male gaze" became a pejorative I was kind of realizing no one actually understood the critique, much like the Bechdel test, in that it was an observation of a subconscious bias everyone repeats without thinking. If you *intend* on a male audience, the male gaze is successful!
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Presented without comment.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Presented without comment.
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Our huge, heartfelt thanks to Sam Fender, who’s donated his £25,000 Mercury Prize winnings to Music Venue Trust... after already making sure £1 from every ticket on his recent tour went to support grassroots music venues.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Our huge, heartfelt thanks to Sam Fender, who’s donated his £25,000 Mercury Prize winnings to Music Venue Trust... after already making sure £1 from every ticket on his recent tour went to support grassroots music venues.
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Now tell us about your "Island of strangers" speech, you absolute binfire of a PM.
Racism returning to UK politics – and people are very scared, says Starmer
Racism returning to UK politics – and people are very scared, says Starmer
PM attacks ‘toxic division of Reform’ and gives strongest signal yet that two-child benefit cap will be lifted
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UK politics live – latest updates
Decades-old racism is returning to British politics, and “it makes people feel very scared” Keir Starmer has said, warning that divisive hard-right politics was “tearing our country apart”.
Speaking to GP and TV personality Amir Khan, the prime minister accused Nigel Farage’s Reform UK of overseeing a return of the racist and divisive politics “that frankly I thought we had dealt with decades ago”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Now tell us about your "Island of strangers" speech, you absolute binfire of a PM.
i need to ban people from adding asterisks to things* without having a key or corresponding footnote to explain why there is an asterisk**
* such as fields in a form
** like why what are these supposed to denote when you're filling this form in***
*** GIVE ME CONTEXT
* such as fields in a form
** like why what are these supposed to denote when you're filling this form in***
*** GIVE ME CONTEXT
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 AM
i need to ban people from adding asterisks to things* without having a key or corresponding footnote to explain why there is an asterisk**
* such as fields in a form
** like why what are these supposed to denote when you're filling this form in***
*** GIVE ME CONTEXT
* such as fields in a form
** like why what are these supposed to denote when you're filling this form in***
*** GIVE ME CONTEXT
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
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I'm convinced she could bully him into boarding a sub to visit the Titanic.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I'm convinced she could bully him into boarding a sub to visit the Titanic.
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Joyce Carol Poastes is the best
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Joyce Carol Poastes is the best
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It's not hard. You pronounce it to rhyme with the first name of the actor, J Cusack.
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
It's not hard. You pronounce it to rhyme with the first name of the actor, J Cusack.
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The answer is Austen cos Austen could write a novel about an unhinged creator playing god with her creation’s lives (Emma) whereas Shelley could not write Pride & Prejudice (I mean, Lodore? Falkner?)
You can only pick one. I’m sorry.
Jane Austen or Mary Shelley
Jane Austen or Mary Shelley
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The answer is Austen cos Austen could write a novel about an unhinged creator playing god with her creation’s lives (Emma) whereas Shelley could not write Pride & Prejudice (I mean, Lodore? Falkner?)
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting