Cliff Chapman VO
@cliffchapman.bsky.social
Home studio VO & voice actor with bases in London, Netherlands and rest of UK. Remain/Rejoin, BLM, He/Him, fully vaxxed, Trans Rights are Human Rights. WickedOfTheEarth audiobook on Audible now! Potato-based social media sensation.
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Also, I'm going to try something new - do you want a professional actor to read your short story for posterity or promotion, or something else? Send me your short story, I'll record it to professional standard and deliver it digitally all for pretty much a day's NMW!
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It's real! Paul Vanezis has done the scanning which bodes well for it *not* being full of AI slop! Ok now I'm excited!
Doctor Who: The TV Movie (4K) trailer.
TRAILER: Doctor Who The TV Movie in 4K! Coming Soon...
YouTube video by Doctor Who
youtu.be
February 19, 2026 at 12:02 PM
It's real! Paul Vanezis has done the scanning which bodes well for it *not* being full of AI slop! Ok now I'm excited!
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Here we go! The art for total reMaster (see what I did there?) of the wonderful TV Movie! Loved doing the art for this one, Huge thanks to the brilliant @paulvanezis.bsky.social for being so helpful supplying screengrabs and behind the scenes images which haven't seen the light of day for 30 years!
February 19, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Here we go! The art for total reMaster (see what I did there?) of the wonderful TV Movie! Loved doing the art for this one, Huge thanks to the brilliant @paulvanezis.bsky.social for being so helpful supplying screengrabs and behind the scenes images which haven't seen the light of day for 30 years!
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My sources tell me that Andrew is expected to go with the "I'm just a little guy, also it's my birthday, I'm a little birthday boy" defence
February 19, 2026 at 11:25 AM
My sources tell me that Andrew is expected to go with the "I'm just a little guy, also it's my birthday, I'm a little birthday boy" defence
Note to self. If I ever set up a studio, I cannot call it "Clifford Studio" as the name is already taken. And I do not want to cause confusion. I very very VERY much do not want to cause confusion
February 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Note to self. If I ever set up a studio, I cannot call it "Clifford Studio" as the name is already taken. And I do not want to cause confusion. I very very VERY much do not want to cause confusion
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Saw a post about that idiotic moment in Prometheus where the space worm invites the scientists to fuck off and they don't.
For a long time I have shouted "Stick your head in it!" at scenes like this, due to a Bill Baggs video featuring the rather too-close examination of a Nestene sphere.
For a long time I have shouted "Stick your head in it!" at scenes like this, due to a Bill Baggs video featuring the rather too-close examination of a Nestene sphere.
February 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Saw a post about that idiotic moment in Prometheus where the space worm invites the scientists to fuck off and they don't.
For a long time I have shouted "Stick your head in it!" at scenes like this, due to a Bill Baggs video featuring the rather too-close examination of a Nestene sphere.
For a long time I have shouted "Stick your head in it!" at scenes like this, due to a Bill Baggs video featuring the rather too-close examination of a Nestene sphere.
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Oh blimey. But will they have finally cracked getting hold of the original elements and scanning and restoring and rebuilding the effects only to fuck them with AI after?
Is it true, and definitely not just a crappy AI upscale?
WOULD BUY IF NOT FUCKED WITH AI
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GNTCCN4...
Is it true, and definitely not just a crappy AI upscale?
WOULD BUY IF NOT FUCKED WITH AI
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GNTCCN4...
www.amazon.co.uk
February 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Oh blimey. But will they have finally cracked getting hold of the original elements and scanning and restoring and rebuilding the effects only to fuck them with AI after?
Is it true, and definitely not just a crappy AI upscale?
WOULD BUY IF NOT FUCKED WITH AI
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GNTCCN4...
Is it true, and definitely not just a crappy AI upscale?
WOULD BUY IF NOT FUCKED WITH AI
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GNTCCN4...
Great thing about U & Drama: they just showed Genesis of the Daleks Episode 6 and then went to Pyramids of Mars 1, and even though they're not consecutive, that's a fucking great hour of tv and a half
Not so great thing about U & Drama - they've looped back to Genesis 3 now. Why?
Not so great thing about U & Drama - they've looped back to Genesis 3 now. Why?
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Great thing about U & Drama: they just showed Genesis of the Daleks Episode 6 and then went to Pyramids of Mars 1, and even though they're not consecutive, that's a fucking great hour of tv and a half
Not so great thing about U & Drama - they've looped back to Genesis 3 now. Why?
Not so great thing about U & Drama - they've looped back to Genesis 3 now. Why?
Slow on the BF as I get easily distracted on the bus listening to them and don't get my dog walks any more. Enjoyed The Sontarans, a very good idea and performed nicely. The Heliax Rift was technically fine but didn't grab me, missing something. Midway through Hour of the Cybermen now, better.
February 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Slow on the BF as I get easily distracted on the bus listening to them and don't get my dog walks any more. Enjoyed The Sontarans, a very good idea and performed nicely. The Heliax Rift was technically fine but didn't grab me, missing something. Midway through Hour of the Cybermen now, better.
Spent the day focussing on catching up on my Moho course (last week was more complicated and coincided with getting some much needed work, plus some much needed socializing) but it's been a nice distraction after the sad news yesterday. This is a work in progress before smoothing and clean up
February 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Spent the day focussing on catching up on my Moho course (last week was more complicated and coincided with getting some much needed work, plus some much needed socializing) but it's been a nice distraction after the sad news yesterday. This is a work in progress before smoothing and clean up
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I am calling the cat Hob, which is an old northern term for a household spirit - something that goes bump in the night (see: hobgoblin, hob hole).
It was a diminutive of Robin/Robert; I love the use of the mundane name to try to render the unknowable domestic. What is that, if not a cat?
It was a diminutive of Robin/Robert; I love the use of the mundane name to try to render the unknowable domestic. What is that, if not a cat?
February 17, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I am calling the cat Hob, which is an old northern term for a household spirit - something that goes bump in the night (see: hobgoblin, hob hole).
It was a diminutive of Robin/Robert; I love the use of the mundane name to try to render the unknowable domestic. What is that, if not a cat?
It was a diminutive of Robin/Robert; I love the use of the mundane name to try to render the unknowable domestic. What is that, if not a cat?
In Peel Cathedral for The War of the Worlds. Just watched a man leaning over the candles sorting out a packet of new candles and tapped my friend on the shoulder to say "that man's leaning over those candles so close he'll set his hair on fire if he's not careful" AND THEN HE DID
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
In Peel Cathedral for The War of the Worlds. Just watched a man leaning over the candles sorting out a packet of new candles and tapped my friend on the shoulder to say "that man's leaning over those candles so close he'll set his hair on fire if he's not careful" AND THEN HE DID
I shall miss you, Francis.
February 17, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I shall miss you, Francis.
youtu.be/lS9J4vJ5K78?... Still banging. I am forty four years old.
HD Pancake Day Song - Maid Marian and her Merry Men - with Pancake Recipe!
YouTube video by Prosser Family Adventures
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February 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
youtu.be/lS9J4vJ5K78?... Still banging. I am forty four years old.
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This means that if you put on £10, you’ll win £0
February 16, 2026 at 12:06 PM
This means that if you put on £10, you’ll win £0
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I know different writers are different, but I find it strange when someone's books spiral to 300,000+ words because no-one will edit them. I've never yet hit 100,000 with one of mine and would worry I was boring people, as I'd probably be boring myself by that stage.
February 16, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I know different writers are different, but I find it strange when someone's books spiral to 300,000+ words because no-one will edit them. I've never yet hit 100,000 with one of mine and would worry I was boring people, as I'd probably be boring myself by that stage.
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You know you've made it as an author when no one will properly edit you, and your books are now shit.
February 16, 2026 at 11:53 AM
You know you've made it as an author when no one will properly edit you, and your books are now shit.
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douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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I have two personas: with my mates I'm a laddish, in my job I'm posh & corporate. It came to a head at a charity ball. I was there with work, & mates there with their work. Had to Mrs Doubtfire it, one minute I'm "hello you cunt", the next I'm "that's a fine Sauvignon, Karen"
February 15, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I have two personas: with my mates I'm a laddish, in my job I'm posh & corporate. It came to a head at a charity ball. I was there with work, & mates there with their work. Had to Mrs Doubtfire it, one minute I'm "hello you cunt", the next I'm "that's a fine Sauvignon, Karen"
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My name is Michelle and my husband has called me Shellbow for the 20 years we've been together. We had an argument last year and I said I hate it and never call me again. He hasn't and I didn't know how much I'd miss it. I can't ask him to start again as it wouldn't be the same.
February 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
My name is Michelle and my husband has called me Shellbow for the 20 years we've been together. We had an argument last year and I said I hate it and never call me again. He hasn't and I didn't know how much I'd miss it. I can't ask him to start again as it wouldn't be the same.
28 Days Later: The Bone Palace. A Moho animator is one of the only survivors of a zombie apocalypse...
Don't move the layer, move the bone. Don't move the layer, move the bone. And if you can't make it work by moving the bone, shift the points. Still don't move the layer. Bone, not layer. #Moho
Don't move the layer, move the bone. Don't move the layer, move the bone. And if you can't make it work by moving the bone, shift the points. Still don't move the layer. Bone, not layer. #Moho
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
28 Days Later: The Bone Palace. A Moho animator is one of the only survivors of a zombie apocalypse...
Don't move the layer, move the bone. Don't move the layer, move the bone. And if you can't make it work by moving the bone, shift the points. Still don't move the layer. Bone, not layer. #Moho
Don't move the layer, move the bone. Don't move the layer, move the bone. And if you can't make it work by moving the bone, shift the points. Still don't move the layer. Bone, not layer. #Moho
February 15, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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I remember seeing this on telly 1986 when the broadcast had been been exactly timed so that the female nudity would occur at exactly 9.01pm.
February 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I remember seeing this on telly 1986 when the broadcast had been been exactly timed so that the female nudity would occur at exactly 9.01pm.
I hope you had a nice Valentine's day, and if you didn't, well may I just say that's an absolutely smashing blouse you're wearing.
February 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I hope you had a nice Valentine's day, and if you didn't, well may I just say that's an absolutely smashing blouse you're wearing.